Maldini was born in a vat of skill, underneath an Awesome tree, on a full moon, on the one day of the year where nothing bad happened anywhere in the world. Bono, Bob Geldof and Nelson Mandela have all previously cited him (and BCUK) as their main influences, and Maldini's music has been known to heal the dying and sick when all other medical efforts have failed. Following the release of Bad Taste, the birth rate was documented to have risen in at least ten European cities, not to mention several states in the US. The music written by Maldini as BCUK has been proven to be directly attributable to the health of the global economy and the UK's gold bullion reserves. In 2003 he had to take out an injunction against tragic wheelchair chaser Anna Nicole Smith, for her stalking and indecent exposure. It's rumoured that Maldini will become the first lunar real estate owner following his recent reported purchase of a 100 acre plot south of the Sea of Traquility - something he is currently neither confirming or denying".
Hello there, just wanted to say, i love Oceanic sooo much! Heard it on the D&B arena podcast, what a tune. Is it available to buy? And are you gonna let the music on your music player to be added to other peoples profiles cuz i wanted to have Oceanic as my profiles music but there is no add button :) xxx
It was nice to here from you! It's been a while! I'll be in Spain for Innovation but other than that I don't know when I'll hit up England again... You should totally fly down for Inno! We can chill on the beach everyday and romp it out at night at the partyyyy!
Hi! Happy New Year Malpress. Since I'm not on facebook at the moment, so i'm just going to have to leave my jibber jabbering over here. Miss you & hope you're doing well sucka! Lots of love & I think they spiked our Milk! :o xx
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