I enjoy having a great time, but I guess who doesn't. I really enjoy partying, gambling, and camping out by the river. I also enjoy just sitting back and listening to Hot Country 96.9 The KOW
Music
I mainly listen to country music but don't mind most other types of music.
Movies
Pirates of the Caribbean, Saw II & III, Gladiator, Animal House, The Matrix Series, and many many more.
Television
I never had anything more than local channels until about a year ago so I love all of the childish shows. WWE Raw/Smackdown, South Park, And Family Guy are my favorites. And you you walk in on me at the right time you might catch me watching the History Channel.
Books
The best book I have read in a while was "The DaVinci Code", I read it in three days just before the movie came out.
I really appreciate your friendship and ALL your awesome support! I'd be so grateful if you could bulletin your friends and ask them to add us. THANKS A BUNCH!!!!
WTF is happening broseph!? Yeah I thought you knew pedophilia was a past-time activity for me...I like my women like I like my Bourbon, 10 years old and mixed up with coke.
Hey Josh, Thanks for checking out the MySpace crib and tunz! Hit me up with your email addy and I'll let you know when we're heading to the Pittsburg area. Party hard this weekend! – Zane
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below.
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable.
For those who hate pooping at work,
the following is the Survival Guide
for taking a dump at work.
*CROP DUSTING* When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff, but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
*FLY BY* The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
*ESCAPEE* A fart that slips out while taking a pee or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen.
If you are a man and are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it.
No one likes an escapee.
It is uncomfortable for all involved.
Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
*JAILBREAK* When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace.. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
*COURTESY FLUSH* The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
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