DAVID MORON & THE GORKS(HAVE NEW SONGS UP)!
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| DAVID MORON & THE GORKS(HAVE NEW SONGS UP)!: General Info
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| Member Since | 8/25/2004 | | Band Members | David Moron - Vocals
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After surviving the end and recreation of the world, he's constantly haunted by bad memories. Therefore, he always seems to sing with an overdramatic tone like the subject is more important than it really is...which makes it even more of a suprise that he never learned how to talk. Unfortunately, going through life as both a singer and a mute is the reason he started smoking...heavily. His striped shirt is a result of him not being able to make a decision about what color shirt to wear, which makes him even more depressed. Taking liking to inanimate or fictional objects, like mops and mermaids doesn't help either!>
Recently, he's been studying the ancient technique of 3 part harmony, which sounds strikingly similar to multitracked vocals! This technique can only be used in a car, though...which is usually to be parked far away from where anyone might overhear it.
Bob Nirvana - Drums
"Ummm....Not really..."
The youngest in the band, although his age is unknown, except that he's a "teenager". He has a tendency to get upset over things that aren't even happening. Also, when he gets into the song, he gets way into it...you might hear him going "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH" on the recordings, or having some kind of commentary about how "totally awesome" the song was, despite if it really was. Lately, he's taken a liking to sampling...only he doesn't call it 'sampling", rather, "borrowing".
Q - Rhythm Guitar/backups
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"HEY HANDSOME, WANNA MAKE OUT?!"
An avid metal head...or actually, an "anything that's loud and distorted - head". It was recently pointed out on recording that she is...well, a she, although there's nothing about her voice or appearance that would even suggest this. Q also never told anyone her real name, only that "Q" is short for "FUCK YOU!". Although this may make her out to be a hardcore prick, (s)he's probably one of the kindest people....in a completely metal way. Here's something you might find interesting: Q doesn't actually own any distortion pedals- for some reason everytime she touches a guitar, the sound becomes distorted on its own.
Clarence Ballhaire - Bass/backups
"Well ah, hmm...are you pussies done warming up yet?"
A huge fan of indie music, coffee shops, veganism, and being a condescending bastard; this bassist takes himself way too seriously, and is certainly the most stoic member of the band. He likes to call people pussies to cover up the fact he is, himself, the biggest pussy in the band. It's also good to know that he can be pretty quiet, except when he's loud...which also means stay away from him when he's had too much coffee. Most of the time when he's had his coffee(fair trade only, of course)he's recording and can be scream-yelping through certain songs in a high voice. Eventually, the band decided to keep these outbursts on the recordings as back up vocals. During live shows, he usually apologizes to the crowd, unless it's to thank them for not leaving. Although he stops the band from fully being able to enjoy themselves, without him they'd probably fall apart.
D. Gork - Lead Guitar/backups
"EH, eh, why u gah be a dick?!"
An old friend of David's, who convinced David Moron to change the name of his solo project to "David Moron and the Gork" back in 2003, when the two were to start collaborating. He soon disappeared and wasn't seen again until recently. He was asked to join the band for nostalgic reasons more than anything else, so he ended up on the only instrument available: lead guitar. Never really having played before, this might be why his solos and lead parts are so simple and poorly performed...or maybe, it's because the only incentive for joining the band is to get groupies. Supposedly, in all that time he was missing, he was traveling the world...coming back with stories and topics that he wants to write about. All that traveling also gave him a unique accent, where nobody can understand what he's saying.
SUPPORTING CHARACTERS/NON-BAND MEMBERS!
FrAnKEe FinGaZ- ThA ProDucA!
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!???!!!"
Though mainly the producer/promoter of the band, he's also considered an unofficial 5th member, stepping in ..s/piano occasionally, as well as helping record, edit and mix. He was found in a garbage can by David Moron, who was throwing out copies of "For Mature Audiences Only". Frankie immediately said "MAAAAAN, YOU A ROCK STAAR? I CAN MAKE YOU A ROCK STAAAAAR, TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE MONEY LIKE BILL GATES" followed by a 25 minute ramble about how Bill Gates is rich as hell. This sort of thing happens often, as you might hear soon...
Rick Ruff - Critic
"ALLL-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!"
Someone you may remember from the old school, fully-animated in color days of David Moron & The Gorks. Although he looks a little different on paper, he hasn't changed much. If you don't know about him, listen to the end of "Life is Ruff". You'll know more than you'd ever want to...
David Moron And The Gorks would also like use this space to give a shout out to their number one fan and unofficial member, Mikey De A Soul for managing everything for the band, including writing this sentence!! | | Influences | american pop culture, fake people | | Sounds Like | "shit", "kinda good", "different", "weezer playing the misfits", "some gay blink 182 shit at first until i really listened, then i understood", "it's from the 60's and the sound is terrible" "it was made by a sparks fan", "it put me in a good mood" "it reminds me of modest mouse" "pretty cool" "i don't get it" "your cd crashed my computer" "i leave your cd on to keep people away from my house so i don't get robbed" "elegant indie music for white trash" "someone who used to 'be in' st sat b is recording on their own"(the list must go on, send in your opinion right now!) | | Record Label | SaTaN'S JuiCeBoX |
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Hello, My name is Mikey and I'm the manager of the band "David Moron & The Gorks". This Band Got together over the summer, recorded an album that was finished in September, and now they're at it again! At the moment, they're not sure if they should just consider the 5 songs up now an EP, or go for another 5, call it another album, and then break up forever. What do you think?
Anyway It's always been up to me to put whatever they do online and distributed. As you can see, you can download these songs. You want MORE??!? Send a message or comment! I'll be hand-making copies of "The Most Original Band Ever"(the already finished, 3rd debut album) FREE...until I don't feel like making more copies and eventually, the only way to find it is on itunes. Yep, someday, I'm going to make people pay for something they're getting for free now! So if you even remotely like the songs, hurry up and get some music before you have to support the artist!
Keep checking back here, and don't hesitate with feedback...good or bad...it always gets back to the band and they'll tell you what they think about your opinion!
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So, you want to know a little bit more about the band?
like what?
an actual bio as opposed to all the ads and scams above??
Are you sure?
Then it can now be told: THE EPIC STORY OF DAVID MORON & THE GORKS!! 2002-2008
Let's start by saying that David Moron & The Gorks Exist in another dimension. That's right..the music you're hearing(or choosing not to hear) was created in a parallel universe! While many things about this universe seem the same, there are many differences; the story of David Moron & The Gorks will probably unveil some of those differences...the rest you'll just have to identify yourself!
It all started back in the year 2002, when a mute who, at the time, did not know he could also sing, started playing with casio keyboards, broken & defiled acoustic guitars, himself, and other things with the record button on. These recordings were uploaded to the old school MP3.com, under the name "David Moron". This worked out good because the mute did not know he had a name, either, and has gone by it ever since!
By early summertime 2003, David Moron's MP3.com success got him involved with a few bad crowds, and the music had started becoming more "thug". At this time, the name was changed to "David Moron & The Gork" after David's friend, D-Gork had agreed to pair up and hit the studio. Unfortunately they didn't know what else to do with the studio space, so they invited all their friends at the time to come party. It wasn't too long before lots of malt liquor consumption and blunt smoking helped birth "R.A.P.S.U.K.S.- Recognize All Playaz Singin' Unbeeleevableey Krappy SongZ" , the first collection, or "album" of recordings.
R.A.P.S.U.K.S. consisted mostly of hip hop-ish songs, with random intoxicated "gangstas", weirdos, and even llamas at the parties taking control of the mic. It also included a bunch of "germahn tekno" songs. During this madness, people kept bringing over all kinds of pills that David would take, transforming him into loud, obnoxious characters such as "bruce moronsteen". Needless to say, the album was a flop and rejected by the label that they were on and I forgot to mention before.
By that time, it was the end of the summer and fall had begun, which was perfect because David Moron spent the remainder of 2003 and half of 2004 recovering from the hangover that followed the R.A.P.S.U.K.S. recording, dabbling with a few music sequencers in the process. Few songs were actually completed, but the early versions of what would come in the next era soon followed! David had also realized how to make himself sound like he's singing, yet still unable to get talking down.
In 2005, recordings for what would later become another album appeared out of nowhere, but started due to an encounter with a man working at the local Quick Chek named George Quackenbush. There was no other man whose dickheaded-ness needed to be addressed, and there was no other way to express how much of a dick that man was other than putting it into song. It became a hit, and David Moron & The Gorks was picked up by the label again. The recording process for what would become "FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!" began, which mostly consisted of programmed pop songs laced with David Moron's newly found vocal chords. The label even went so far as to hire the teen pop idol "Mop Lady" to take a break from being followed by the paparazzi and make an appearance, but of course, still included a few of the people involved with R.A.P.S.U.K.S. The release also included three videos on a DVD, which even had the real Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, and Lindsay Lohan(from the regular universe) come jump in a portal and make appearances!
Unfortunately, in 2006, almost immediately after the release, tragedy struck the world of David Moron & The Gorks: The apocalypse! Aliens from planet Mexico came and attempted to destroy the entire world. David Moron spent an entire year wandering alone by himself, until eventually running into the talking, still living, still annoying head of MAHK, who accompanied him on a quest that eventually lead them to the one and only civilization of survivors: New America, where everything costed too much pieces of paper, vegan zombies still tried to eat people, and other things. During this experience, David Moron met some very important people: ranging from god to the current members of the band today! Most importantly, although no music was recorded in a studio...times were so hectic that people would just break into song as events were unfolding! What's even better is...somewhere out there lies recorded music and video footage of the entire experience...whoa...
To make a long story short, the end of 2007 also saw the end of that motherfucking era. The world was restored by some dude who calls himself god - who brought people back to life, restored the condition of the world, and implanted memories into people's minds so nobody has any recollection of the entire thing happening...except for one person: DAVE! Shortly after everything went back to "normal", David Moron started getting hassled by the label again, after FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY apparently flopped
and most copies were buried in the desert.The rest were all apparently stolen by Dave Navarro. With the help of session musicians, David Moron (& The Gorks) soon recorded and released "Sex Sells",an EP with no real consistency featuring featuring male diva/dishwasher Jose Gonzalez on the billboard topper "La Cucharacha", and SMACK! featuring some wigger named RayRay on lead vocals. The label was angrily disappointed and again, David Moron & The Gorks was dropped.
Still Hung up on his experience with the apocalypse and labels, David Moron contacted and Gathered up Q, Bob Nirvana, Ballhaire, and D-Gork to start a shitty rock band for no apparent reason, and proceeded to "re-birth" David Moron & The Gorks(Finally, David Moron would accompanied by Gorks, so the name actually makes sense) so really, just forget everything you read above, and consider that the beginning! Seriously.
Anyway, the band formed in the summer of 2008 and recorded "The Most Original Band Ever", a 10 song rock album. Nothing more, nothing less. Half the album was recorded in "the studio", until they were kicked out for making their drama public, and the other half was recorded at the band's pad, after a short hiatus. It wasn't until after the album was finished that the band realized they liked each other....as friends, of course. No homo!
Upon deciding to give the album out for free, The band was immediately found struggling to survive, while planning to rush a "typical rock band's second album that tries to be way more smarter and in depth than the first", resulting in the five songs you hear above.
this definitely isn't my solo project or anything.
-mikey
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