Irresponsible Gunplay, Binge Drinking, Hopscotch (without the hopping nonsense), 25 year old college girls with Daddy's credit card, sex that leaves scars and bruises, speeding, running with sharp objects and illicit household chemicals...
Music
The Little Teapot song, (Sex Pistols version), Ice Cube, Korn, Slayer, South Central Cartel, DRI, Bodycount, Andrew WK, DMX, Mozart, Handel, Kid Rock, KMFDM, Rob Zombie, Lacuna Coil, and whatever else I listen to...
Movies
The Usual Suspects, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Army of Darkness, Heat, Blade, Memento, Wanda Whips Wall Street, Things to do in Denver when you're Dead, The Fourth War, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Repo Man,Glengarry Glen Ross, Night Watch, Formula 51, Crash, Serenity, Kingdom of Heaven, Day Watch
Television
Eureka, Firefly, The Prisoner, Highlander, Burn Notice, Touching Evil
Books
Last Stand of the DNA Cowboys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Corporate Magick, Burning Chrome, Icon, Fist of God, Fear and Loathing in America, Internet Porn for Dummies, Screw the Little Man, Snowcrash, Republican Party Reptile, Voice of the Whirlwind, Hardwired, Just Another Empire, The Amber series by Roger Zelazney and the new Amber series by Gregory Bettencourt, The Elric Series, Weapons of Choice, the Dictionary...
Heroes
Hunter S. Thompson (RIP), Han Solo, Duke Nukem, Max Payne, Miyamoto Musashi, G. Gorden Liddy, The Minstrel Boy, Billy Oblivion and Reave Mekonta - THE DNA Cowboys,
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About me: "You are 240 pounds of caustic, ill-tempered, maladjusted, shameless megalomanical evil. That's why I'm proud to call you my friend" - T-Bone"If you say something that sick and twisted again, I'll have to shoot you. After I lose my lunch..." - The Squirrel"You were such a nice child. What happened?" - My Mother"If you sound like like a denizen of the Dark Side, people will be afraid and won't leave you messages" - Regarding my voice mail message"Hello Bob Big Cock..." - Also regarding my voice mail message
Professional by day, super commando and the terror of nuns,
children and small animals in the shadow hours. I enjoy paradox and manifest destiny, (although my doctor has recommended that I cut back). I seek to find the answer to questions of life, such as is it illegal to buy your inner child beer? I am successfully beating my addiction to household chemicals, (damn you Drano!), have a fervent hatred of the letter Q and one day hope to have an Empire of my own which I plan to rule not so benevolently.....
I am a seeker of powerful wisdom and good cocktails...
Who I'd like to meet: Like minded trouble makers who are down for whatever and understand that misbehaviour isn't just a job, it's an adventure...
Your results: You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
85%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
70%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
65%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
65%
Alliance
55%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
55%
Inara Serra (Companion)
55%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
50%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
45%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
40%
River (Stowaway)
40%
Although you can be a good fighter and good at protecting others you are not very bright sometimes.
