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is a shadow that no light can shine on. As long as you follow me, you will never see the sun.Mood: content contentPosted at 11:24 PM Sep 11, 2008 view more

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  • Branden VanAuken

  • 28 / Male
  • NAZARETH, Pennsylvania, US
  • Last Login: 11/27/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Music
    Computers/Technology
    Science/Physics/Space
    Sports
    Fast Cars
    Profanity

  • Music

    ..Styles I generally enjoy:..
    Tech. Metal
    Death Metal
    Grindcore
    Progressive
    Industrial/Electro
    Coldwave/Industrial Metal
    Glitch/Breakcore/Whatever

    ..Bands:..
    Adipocere
    Agalloch
    Aghora
    Amorphis
    A Perfect Circle
    Architect
    Arsis
    Beauty
    Behold...The Arctopus
    Between the Buried and Me
    Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus
    Borknagar
    Burnt By the Sun
    Botch
    Canvas Solaris
    Capharnaum
    Celldweller
    Censor
    Circle of Dust
    Crowpath
    Cyanotic
    Cynic
    Darkest Hour
    Dark Tranquillity
    Drumcorps
    Dysrhythmia
    Ed Gein
    The End
    Engineer
    From a Second Story Window
    Front Line Assembly
    Fuck the Facts
    Gadget
    Gaza
    Glass Casket
    Godflesh
    Gorod
    Ion Dissonance
    Knut
    Lamb of God
    Lethargy
    Lye by Mistake
    Mastodon
    Meshuggah
    Neuraxis
    November 17
    Numb
    Opeth
    Peccatum
    Pitch Shifter
    Porcupine Tree
    Psyopus
    The Red Chord
    Red Harvest
    Rune
    Soilwork
    Sulaco
    Tool
    Unearth
    Xanopticon

    And the list could go on forever.

  • Movies

    ..Genres:..
    Comedy
    Drama
    Horror
    Independent
    Foreign

    ..Titles:..
    Akira
    American Beauty
    American History X
    Battle Royale
    Buffalo '66
    Cable Guy
    City of God
    Dark City
    Donnie Darko
    Falling Down
    Fight Club
    Happiness
    House of Sand and Fog
    Ichi the Killer
    Irreversible
    Memento
    Me Myself and Irene
    Office Space
    Platoon
    Predator
    Primer
    Pulp Fiction
    Reservoir Dogs
    Requiem for a Dream
    Saving Private Ryan
    Seven
    Sin City
    Snatch
    South Park
    Team America: World Police
    Vampire Hunter D.

    Too many to list!

  • Television

    ..Sports:..
    NY Mets Baseball
    NY Jets Football
    PTI
    Around the Horn

    ..Drama:..
    Dexter

    ..Comedy:..
    Family Guy
    Futurama
    Aqua Teen Hunger Force
    South Park
    The Colbert Report
    The Daily Show
    Seinfeld
    30 Rock

    ..Misc:..
    Cosmic Dimension (Science Channel!)
    Cosmos
    Extreme Engineering
    Mythbusters
    Cold Case Files
    Radio Opie & Anthony
    Ron & Fez
    Video Games ..Playstation 3:..
    Call of Duty 4
    MLB 2K7
    Motorstorm
    Resistance: Fall of Man
    Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

    ..Playstation 2:..
    Call of Duty
    Grand Theft Auto
    Gran Turismo
    I.Q.
    Metal Gear Solid

    ..P.C.:..
    Call of Duty
    Darwinia
    DOOM
    Fable
    F.E.A.R.
    Unreal Tournament

    ..Nintendo:..
    Bionic Commando (NES)
    Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
    Mario Kart (NES)
    Mike Tyson's Punch Out! (NES)
    Chrono Trigger (SNES)
    Final Fight (SNES)
    Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past (SNES)
    Super Punch Out! (SNES)
    Yoshi's Island (SNES)
    Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap (GBA)
    Legend of Zelda: Four Swords (GBA/GC)
    Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)
    Legend of Zelda: Windwaker (GC)
    Mario Kart Double Dash (GC)
    Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow (DS)
    Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (DS)
    Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (DS)
    Mario Kart DS (DS)
    Meteos (DS)
    New Super Mario Bros. (DS)
    Yoshi's Island DS (DS)

    ..Sega:..
    Mortal Combat (Sega)
    Phantasy Star IV (Sega)
    Vectorman (Sega)
    Lunar: Silver Star Story (SegaCD)
    Lunar: Eternal Blue (SegaCD)
    Sonic CD (SegaCD)

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 8"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Electrical Designer

Companies

  • Associated Bio-Engineers & Consultants

    • Bethlehem, PA US
    • Electrical Designer
    03/2005 - Present

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About me:

I live with my brother in Nazareth, PA.
I design electrical systems for bio-reactors. w00t!
I like learning new stuff constantly and I like things that make me think.
I am fascinated by nerdy shit such as computers, astronomy, and physics.
I thoroughly enjoy brutal humor.
Don't be surprised when my jokes range from extreme arrogance to self-deprecation. I just find it all funny.
I'm actually very nice and not a piece of shit.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to chat... my AIM name is DMORALIZE

Comments

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  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Nov 26 2009 2:24 AM

    facebook is being dumb as usual and not letting me post this on your wall:

    http://news.discovery.com/space/star-goes-rogue-in-untimely-collision.html

    Yay maybe we don't have to wait 5 billion years! :D
  • keith

    Nov 13 2009 2:07 AM

    droids = good
    roids = not so
  • keith

    Nov 10 2009 8:47 PM

    you got an android device. which one? i still rock the G1 since a year ago.. shit is the best
  • keith

    Nov 7 2009 11:06 PM

    BTW dawn of sorrow and portrait of ruin are two fucking badass fucking games that i destroyed!
    good luck with that piece of shit called order of ecclesia, that shit is fucking impossible and full of fail.
  • keith

    Nov 7 2009 11:03 PM

    what's up PUSSY??

    you look like the kind of BITCH i like to beat the shit out of in highschool for being a GAY HOMO!!


    no, seriously: don't kick my ass.

    thanks,
    -Keith Dylan
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Oct 25 2009 9:56 PM

    It's a PLASTIC plate and just as good as and much cheaper than a "palette" :P *be's thrifty*
  • keith

    Sep 15 2009 10:51 PM

    I hope we get in a motherfucking car wreck and we both die and then we can live in heaven
  • keith

    Sep 15 2009 9:53 PM

  • Iron HonkyRay Johnson

    Sep 10 2009 7:21 AM

    Beer Pictures, Images and Photos
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Sep 2 2009 2:38 PM

    well the "Athletics" name was apparently brought over from Philly back in the day...
    Yeah almost all the guys on my dad's side of the family are significantly over 6'; I feel dizzily short sometimes at xmas :p
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Sep 1 2009 10:13 PM

    I'm going to steal the deli, correct the grammar, and take the dog!  EZ-CZ-EATIES!
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Aug 18 2009 3:36 AM

    I was at my mom's house yesterday and she was like "Isn't it Branden's birthday today?" and I said yes, but I had left my phone at my dad's so that's my excuse for not saying anything.  Anyhoo, I hope you continued to enjoy my bday care package of Czikosity on and after your birthing-aversary.  You rock too many people's top chums to die juuust quite yet
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Aug 12 2009 7:14 PM

    ron paul
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Aug 11 2009 3:55 PM

    Dogs have been petted, still need to get my Wawa sweet cream cheese pretzel...
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Aug 10 2009 12:13 PM

    Well, it's hard to come up with an accessory for "soul crushing nihilism", especially one that I can make out of clay.  But seriously, it's awesome and I just have one little thing to finish and will be sending it out today or tomorrow!!!!!!
  • keith

    Aug 7 2009 12:17 AM

    musta been the work PC.. looks fine on my laptop here at the house..

    cancel the hit on tom, that's a big 10-4
  • nobleJosh Noble

    Jul 24 2009 1:40 PM

    I was laughing at your Church's Chicken comment. Good stuff.
  • nobleJosh Noble

    Jul 24 2009 1:39 PM

    hahaaha.
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Jul 24 2009 1:09 AM

    Just wait for my epic blog.  I have to write a rough draft outline so I don't miss anything.  Some highlights include: Scott driving through a mega-pothole trying to kill me, Alchoholic slushies, Noble verbally pwning a douchebag, a genuinely terrifying buzzard battle, ambulance taking away a guy in a stretcher at the campsite, and many more roffles and omgs!
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Jul 24 2009 12:53 AM

    Seriously you should do the next camping trip!  Which is probably like next year... I mean besides vacation time it really doesn't cost much besides the drive out (about $160 for me round trip) and then food/beer as you would have to pay for at home.  The camping itself cost $5/night plus $20 for the float trip.  We only did 2 nights but it was a blast!!!
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Jul 11 2009 3:47 PM

    Took my dogs out today. Quite proud of myself. They also at breakfast so I can they didn't maybe need to go out again.
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Jun 27 2009 3:11 PM

    lol yeah see? I am bad with quotes and lyrics... I could even hear the sort of rhythm but couldn't connect with the song because I suck. But then again I can hear like one bar of a symphony and ID it on the spot. Eh.
  • CzikCyndi Rekos

    Jun 25 2009 4:16 PM

    Were those lyrics or something at the end of your comment? I couldn't place them...
  • keith

    May 11 2009 4:10 AM

  • Tetsuo (HAS SHOWS)

    May 4 2009 2:23 PM

    hey man, you didnt miss much. BUT we will be back on July 11th with Atheist and Faceless, and we need support! (have to sell tix). mark your calendar...