Starnes
"Earth's Greatest Hero"

Male
39 years old
New Orleans, LOUISIANA
United States



Last Login: 12/2/2008
Mood: devious Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/dlivr8r  



    Starnes's Interests
GeneralImplement throwing, film making, fencing, cycling, bad-mad-or-fringe science, memes, etymology, creepy robot culture, repurposing old technologies, sport bearding
MusicDifficult listening.
MoviesI worked 2 days a week at an independent video store just so I could brainwash their clients with my taste in film. My list of beloved films is longer than I care to type.
TelevisionNothing I like is allowed to stay on TV.
BooksCurrently reading... a host of boring tech manuals. Last 5 Just finished... "The Gun Seller" by Hugh Laurie "Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain "You Can't Win" by Jack Black (the depression era hobo, not 1/2 of Tenacious D), "How To Survive A Robot Uprising" by Daniel H Wilson (nothing new for me) "House Of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski (took forever, almost worth it)
HeroesDr. Buckaroo Banzai, M.D., PhD. Adam Worth Sir Richard Burton (the explorer, not the actor)

     Starnes's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The City-State Of New Orleans
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Robot Fighter

   Starnes's Schools
Delgado Community College
New Orleans,Louisiana
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Television & Video Production
Minor: American Sign Language
 

1989 to 1994
University Of New Orleans
New Orleans,Louisiana
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Communications
Minor: Philosophy
Clubs: The "Getting Jerked Around By Crappy Administration Politics" Club
 

1987 to 1994
Mcmain Magnet Secondary School
New Orleans,Louisiana
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: School Of Hard Knocks
 

1984 to 1986
Benjamin Franklin Senior High School
New Orleans,Louisiana
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: Fencing Team
 

1983 to 1984

   Starnes's Networking
Gaming - Design - Writer
I am currently writing for Butchery Interactive Group on a number of titles.



Starnes only uses his evil for good, and his good for awesome.

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   Starnes's Blurbs
About me:
If offered a choice between pie and cake, I'd choose pie AND cake. But if forced, at gunpoint to select only one dessert, I'd choose Baked Alaska. Not because it's my favorite, but because it's a little like cake, a little like pie, but mostly like ice cream on fire. By the by, not to sound standoffish, but I generally prefer that complete strangers send me a message before trying to add me as a friend, as a courtesy. I've met some amazing people that found me at random. But they were all nice enough to let me know that. Also, I've blocked band friend requests because I get them constantly. I'll take the time out to listen to your band if you take the time out to send me an actual personal message. Quid pro quo.
Who I'd like to meet:
Classy troublemakers, with whom I might make a better class of trouble. And any rich folks who've run out of ideas as to fun new ways to spend their money. Have I ever got plans for you...



   


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 Dawne of the Dead 


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 Big Dummy 


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Starnes's Friends Comments
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*TRIXIE MINX*





Nov 26 2008 7:50 PM

Celebrate the Holiday with Fleur de Tease. See us at One Eyed Jacks Sunday Dec 7. Two shows (8 & 10) with aerial, magic, and a ton of Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanza inspired burlesque.
Alison





Oct 21 2008 6:53 PM

Thank you for being in our pod.

http://voodoo08. blogofneworleans. com/2008/10/21/voodoo-podcast-episode-two-the-funky-and-the-freaky/

Skip to the end if you only want to hear yourself.
Spider Lady





Oct 23 2008 3:07 AM

I'm counting down now....6 days till I'm in the arms of halloween chaos and merriment. hope voodoofest goes well for you.
Big Daddy





Oct 17 2008 2:20 PM

I just saw you in the Nerdcore Rising Documentary. You are a handsome devil...
Vermillion Lies





Oct 3 2008 10:04 PM

SweetHomeNewOrleans





Sep 16 2008 2:59 PM

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Sep 11 2008 4:48 AM

Hello Sir Total...
see ya soon... and boy will I be glad!
Deb





Sep 4 2008 11:43 PM

Miss you and love you! xoxDeb
Dawne of the Dead





Aug 28 2008 2:14 AM

Ah HA, now you're not the only one with a fancy hat.
Vermillion Lies





Aug 15 2008 5:50 PM

Thank you!!! And love.
"theDamnit" Rev. jeffreyDamnit





Aug 5 2008 11:50 PM

either my upper lip is filthy or something's growing back!
see you in october!!!!!
Vermillion Lies





Jul 25 2008 7:18 AM

Here we go...!
Eli/za/bet





Jul 22 2008 7:08 PM

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Big Daddy





Jul 22 2008 11:11 AM

I present to you, Mr. Al Delvecchio


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Eli/za/bet





Jul 6 2008 6:16 PM

I am your neighbor Gimme some sugar
Creature Studios





Jun 27 2008 8:22 PM

Hi Robert. Thanks for the add!
myspace add pic
Dawne of the Dead





Jun 29 2008 3:39 PM

The Nerd-in continues...

http://answers. yahoo. com/question/index?qid=20080628130233AAqfPQo
Eli/za/bet





Jun 16 2008 3:22 AM

Man, have I told you lately that I really do think you're swell and, you know, like, you kindof inspire me? Well don't let me start now.
We should do tea sometime soon - yeah?
Dawne of the Dead





Jun 14 2008 8:21 PM

you are NOT a number...
Eli/za/bet





Jun 10 2008 7:39 PM

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Janet Fitch





Jun 10 2008 5:40 PM

Hi Starnes--
Thanks for befriending me and Paint It Black! Hope you like it. Wish
you good reading and enjoyment of pie and cake.
all best,
Janet F.
FAMOVS





Jun 7 2008 8:37 PM

artificial robot mouth - they can now eat AND taste us...

http://io9. com/387866/killer-robots-can-now-eat-us-and-enjoy-the-flavor
~Silentcheesecake~





Jun 5 2008 4:56 AM

Thank you for accepting my request hon ^_^

Showin' some Love
Hugs and Bugs!
Fleur de Tease





May 29 2008 12:08 PM

Don't miss the LAST show of the season!
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Mlle. Elizabeth





May 27 2008 10:37 AM

I find your status extra amusing because late last Monday evening I received a text message from Alex saying, "Robert is a god among men."

There you have it.
*TRIXIE MINX*





May 19 2008 1:32 PM

Hey you! My burlesque troupe is having our "Take us to L.A." fundraiser this Friday (May 23) at One Eyed Jacks. It is an interactive party where you can pop a balloon girl, take a picture with some lovely burlesque dancers, and even get dry humped by myself or Chris Lane. DJ Soul Sister, Brass Bed, Aurora Aerial, and Fleur de Tease will be performing. There are also will be the Camel Toe Lady Steppers, Big Easy Rollergirls, and the Dirty Coast Ninjas. Plus a ton of auction items, you can even win a date with Fleur de Tease. Doors are at 9pm and cover is only $10
Hope you can make it
Trix
Big Dummy





May 14 2008 3:01 PM



Hey man hang in there, watch out for intruders, but most of all don't forget, they can't mess with a mighty mighty 23rd ward all-star ...
VOTE 4 LLOYD!





May 9 2008 1:03 AM

Casa D'Intelligentsia! Crawfish Boil at 218 Verret on the Point on Sunday! You should come! Will be contacting XN, Alison, and Trevor as well, but I don't hate redundency! 11a-5p. RSVP yes/no so we know how much to get? Occasion = Laurel's first birthday/mother's day, so there will be babies.
Hollaback!
Fleur de Tease





May 8 2008 2:54 PM

Celebrate what your MAMA gave ya!