General Disarray
Fiber is an important part of my daily diet. When you talk out of your ass as much as I do, it's important not to be constipated.

Female
25 years old
Salt Lake City, Utah
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
Mood: grumpy Mood Image
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    General Disarray's Interests
GeneralLoud music, the internet, comics, coffee, beer, philosophy, religion, society, politics, geekwarez, video games, and zombie folklore, are the things that compose of the vast majority of my time. I also enjoy poopy jokes.
MusicMainly punk rock, hardcore, and video game soundtracks.
MoviesI'll watch those occasionally.
TelevisionInternets.
BooksKurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, HP Lovecraft, and some others that I'm sure I'm not remembering right now.

Recent authors include Howard Zinn, Kenzaburo Oe, Albert Camus, CS Lewis, and Robert Heinlein.
HeroesI'm my own fucking hero.

     General Disarray's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Los Angeles, CA
Body type:5' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:scumbag

   General Disarray's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley, CA
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Linguistics
 

2006 to 2006
University Of California-Santa Barbara
Santa Barbara, CA
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Lingustics
 

2004 to 2006
Santa Monica College
Santa Monica, CA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Broadcasting/Communications
 

2002 to 2004
Cerritos College
Norwalk, CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Anthropology? I forget.
 

2001 to 2002
Cornelia Connelly School
Anaheim, CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
 

1999 to 2001



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   General Disarray's Blurbs
About me:
How I describe myself:
I'm cynical, tempestuous, misanthropic, and pouty in general. But I'm sincere, and I do my best not to compromise my compulsions in order to ease myself into a mold. But I promise I'm not nearly as insufferable as I portray myself on the internets.

How other's have described me
"You're the most white-washed asian i know!"--JP
"She's very humble"--Angelica
"You're an asshole"--Dawn
"Helena's one of the most brutally honest people we know. She can dish it out, and take it. That's how we've always known her." (or something to that effect)--Lonnie
"You're such a spaz"--Jessica
"I wouldn't mess with her"--Megan
"Helena's definitely got the 'hip' thing going on for her."--Dave
"You're a really sick girl, you know that?"--Erik
"You are so immature!"--Scott
"that Helena, man, she doesn't take guff from anyone!"-The Boggs
"You're the grossest chick I've ever met."--Togah
"Damn, you are lewd"--Johnny Qwest
"Laney pooped on my chest and it only cost me a dollar! Thanks, Ex-Lax!" --Soup
"You have an amazing ability to mix cute and scary."--Richard
"Jesus, you have issues."--Joe
"You are truly unique."--Denny
"You're really goofy."--Troy
"I'm pretty sure that a part of your heritage is composed of retard."--Eric
"You are the worst vegetarian ever!"--Jesse
"I've eaten with Helena, I've talked about dildos with Helena...you never want to eat with Helena"--Farnosh
"Wait, wait, wait... you play video games? So let me get this straight. You're a cute Asian girl, with a whiplash sense of humor, AND you play video games? Christ, Laney, you're like, every straight guy's wet dream."--Matt
"Laney's badass! She's like a dude. Except sexy."--Dan
"Seriously, what the hell is the matter with you?"--Joshua

More to come as I pay attention to what people say around me.
Who I'd like to meet:
My doppelganger.

AIM is LaneysAIMname
MSN is hxchungls@hotmail.com

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General Disarray has 185 friends.
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 ~* Meg *~ 


 Robby 





General Disarray's Friends Comments
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cabertosser, ph.d.





May 29 2009 6:34 AM

That's cool, happy to have your own place? How's the job? the boy? any great books? I've been good. Looking for jobs all over and talking with labs in Australia recently. Enjoying the nice weather. :)
Brandon





May 13 2009 5:12 PM



charlie made this for me back in dec when we first discovered this wonderful song...
ensō entanglements





Apr 21 2009 8:43 AM

scott whitney





Apr 16 2009 7:14 AM

I lol'd
Photobucket..
ensō entanglements





Apr 15 2009 9:17 PM

did you hear anything in the newspapper about some super villian that was switching people's plates around at Bennigans, and making them get the wrong orders?
ensō entanglements





Apr 14 2009 11:14 PM

love the profile name, by the way...

evil sidekick to professor chaos, and his gerbil esque minions!!

mwaa ha ha
ensō entanglements





Apr 14 2009 11:12 PM

heya!!
Meat Wizard





Apr 8 2009 8:12 PM

Y'know, it was only a matter of time. That's rad though. Just as I stopped caring all that much about Sunn O))), they sell out to Hot Topic. Rad. I'm like a scene prophet.
Meat Wizard





Mar 23 2009 7:30 AM

This band is coming your way:

http://www.myspace.com/transientbrutality

They kick dicks.

Go see 'em, if you're so inclined.
diareesha





Mar 17 2009 7:20 PM

Haha your status update cracks me up.
Feel better little one!
scott whitney





Mar 9 2009 4:43 AM

Photobucket..
~* Meg *~





Mar 7 2009 5:08 AM

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Togah





Mar 6 2009 6:14 AM

Bruce Lee B-Day! Pictures, Images and Photos
Happy Birthday, Boring!!!!!!!
Meat Wizard





Mar 2 2009 10:21 PM

My body is basically my personal ashtray/toilet.
Meat Wizard





Mar 2 2009 10:01 PM

Aw, thanks. You shoulda seen the beer shit that resulted from the party. It looked like my liver yelling, "hey, never do that again.
"
I Togah





Feb 23 2009 8:20 PM

short round Pictures, Images and Photos
Short Round Pictures, Images and Photos
Short Round Pictures, Images and Photos
I Togah





Feb 21 2009 4:09 AM

cabertosser, ph.d.





Feb 20 2009 8:31 PM

you rock.
I Togah





Feb 20 2009 5:42 AM

diareesha





Feb 9 2009 6:48 PM

OMGZ YOUR PUPPY IS SO FUCKING CUTE I'M FREAKING OOOUUT!
diareesha





Jan 22 2009 4:16 AM

Yay Laney! Poo myspace!
Meat Wizard





Jan 13 2009 12:03 AM

I want one to cushion my balls. Like strategically placed for the boys to sit on.
Meat Wizard





Jan 12 2009 11:59 PM

On your BUTT?
Meat Wizard





Jan 12 2009 11:51 PM

Sweet. My mom got a nasty nosebleed a week or so ago. Now she just sits around all day with a humidifier pointed at her face. She's such an old lady. Before long she'll have that whole old lady life support thing going on. Tray of pills by the couch, tons of specialized strategically placed pillows, way more blankets than anyone could ever need...
Meat Wizard





Jan 12 2009 11:17 PM

As it was intended! :D
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