Past / Current DJ appearances:
Cobalt(DC)
(Wednesday & Thursday previously,
now Tuesday & Saturday resident)
Club XS(York, PA)
Crown & Anchor, Paramount Nightclub(Provincetown, Mass)
Grand Central(Baltimore, MD)
Velvet Nation(DC)
Town(DC)
Pure(Philadelphia, PA)
Woody's(Philadelphia, PA)
The Necto(Ann Arbor, MI)
Hamburger Mary's/Mary's Attic(Chicago)
Cherry(DC)
Genesis Saturday's(DC)
Wet Nightclub(DC)
Capital Pride '06(DC)
Capital Pride '05(DC)
Baltimore Pride '05
Visions Cinema & Lounge(DC)
MCCXXIII(DC)
I'm Jason. I live in DC. I'm one of the gays- as if the gays live down the block. I manage, promote, advertise and market (an do general babysitting at) a club called Cobalt in DC. I am a DJ. I spin dance, progressive and tribal house. I also do a like totally-awesome 80's night on a weekly basis. I've done some traveling to DJ (see the list below) and am ALWAYS looking to talk to other owners/managers/promoters that are interested in discussing bookings.
So yea, if you want to message me, do so. I'm really not an asshole and I don't bite. I don't take myself that seriously. I'm just a little fish in a big, big pond. People that think way too much of themselves should spend some time relaxing. It's really not that serious. I like Hollister, Abercrombie and cute boys. I especially like cute boys who wear Hollister and Abercrombie. I enjoy photography and graphic design, but have a degree in Fire Science. Go figure. I used to be a firefighter and EMT. I like alternative music. I've always wanted to be a drummer in band. Not a marching band, but a really cool rock band. I don't smoke or do drugs. Any drugs. I never have. I do, however, have a thing for DiSaronna. I like The Diner, apples, grapes, chocolate candy, chicken, italian, pizza and lots of salt. I like amusement park fudge and rollercoasters, eating amusement park fudge and throwing up after riding rollercoasters, then riding again. I like to travel although I don't do it nearly enough. And I especially like Brian my roommate, Darryl, my job and anyone willing to deal with all my shit. Always looking to talk to guys and cute boys from wherever and make new, fun friends. I'm single.
Some random thoughts...
I haven't slept for 10 days because that would be too long.
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist.
Last week I helped my friend stay put. Its a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure he did not start to load shit into a truck.
I have a few cavities. I dont like to call them cavities. I like to call them places I can put stuff. Do you know where I can store a pea?
I wish I could play little league now. I'd kick some fuckin ass. I'd be way better than before!
I had an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.
I got my hair highlighted. I felt certain strands were more important than others.
I think bigfoot is blurry. That's the problem. Its not the photographers fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me. There is a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside.
I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store often times I will drop it so that it achieves it maximum flavor potential.
I don't own a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
I tried to freshen up a room so I held a Certs in front of a fan.
I order the club sandwich all the time. I'm not even a member. I don't know how the fuck I always get away with it.
I went to the store and bought 8 apples. The clerk asked me if I wanted a bag and I said, "No, I juggle. But if I ever buy 9, hell yea! Bag em up!"
I was going to have my teeth whitened. But I said fuck that I'll just get a tan instead.
I got some tarter control toothpaste. I still have tarter, but that shit's under control. I got so much tarter I don't have to dip my fish sticks in shit.
When I was a boy I laid in my twin bed and wondered where my brother was.
I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I want to put pins in all the locations I've traveled to. But first I have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
I was just voted BEST DJ for the 3rd straight year in this years Washington Blade Best of Gay DC survey. Thanks for everyone who voted!
hey babe, so i basicaly told all my friends im gay. so everybody knows, but who cares right. so i was gonna go c u spin last night but was to tired from work, i finally found another place, unfortunately its in southern woodbridge, ugh, but its only 30mins away from d.c. I move on sunday so we should chill get a little drunk. , so when is cobalts next big event i think i heard you say sep 12 and 13?
Great night at Necto last Friday. Loved the music. Hope you make it out our way again soon. Glad I got to meet you. Thanks for the friend request. New fan in Ann Arbor.
oooo jason can we go back in time in your time machine hittin 88 mph at 1.1 jigawatts and go back in time together....i wanna dance to your music at the enchatment under the sea dance well u spinnin up some retro....
No Child, you turned it, you were fierceness at the mostess. I was floating,spinning and terning, I didnt know what i was durrin,I thought I was a ballerina cracked out at the Washington Ballerina "u turn it" Audition...EW CHILD!
