Poopin, Kongs with frozen peanut butter, The Dog Park I have lots of girlfriends there, Toilet papering the bathroom, Poopin, waking dad up at 4:30am (he looks funny in the morning)
About me:
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Hey peoples, fellow dogs, and the ladies, my name is Guinness. I am a 2 year old lab. People call me Guinni, Guinn, Bubba and Dad calls me shit head. My dad likes beer and he had an over whelming urge to proclaim his man-hood by calling me Guinness. I don’t like Guinness myself but I love Coors out of the can. My Mommy and Daddy are the bestest people ever, I also have a bunch of Uncles and Aunties that come over and party with my folks. Everyone loves me, and if they don’t, I just lick them till they go away.
I came home to my parental units after my Mommy and Daddy thought they could handle a pooping energy ball like myself. Man, were they wrong. I’ve slowly been trying to train them, but its coming along little by little. Someday they will understand “Feed me now”, “I’m hungry”, “You want to give me what’s on your plate”, “It wasn’t me”, and I’ve been trying to teach them “I can fit anything in my mouth”. My Daddy says I take after my Mommy. He said I am “scatter brained”, whatever that means. Mommy said I take after Daddy because I “only think with my other head”. I’m not sure what they are trying to say, but I lick myself when they talk over my head.
My parents are Late 20 somethings. I think they are the best parents ever. They drag me all over the place, like when they took me to Mexico, 4 hours in the car blech! Mommy is a bit of a pushover, but she is the best to cuddle with in the morning when Daddy leaves for work. Daddy spanks me allot but can throw the ball way farther than Mommy. I love them both very much.
My mission in life is to wake Daddy up at 4:30 in the morning. If I’m awake, he should be awake too. I like to watch kung foo, and have become a master of “the flying squirrel leg kick” (only to be used at the dog park). I like anything that squeaks and makes ripping noises. I like to dig to china. If there is any water, I like splashing in it. I’m pretty smart, I’ve perfected the “selective listening” trick. My Daddy is always accusing me of that. I have a massive eye boogie problem that has on occasion ended up on various walls in my house. Mommy has gone to work and found my eye boogies in her hair several times. If you accidentally leave the bathroom door open, I will TP the house. Sometimes I like to make spit wads out of the TP.
If you are in the Denver metro area, I go to dog parks all the time. Dad likes the dog park too because he is always throwing balls for me. I love the water at open space, but hate to get a bath afterwards. If you are in the area drop me a line.
Hi furiend!!! Mom says tonight we are gonna comment to all my comrades!!! Woo Hoo!!! Anyhoo, this is a picture of my sister, shes adopted, she has a sand beard!! BOL!!!! Hope you are having a fun summer! Taz
Yea, so I got an X-ray today and they found you in my heart. the Dr. said if I took you out, I would die cuz I could not live without you.... Give this heart ♥ to every person u care about including me if u care. Try to collect 12. Its not easy
Yes Guinness! Stay away from bees! When I got stung by the bee and swelled up so quickly, Mom & Dad freaked. They took me to the vet and I got a shot of Benedryl. They said I would sleep most of the day away, and being a rambunctious puppy, Mom was happy to hear that. Well, I slept for 2 hours and was back being my little hyper self. Mom wasn't pleased. BOL!
Hi Guinness! Thank you so much for the Birthday Wishes! I can't believe I'm 4! But I still feel like a puppy and that's what counts! BOL!! We've been having lots of rain. The great thing about that is the ol' swimming hole fills up with water and I get to swim! Can't complain about that! ;-)
Hey handsome!! How's it going? Are you enjoying your Christmas season. Did you write your letter to Santa? I have been soooo good lately. So hopefully I get a nice big bone. Its been very hard cuz my little human Zoe is going through somthin called terrible twos. Ohh man she is nasty!! Mommy always tells her, "Ember is going to bite you and I'm going to let her". I don't think I ever would though. However the thought has crossed my mind. Not a mean bite just a little nip to let her know to leave me alone. This season is hard to behave. Mommy has been baking soooooooo many good smelling things and then that turkey on Thanksgiving. Oh lordy its enough to drive me insane. I just keep telling myself Santa is coming, I have to be good. Oh and then on Thanksgiving my friend Mosby came over to stay for a few days. It was fun but we got locked up when everyone came to eat dinner. Well my aunt brought over her dog Katie who is a girl. I was not happy having another lady dog in my house!! I am queen of the castle!! I like other girl dogs just not in my house when I'm locked up. Plus Katie is a brat - she thinks she in charge of everything. Grrr Well I hope your having an easier time than me!! Bark at ya later. Sniffs and Licks, Ember
