Jason,
Formerly Josh, (RIP JOSH) ((also RIP PHIL, jason stole your drums, are you going to let him get away with that))(no i didnt)
Crystal Perez (there is a girl in this band ), pedal-phile, she kills people with her bass,
Bryan (the brain) Auger,
James Nielsen (PHONE NUMBER:458-2844) He sucks in this band.
Influences
WWF Wrestlemania, the tv pyramid at 4541, ALL TRUE AND FULLY PURE BLACK METAL MUSIC HAIL 666 extreme evil, a few red lights and a few old beds, nostalgia, our really expensive fog machine, altered states of mind, runaway paranoia and hyper-ventilation, arnold schwartzenegger, ecstatic possession, vhs mixtapes, Charles Manson, Brother Abraham and the Chickenhead Church, disassociation of the letter I, Jason's Afroid-Hoodoo percussion, the Motorhead font, Jason doesn't like heavy metal music (jason here:nooo, i hate guitar/buttrock "solos". its the starbucks coffee effect you know, like there is flourescent lighting inside them and that stuff gives me a headache), I on the other hand think its totally sweet, Hypostasis of the Archons: like the Gnostic Demiurgos are fucking real dude I'm serious, KISS ARMY, drugs, The Church of Satan, White Rabbit, Metallica, Aaron Rutten, The Randy Savages, Stan, William and Leslie, Johnny, Grandmaster Laird and Random Funk Records, Billie Dee Williams, Doctor John Dee and Sir Edward Kelly, Black Metal Joe's private record collection and unknown current whereabouts, Nolan and Cult of Zir, Oregon, "Mean" Gene Okerlund, "the mouth of the south" Jimmy Hart, MORTAL KOMBAT II, Crystal's Millions of Friends Worldwide, a sample of a sample, Jason's family compound in (K)(R)ENT(ON) WA, all our evil-ex-girlfriends especially, basically anything we have to base the existence of the true Necronomicon on upon.
Dr. JOSE COMES ALIVE!
DR. JONES @ MORTAL KOMBAT 2 from John Paul Nielsen on Vimeo
Doctor Jones is the new first orginal hit group-sensation. Inaugurated at precisely the appointed-golden hour on june 6th of 2006, in the year of our lord, at a seance and pizza party at the 50th st. house. We took a fucking lot of drugs then and now, i'm pretty sure.
After Phil our first drummer died mysteriously, the band's haunting subsided for a time. Later Crystal (who is actually good) and Josh (who was also good but has since died under mysterious circumstances RIP JOSH 2008) aspired to the ranks of Dr. Jones and have attained the various Medical Degrees therein.
Its like two bass players and Jason the drummer plays drums and guitar at the same time, which is impossible. James is the legendary-front-man of Dr. Jones only untill we can get Glenn Danzig, after that James is totally fired from the band.
G'all just kick ass and that is all there is to it. I wish there was some sort of a noise scene over in these parts of the woods. I love you folks more than seals love eating fish!
As soon as your set was over on Thursday... 'nuf sed
Anyway, jaws were dropped & everyone who had any inclination to talk to me walked up at the same time & said, "Have you heard them before" and looked real stupified like they just had their shit rocked to the su-fucking-preme.
I LOVE IT!!! The whole damn page is overpowered by awesome!!! Boxcar Chimpanzee is still in love with a being that is called Dr. Jones, and that is all there is to it! did you guys intend to have the URL and in djrones? if so, that's funny! mad love for all of you!
After Phil our first drummer died mysteriously, the band's haunting subsided for a time. Later Crystal (who is actually good) and Josh (who was also good but has since died under mysterious circumstances RIP JOSH 2008) aspired to the ranks of Dr. Jones and have attained the various Medical Degrees therein.
Its like two bass players and Jason the drummer plays drums and guitar at the same time, which is impossible. James is the legendary-front-man of Dr. Jones only untill we can get Glenn Danzig, after that James is totally fired from the band.
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