Well, where do you start? On went the thermal liquid warmifier before illuminating the electrical seeing allowers and activating the sound amplification device. After that it was really just a matter of hopping aboard the silver bonard and utilising the musical sound generators until 'pop!', dogs&stuff were born. Well, that's what Gubbo says anyway.
You also look like the kinda guys who'd appreciate a poptabulicious badge.
It's not everyone who gets one you know.
That's right, you're SPECIAL
Wear it with pride. And if you can't manage that, wear it with a certain amount of bashful surprise, as if to say, "What, me? Do I really deserve this honour? I mean I know I complimented those swans the other day, but Golly!"