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I think Sporks are better than Forks

I miss my Speak and Spell

I always wanted to catch flies w/ chopsticks like Mr. Miyagi from "The Karate Kid"

I can spit gum out of my mouth really far

I can toss grapes under my leg and catch em in my mouth w/ an 80% accuracy rate

I love the Phoenix Suns

I like to listen to bad pop music

I spell my last name like Ma$e -- Gold$tein

I am Big in Japan

I make sure my toilet paper and other people's toilet paper goes under rather than over

I blow up Peeps in the microwave

I always wanted "Jessie's Girl" but got "Everyone knows it's "Windy"" instead