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David Moron doesn't talk, he only sings. This may be because he's a zombie. Why? Well, just like all your other favorite singers, he killed himself. Multiple times now.
Bob Nirvana - Anything with Drums, Percussion or sampling/ fun
"Ummm....Not really..." The youngest in the band, although his age is unknown, except that he's a "teenager". He has a tendency to take everything personal. Also, when he gets into the song, he gets way into it...you might hear him going "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH" on the recordings, or having some kind of commentary about how "totally awesome" the song was, despite if it really was.
Q - Rhythm Guitar/ aggression
"HEY HANDSOME, WANNA MAKE OUT?!"
An avid metal head...or actually, an "anything that's loud and distorted - head". Many are suprised to learn that she is...well, a she, although there's nothing about her voice or appearance that would even suggest this. Q also never told anyone her real name, only that "Q" is short for "FUCK YOU!". Although this may make her out to be a hardcore prick, (s)he's probably one of the kindest people....in a completely metal way. Here's something you might find interesting: Q doesn't actually own any distortion pedals- for some reason everytime she touches a guitar, the sound becomes distorted on its own.
Clarence Ballhaire - Bass/perfection
"Well ah, hmm...are you pussies done warming up yet?"
A huge fan of indie music, coffee shops, veganism, and being a condescending bastard; this bassist takes himself way too seriously, and is certainly the most stoic member of the band. He likes to call people pussies to cover up the fact he is, himself, the biggest pussy in the band. It's also good to know that he can be pretty quiet, except when he's loud...which also means stay away from him when he's had too much coffee. Most of the time when he's had his coffee(fair trade only, of course)he's recording and can be scream-yelping through certain songs in a high voice. Eventually, the band decided to keep these outbursts on the recordings as back up vocals. During live shows, he usually apologizes to the crowd, unless it's to thank them for not leaving. Although he stops the band from fully being able to enjoy themselves, without him they'd probably fall apart.
D. Gork - Lead or acoustic Guitar/confidence
"A!"
The only incentive for being in a band is to get groupies. Supposedly, he's traveled around the world...coming back with stories and topics that he wants to write about. All that traveling also gave him a unique accent, where nobody can understand what he's saying.
David Moron And The Gorks would also like use this space to give a shout out to their number one fan and unofficial member, Mikey De A Soul for managing everything for the band, including writing this sentence!!
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FUCK EVERY SINGLE BULLSHIT BAND ON MYSPACE WHO MINDLESSLY ADD THIS PAGE EVERY DAY LIKE THEY HAVE NO SOUL IN AN ATTEMPT TO PROMOTE THEIR UNDERGROUND POPULARITY AND BOOST SALES OF SHIT THEY PAID TO PUT ON ITUNES SO THEY CAN IMPRESS WHORES. THERE USED TO BE LOTS OF TALENTED PEOPLE ON HERE THAT USED TO INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER AND PROVIDE FEEDBACK. WHAT HAPPENED?
BEFORE YOU CALL ME A HYPOCRITE, YES, THERE ARE ALBUMS FOR SALE BELOW. I DON'T SUGGEST BUYING THEM. I MAINLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY FOR "DAVID MORON &THE GORKS" TO BE IN MAJOR STORES. I WILL PUT THESE UP FOR FREE AND POST THEM IN BLOGS WHEN I CAN. RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING CAN'T.
-MIKEY, THE 1 FAN.
"THE MOST ORIGINAL BAND EVER!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT A DEMO!" EP
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Out now on Domovoi Records DOM001 Mike Bruno - In Memory CDr
Twenty three tracks of raw, emotional, and deeply cathartic acoustic songs, seemingly wrenched from the deepest, darkest corners a guitar can go whilst being plucked and strummed this gently. Mike's voice truly transcends the barrier between 'barely there' and absolutely destructive. All live tracks recorded over the span of five years, all over New Jersey. A true gem from a great friend, and my personal favourite underground acoustic album of the year.
Limited to 43 copies. Housed in completely handmade paper jackets with original artwork, enclosed with yarn.
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He Of The House's very first (of many) compilation. Nineteen tracks from twenty artists, the end result of which is possibly one of the most diverse compilations I've ever heard. From soft spoken acoustic folk to raving, churning dirge tunes; from a noisy, industrial cover of a Sonic Youth song to oldschool punk from when it was still raw, fast, and unforgiving. Powerviolence peppers the grounds where spooked whispers whinny along, and the caustic words of a madman festering in his own mind play out over perpetually plucked guitar strings. A true honour it is to work with these amazing artists, and I do hope we can keep them coming back for years.
Featuring: Zombie Battle Axe, xHaroldShitmanx, Kro & Jason "EVIL" Covelli, Nemesism, Ginny Greenteeth, Don't Move, Spiral Vertigo, Chachi On Acid, Mike Bruno, Autopia, Dead Kid Harvester, Jason "EVIL" Covelli, Karmakumulator, Chelsea Wolfe, RedSK vs. teh soup rebellion, Torturing Nurse, Sleepers, Flea McGruff
Housed in handmade & handpainted paper jackets with individually original black tissue cutouts, enclosed with a button. Featuring full page insert artwork by Jason "EVIL" Covelli and a blurb about each band/artist from myself. Limited to 45 handnumbered copies.
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Limited to fifty three copies, on variously coloured cassettes, in plastique cases with J-card inserts with beautiful, rustic artwork by Rachid
You can order a copy by sending a message with your name and address. Kanada and Mexico add $2.00 to total price. If you live outside of the US, I will let you know your total (shipping only applies internationally and is figured by distance). Then, send well concealed cash (USD only) or cheque / money order (made out to Amanda Boutourline) to:
He Of The House Media PO Box 4207 Austin TX 78765-4207
These tapes are only six dollars, and the album is a true droning black arctic masterpiece. You can hear an excerpt of the first track, Novaya, on our Myspace. I don't see these lasting very long, so pick up a copy now.
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Also coming soon:
Torturing Nurse - fist a sickle / destruction output c15 cassette Nemesism / Tayside Mental Health split MESSENGER - Untitled EP (including 1-16-09 live set) Jason "EVIL" Covelli - cassette / CD / literature / photography box set
and many more, including material from Sleepers, Sorry Robin, and another album from Zebulon Kosted
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