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Steve Kleenex DJ Services

It’s the New Year and DJ Steve Kleenex is looking for regular DJ gigs, residencies, Corporate Events, Parties and weddings to perform at.

If your looking for a DJ specialising in Rock, Indie, Metal, Punk, SKA, Northern Soul and pretty much everything in-between, then I’m your man.

In my time I have worked for/with the likes of Jerry Dammers (the Specials), Damien Rice, Dirty Pretty Things, Bloc Party, Athlete, Babyshambles, to name but a few.

I’ve also presented my own weekly show on Internet radio and have promoted and ran my own club nights including the SKA Burlesque which has been featured in the South London Press, the New Cross Gate Post, TNT Magazine and even made the front cover of Time-Out.

Venues I have played at:
The Marlborough (Camberwell)
The Barfly (Camden)
The Macbeth (Hoxton)
Amersham Arms (New Cross)
The Castle (Camberwell)
The Hobgoblin (New Cross – Had a twice weekly residency from 2005 – 2008)
The Cherry Tree (Norwood – regular monthly residency)
The Hope and Anchor (Islington)
The Montague Arms (New Cross – Bi-weekly residency)
The New Cross Inn (Weekly residency for a year and a half)
The Artful Dodger (Kingston-Upon-Thames)
The Goldsmiths Tavern (Weekly residency for 2 years)
The Walpole Arms (New Cross - weekly residency)
The Paradise Bar (Deptford)
The Catapult Club (New Cross)
The Last Night of the Old GMT (New Cross)

I have three full sets of DJ equipment. Full technical specification are:
2 Numark CM200 Mixers
Numark CDN-36 twin CD Decks
Numark CDN-88 twin CD Decks
A Numark Dimension 3 Power Amplifier
1 Phonic Max 1500 Power Amplifier
2 Sets of 500 Watt Speakers

My rates are between £20 - £35 per hour, though for corporate events I will charge more. I can also arrange bands and/or Burlesque dancers if required, though these will cost more.

To book me please Contact:
admin@alt-dj.co.uk or phone 07956396470

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Steve Kleenex
Birthday:	1st Feb 1975
Birthplace:	Guys Hospital
Current Location:	New Cross, South London SE14
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Black
Height:	5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Both, either
Your Heritage:	1/4 greek Cypriot, 1/4 Irish, 1/2 English
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Spider print DM's
Your Weakness:	Glass, Heat, Jehovah Witnesses
Your Fears:	Myself
Your Perfect Pizza:	Chicken, Onions, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Chilli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	To prove myself to all those doubters. Fuck em all!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Why are u ignoring me ;-)
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Why's it so huge in the morning....
Your Best Physical Feature:	My Hair
Your Bedtime:	When I feel tied
Your Most Missed Memory:	The old GMT
Pepsi or Coke:	Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Wimpy pisses over both of them
Single or Group Dates:	Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	N/A
Do you Smoke:	Sometimes
Do you Swear:	Like the Osbournes
Do you Sing:	Yes, if Im good at it's another matter
Have you Been in Love:	Yes, at the Moment
Do you want to go to College:	I want to get out of college
Do you want to get Married:	Maybe
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:	No
Are you a Health Freak:	No
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes
Do you play an Instrument:	I enjoy playing with my Organ
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	More than Iv drunk water
In the past month have you Smoked:	Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	You cant ask that
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yes with my Girlfriend
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Im english so no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Im allergic to seafood
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yes to moan at bands when they fuck about
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No but I've had a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	N/A
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Pick N' Mix
Ever been Drunk:	Too many times
Ever been called a Tease:	Yes
Ever been Beaten up:	A few times
Ever Shoplifted:	When I was younger
How do you want to Die:	I want to live forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Me
What country would you most like to Visit:	Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Green
Favourite Hair Color:	Red (Not Ginger)
Short or Long Hair:	Long
Height:	5'1 - 5'9
Weight:	under 10 stone
Best Clothing Style:	Alternative, Goth
Number of CDs I own:	Hundreds, maybe even thousands
Number of Piercings:	None
Number of Tattoos:	1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	I have no regrets
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