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My Great Lord Doktor Void,
I was thinking that with your despotic and evil nature that you would be great in the presidency. More so, than currently. So, I figured a few years as a city councilman, an evil city councilman of course, and then a few years in a major post for the government, maybe governor or representative after that, etc, etc. Then a few years in the senate and you could finally run for the presidency.
OR we could just take over America through control of the sacred dork armies as fortold in Genesis. Your decision. I cool with whatever.
MWahhhh haa hhhhhhaaaaaaa.
