Captain Boner
|
|
|  |
"Fiber is an important part of my daily diet. When you talk out of your ass as much as I do, it's important not to be constipated."
Female
24 years old
West Jordan, Utah
United States
Last Login: 10/11/2008
|
Mood:
cold
|
|
View My:
Pics
| Videos
|
|
 |
|
|
http://www.myspace.com/dollandchain |
|
|
|
Captain Boner's Interests
|
| General | Loud music, the internet, comics, coffee, beer, philosophy, religion, society, geekwarez, video games, zombie folklore, personal experiences, and poopy jokes. | | Music | I enjoy punk rock, hardcore, and occasionally electro. Sometimes jazz. And I've been seen going to a few of those weird indie rock shows at the Urban Lounge. | | Movies | Lately, I can't get enough of really bad movies from the 80's and 90's. They're awesome on Saturday and Sunday mornings when you're all cranky and hungover. | | Television | Internets. | | Books | I'm a fast reader with a short attention span, and my taste in type of books vary. I'm mostly versed in Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, and HP Lovecraft... and some others that I'm sure I'm not remembering right now. Recent authors I've been reading are Howard Zinn, Kenzaburo Oe, Albert Camus, CS Lewis, and Robert Heinlein. | | Heroes | I'm my own fucking hero. |
|
|
Captain Boner's Details
|
| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Los Angeles, CA | | Body type: | 5' 2" / Average | | Ethnicity: | Asian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | scumbag |
|
|
![]() |
Captain Boner stupid allergies...
|
|
Captain Boner's Latest Blog Entry
[Subscribe to this Blog]
|
Forget my name and I’ll forget it too
(view more)
|
Bringing sexy back. Or awkward back, in my case.
(view more)
|
Baby, I’m an Anarchist!
(view more)
|
Just a quickie
(view more)
|
My double helix is full of dominants, baby. You can’t mess with THIS!
(view more)
|
| [View All Blog Entries] |
|
Captain Boner's Blurbs |
About me:
How I describe myself:
I'm tempestuous, and I drink a lot. I also know how to knit.
How other's have described me
"You're the most white-washed asian i know!"--JP
"She's very humble"--Angelica
"You're an asshole"--Dawn
"Helena's one of the most brutally honest people we know. She can dish it out, and take it. That's how we've always known her." (or something to that effect)--Lonnie
"You're such a spaz"--Jessica
"I wouldn't mess with her"--Megan
"Helena's definitely got the 'hip' thing going on for her."--Dave
"You're a really sick girl, you know that?"--Erik
"You are so immature!"--Scott
"that Helena, man, she doesn't take guff from anyone!"-The Boggs
"You're the grossest chick I've ever met."--Togah
"Damn, you are lewd"--Johnny Qwest
"Laney pooped on my chest and it only cost me a dollar! Thanks, Ex-Lax!"
--Soup
"You have an amazing ability to mix cute and scary."--Richard
"Jesus, you have issues."--Joe
"You are truly unique."--Denny
"You're really goofy."--Troy
"I'm pretty sure that a part of your heritage is composed of retard."--Eric
"You are the worst vegetarian ever!"--Jesse
"I've eaten with Helena, I've talked about dildos with Helena...you never want to eat with Helena"--Farnosh
"Wait, wait, wait... you play video games? So let me get this straight. You're a cute Asian girl, with a whiplash sense of humor, AND you play video games? Christ, Laney, you're like, every straight guy's wet dream."--Matt
"Laney's badass! She's like a dude. Except sexy."--Dan
More to come as I pay attention to what people say around me.
|
Who I'd like to meet:
My doppelganger.
AIM is LaneysAIMname
MSN is hxchungls@hotmail.com
|
|
| Captain Boner's Friend Space (Top 8) |
|
Captain Boner has 173 friends.
|
|
|
|
|
|
