About me: I graduated top of my class at ESU (Evil Scientist University) and hold numerous patents for my inventions, three of which are weapons of mass destruction and one can make a man insane. I have currently taken over three countries in South America and am making a bid on global domination soon, as long as my former classmate, Dr. Von Kaiser doesn't get in my way. His attempts to rule the world over the years have always failed and provide countless hours of amusement for me.
Who I'd like to meet: The future version of myself so I can know which inventions will make me the most money and what plan will finally secure my domination over this pathetic planet.
The Soul Strutters are willing to sell their services as brainwashing heart-throbs to Dr. Nemisis in exchange for a recording contract or freedom from Mr. Scratch, who we so unwisely sold our souls to for our musical abilities
