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D.Lemon
Stand-Up
D.Lemon Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/dlemoncomedy

Male
32 years old
NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/5/2009
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   D.Lemon's Comedian Bio
BioBrooklyn native D. Lemon's (Damien Lemon) comedy career began from his seat in the back of public school classrooms over 20 years ago and continued at his college alma mater, Clark Atlanta University, where he fine-tuned his ability to make people laugh until they cough and choke . Over the last two years, he has rapidly built a name for himself on the New York City comedy circuit and beyond. On stage, his material comes from everywhere and nowhere, from fornicating politicians driving up sex prices to the "Stop BCC'N!" campaign, and is delivered with a flair that can best be described as an all-inclusive bug-out session. Catch him as both performer and co-producer on Wednesdays at the Laugh Lounge in "Comedy On The Hump," a weekly showcase of New York's freshest young comedians.
Websitedamienlemon.com
InfluencesMy Family, My Squad, Brownsville, Bed-Stuy, Ossining, Big Daddy Kane, Eddie Murphy, Atlanta, Black College, C.A.U., Harlem, life.
MembersM.C. SWIPE .. .. RAY
Karl & Bernie and the Third Wheel from Karl & Bernie on Vimeo.
Albums NSFW EP 2008

    D.Lemon's Interests
MusicBig Daddy Kane, Jay-Z, B.I.G., Nas, Mobb Deep, Miles Davis, Prince, OutKast, Beanie Sigel, Kanye West, Brand Nubian, A Tribe Called Quest, Marvin Gaye, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Ice Cube, Fugees, Diamond D, 50 cent, Ohio Players, Aretha Franklin, Redman, Common, The Roots, Bob Marley, D'Angelo, DMX, Gang Starr, Ghostface, T.I., R Kelly, Donnie Hathaway, Luther Vandross, Frank Sinatra, Jill Scott, John Coltrane, LOX, Luther Vandross, Beastie Boys, Kool G Rap, Tupac, Mos Def, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Fat Joe, etc.
MoviesDo The Right Thing, GoodFellas, and a bunch of others.
BooksTales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, Catcher In the Rye, Never Eat Alone, Divided Soul, etc.

     D.Lemon's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Occupation:Comedian


   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 14 2009 7:00P
COMEDY ON THE HUMP @ Laugh Lounge New York NY
Oct 15 2009 9:00P
New York Comedy Club New York NY
Oct 16 2009 7:00P
Village Lantern New York NY
Nov 22 2009 8:00P
The Knitting Factory Brooklyn NY

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   D.Lemon's Blurbs
About me:
..Flyer Back"> I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Who I'd like to meet:
Genuine people, allies on the grind, anyone who can take a joke, tell a joke, laugh at a joke, etc.

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D.Lemon's Friends Comments
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XAVIER

XAVIER



Mar 22 2009 3:33 PM

thanks for your friendship
all the best
THE OFFICIAL "CEO" MOSS 500 PAGE

THE OFFICIAL "CEO" MOSS 500 PAGE



Mar 21 2009 9:14 PM

Thanks for the add man from N. Carolina down to Atlanta. Keep doing ya thang play boi. Will get at you later about some skits on the mixtapes or albums if you can.
Holla back

500
Cintiya

Cynthia Cyncity Decker



Mar 23 2009 2:20 AM

Damiennnn...yea i know :( i've been neglecting my cracking buddy. I'm see u'r up to big things, good for you...not to fret, I'm sure we'll see each other soon at one of your events. Hollerrrrrrr.
:)
HONDURAN BX BOMBshell

Spanish Princess



Feb 2 2009 10:00 PM

Lol!!!! My love I promise Jess & I will be there one of these Wednesday nights I just can't this Wednesday...
Wait til u see her your jaw gonna drop! ;-)

Miss ya homie!
HONDURAN BX BOMBshell

Spanish Princess



Feb 2 2009 4:12 PM

What up my favorite "CBW? LOL!!!

Are going to be @ Cam's show this Saturday?
SHE AIN'T ME !!!!!!!

 SHE AIN'T ME !!!!!!!



Jan 30 2009 5:12 PM

HEY,MR.FUNNY MAN.
YOU SHOULD COME TO BUFFALO
Tha Truth a.k.a Tha Kid

Tha Truth a.k.a Tha Kid



Dec 15 2008 5:48 AM

Say Hey Now!!! What up, im just stay'n tuned n 2 your world ya dig..... Get at me wheneva,, And stay tuned...
Timbaland Threat

Timbaland Threat



Dec 6 2008 7:08 AM

Visions lead me to believe that the essential reason for us doubting our dreams is the assumption that we create in our mind that what we dream of or desire in this life does not exist...
or we think to ourselves that its just something that is virtually impossible to reach...
this is an illusion we tend to create in our minds and also the illusion we tend to believe...
so often we feel down...Hopeless
so i say this...
instead of sitting there in doubt...confused
drowning in a pool of negative thoughts...
i feel we need to go out there do some research and dig for the truth...
find out for ourselves if what we dream of or desire in life is really impossible or not...
cause i tell u that by the time we figure out that what we want isn't impossible and at arms reach...
most likely we'll be living in that dream we once believed could never be reality...
-Nide A.k.a Timbaland Threat

One Love

p.s. Subscribe to the blogs if u wish...
Ree

Ree



Nov 25 2008 3:16 PM

Uh oh...I see the Lemon brothers are online.
Gotta be trouble! :)
christopher

christopher patrick



Nov 20 2008 6:28 AM

D LEMON, WUZ GOOD FAM, JUS STOPPIN BY 2 SHO LUV 2 UR PAGE
Yorz True!

Yorz True!



Nov 12 2008 10:48 PM

N.S.F.W., is crazy i like the shit about when niggas get drunk. You getting there my nigga! ill see you at the top!

www. damienlemon. com
ITS ALL ABOUT ME

ITS ALL ABOUT ME



Oct 16 2008 5:04 PM

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Tone

Tone



Oct 10 2008 8:00 AM

the city? i thought it was in Peekskill?
Tea

Tea



Sep 23 2008 3:36 AM

OMG, we went to see Dick Gregory & Paul Mooney Friday. His delivery is amazing, I thought about you as I analyzed his comedic style.
Tracy Perez

Tracy Perez



Sep 20 2008 5:18 AM

wassup! nice to have briefly met you at the comedy shorts fest. best of luck to you.
keep on keeping on ;)
Filmsrus Motion Pictures

Lou Costello



Sep 6 2008 6:35 PM

yo dat video iz crazy swipe me lol
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Sep 4 2008 10:28 PM

Hey you!!! Long time no hear from! Go check and my new page and my new music!!!

Call me!
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lindsay smith



Sep 3 2008 5:18 PM

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www. my-perfect-baby-shower. com
I LOVE HER CAUSE SHE'S GOT HER OWN

I LOVE HER CAUSE SHE'S GOT HER OWN



Sep 4 2008 5:51 AM

Attention: D. Lemon, the police are looking for you. You are wanted for murder! Alibi's is dead and you killed it! You took comedy to another level... Just tear drops and snot bubbles. Great job

Continue making'em cry!

comedian lord
*Christina*

Christina Lukic



Aug 27 2008 10:38 PM

Damian!! Thank you so much for Christian's bday gift! that was very thoughtful of you!!
wish u would've came to the party!!!
hope all is well... =]
ITS ALL ABOUT ME

ITS ALL ABOUT ME



Aug 21 2008 7:18 PM

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RDG

RDG



Aug 6 2008 4:42 PM

Son, that pic is hilarious! LOL
I LOVE HER CAUSE SHE'S GOT HER OWN

I LOVE HER CAUSE SHE'S GOT HER OWN



Aug 6 2008 10:26 PM

WHAT'S GOOD MY DUDE? JUST SLIDING THROUGH...
Linda Hobbs

Linda Hobbs



Aug 3 2008 7:05 AM

ur hilarious :)
Ree

Ree



Jul 30 2008 1:51 PM

Break a leg (or arm) tonight! You need to post more blogs for us long distance fans who can't make it to N.Y.
! You ain't worth a plane ticket! :)
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