About me:

So... I do stand-up comedy. Isn't that fun? Well, it can be. It's exhilarating to get on stage in front of big audiences. Or even small audiences and try to tell new jokes. If you want to come see me, just shoot me a message and I'll you know when and where. I perform every week in Seattle.

I find humor in every day situations. I like helping others enable themselves. It's also nice when I can learn something ... piano, sports, dance-styles, whatever... I have a day job. It pays the bills, let's me travel, and is a good stepping stone to the next big thing in my life... whatever that is...
corporate vice president?
Business owner?
Stand-up comedian?
Trophy husband? <-- I'm banking on this one.

What do you want to do with your life? I like meeting people who are passionate or have some direction. Don't get me wrong, MTV's 8th and Ocean is fun to talk about, too... just not all the time ;)

Fun things in 2008:
* Jan 17 -- LASIK
* Jan 29 -- Book published and available on Amazon.com & Barnes & Noble
* Apr 11 -- Opened for Jeffrey Ross
* May 30 -- Comedy Competition (Giggles)
* May 31 -- Comedy Competition (Giggles)

* Oct 11 -- Performed at Comedy Store (L.A.)

* Oct 16 -- New Faces Showcase in Chicago

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I try to write from time to time... here are some of my more popular blog posts:
First Open Mic Night -or- How I Met Ty Barnett
Las Vegas Night .1 - Alicia - Pussycat Dolls
Why Facebook/MySpace Must End
Miss Washington - Tina Marie Mares - Scrabble Challenge
Oh good... MySpace
Do they exist... part 2 (clarifications)
Good-looking, intelligent/witty girls? Do they exist?