One-armed golfers, staring contests, chimpanzees with downs syndrome, the Special Olympics, asking homeless people if they have change for a nickel, kangaroo hunting, a perfect summer day, professional hide and seek, ghost riding my RV, merry-go-rounds, the first 29 seconds of a fresh piece of chewing gum, smoked salmon, buying lawnmowers from Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning, sticking quarters in ATM's and playing them like video games, exchanging used lawnmowers for a bag of Doritos and a pair of tube socks at Wal-Mart at 3:00 in the morning, Mike's Hard Kool Aid (the blue, not the red), extreme fishing, tying people's shoelaces together when they're not looking, magic shows, pretending to like soccer, bunk bed bungee jumping, doing special education students' homework in exchange for watching them try to breakdance, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, asking white people what "hyphy" means, wheelchair paintball, convincing the Del Taco drive thru person that they do offer a group discount when you buy more than 30 tacos, Columbus Day, the World Series of Punchbuggy, replacing a midget's entire wardrobe with clothes one size smaller while they sleep and watching them think they grew overnight, shaking my dreads, vodka in the morning, senior citizen dodgeball, up up down down left right left right B A, Jenga, orange juice, your mom's baking, and fat guys in little coats.
Music
All that dares to deviate from the mainstream.
Movies
Chick flicks. Seriously.
Television
I watch plenty.
Books
Volume 'V' of the encyclopedia.
Heroes
Whoever invented chili cheese fries and birth control. In that order.
Yes, it's really Vince.
No, I don't eat cats.
Yes, it's because I'm allergic.
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Who I'd like to meet:
The guy who put extra onions in my In-N-Out burger at the drive thru when I specifically asked for no onions, so I can stuff the onions up his fucking nose. I fucking hate onions. Fuck onions.
Anybody who still believes in love, the back of my hand is dying to meet the side of your face in swift fashion.
You motherfuckers that claim you're hyphy but have NO IDEA what it entails. You motherfuckers that, instead of taking the time to understand what hyphy is all about, go out and drive your '89 Cavalier in circles down at the Del Taco parking lot like you're too cool for school. Fuck you for taking the West Coast's latest contribution to hip hop and turning it into a joke. Take off those ridiculous clip-on dreads and read a book.
Tom, founder of MySpace, so I can kick his fucking ass. Or at least flick him on the ear when he's not looking, then turn around and look away like I didn't do it. Fuck MySpace.
And, of course, you bitches. You know who you are. Why are you here?
Why are you trying to move to facebook? Most the people that I know that have one don't even like it, but they ended up there because everyone else did too. Whats up man how've you been?
Hey V.V.!!! Yeah it was nice seeing you too! I was actually up there to hang with my aunt and then I had taken Monday off to come visit my BOS family. I had two of my other aunts with me....so I was unable to go to the other branches and to do lunch with little Vatsana.....but yeah I need to take another trip so I can spend more time! So how are you doing? How's your beloved iphone??? =)
follow Vince at twitter.com
where are the cats?
BUGS BIRTHDAY S IN JUNE.....LET ME CHECK MY FACEBOOK....HOLLA BACK
SUP CUZN. HOW U BEEN
Why are you trying to move to facebook? Most the people that I know that have one don't even like it, but they ended up there because everyone else did too. Whats up man how've you been?
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Ok smart ass where was it supposed to go? Lol
Damn a snuggie blanket huh? Haha so where did the donation go?
douche city.
But of course. That kind of behavior deserves a left hook to the dome.
no no no. The sleeveless turtleneck always gets me.
OMG neon green....WTF!!!???
girl with pants and a thick ass hoodie sweatshirt with flip-flops. UNNECESSARY
Oh wow yeah i would say that is very unnecessary! Yeah i personally dont think men should even wear flip flops!
HAHA
Hey V.V.!!! Yeah it was nice seeing you too! I was actually up there to hang with my aunt and then I had taken Monday off to come visit my BOS family. I had two of my other aunts with me....so I was unable to go to the other branches and to do lunch with little Vatsana.....but yeah I need to take another trip so I can spend more time! So how are you doing? How's your beloved iphone??? =)
We're regulars at Papa Johns Pizza. They know to always give us extra garlic sauce :-)
Jealous!!
How Oregon Trail on your phone? As good as the original?
dont think so, i havent been lookin at them as much i always forget lol. i just started lookin again today.
Ha ha! I thought it was only girls who got ripped off buying car parts!
hahahaha! Heath HATES Akon with a passion.
I heart your status update!!
OREGON TRAIL!!!! oh my gosh! I LOVED hunting for oxen... haha oxen... that's a funny word.
How have you been?
Are you guys down visiting Tom? If so tell him I say HI! Hope you all are doing well!