MATTY WAS ARRESTED FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE WITH HIS LOUD MUSIC AND NUDE BONGO PLAYING
Music
I like rock and a bit of pop mostly, oh and some 80s moosic. Other things are O.K but rap deserves a C in front cos rap is crap.
I like bands like Linkin Park, Greenday, Rooney, Franz Ferdinand... etc.
CAMEL TOE
CHAD KROEGER AND JOSEY SCOTT - HERO
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE - GO WITH THE FLOW
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - FAT
ROONEY - I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON
One of my fave songs :D
GROOVY BABY
Movies
I like comedies such as Dodgeball, Me,myself and Irene, Kingpin, Time Bandits, Austin Powers 1,2 and 3, and I also like the Marvel films like Spider-man, HULK, Daredevil, Fantastic 4...
FAT BASTARD
SPIDEY 3
I like the moosic in this one.
On youtube.com it said "more venom footage", my arse there isn't any new footage.
I'M ALSO A NAUGHTY FREAK WHO IS FUCKIN HOTT AS WELL... APPARENTLY
Television
I don't watch a lot of telly cos it can be boring, I prefer to watch TV at night when there is more entertaining things on such as Big Brother, You are what you eat, The Farm, It's me or the dog, I'm a celebrity get me out of here... things like that.
LE CORBUSSIER ET PAPIN
MULLIGAN AND O'HARE
GET YOUR COCK OUT OF MY CHRYSLER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Books
Can't be arsed to read books, the last time I attempted to read a book was... when I was 14 or 1aound that age.
THE POP1 REJECTS is a likkle group that me and my friends made up.
But we never use itfor some reason.
Heroes
the main hero is myself, you may not think so but then you probably don't know what I've been through.
Who is Otto Octavius I here you say? He is the guy in that picture and he aint no hero either, he is just some guy that threw another wobbler and went crazy with his mechanical limbs... but I love that pic of him.
About me: TIPSY, LOSER, ONE OF A KIND, FREAK, WEIRD-0, CRACKER... I think those words tell you a few things about me, I could use other words such as FAG, GAYLORD, TWAT, BENDER, PRICK and so on but I can't be arsed. I'm not gonna tell you every detail about me cos I don't want everyone knowing, I only tell close friends or people I feel comfortable with, to be blunt I am a bum (joking). I aint a student and I got no job or nothin', I sit around the house staring at walls and spanking my monkey (he's a naughty monkey I tell you), and I am a pretty shy and coy person. As for my life .. it's a lil different, I'm a bit outrageous :), I'm a nice person and humorous and I don't like people who boot/lag others' computers for fun, I think it is pointless and stoopid. I like comedy and I can be a thoughtful person... when I wanna be. If I don't come across as any of that... well then, bugger off cos basically I don't give a crap.
OH, and one other thing about me,when I get bored, I often resort to playing chess on the computer haha, I'm so shit at it, even on the easy setting and that's saying something.
I WANNA TOILET MADE FROM SOLID GOLD BUT IT'S JUST NOT IN THE CARDS
Notice the 2nd time Carl says "yard" he pronounces it in English like "yard" not "yaad"
IF YOUR NOT ONE OF MY TOP FRIENDS THAT MEANS I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH
Who I'd like to meet: I would like to meet Jessica Alba or even a girl who looked similar to Jessica Alba or even a clone of Jessica Alba cos Jessica Alba is lush.
But seriously I would like to meet my friends from Yahoo! more.
I'M SO FAT I GOT MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK
