Frisbee golf. Biking. Fishing. Camping. Skydiving. Rafting. Graphic design. Xbox. Plotting insurrection. Sleeping. Quizno's. Entombing my enemies in cement. Being a movie star (see Hannibal [2001] third state trooper from the left). Running around my parents' house with their dog Max. Playing the piano. Playing the banjo. Paintball. Drawing. Hucking fish at old people. Being a smartass on the internet.
Music
Ben Folds. Weezer. Beastie Boys. Sublime. Cake. Billy Joel (shut up). HOBO JIM. Eminem. Dan Bern. The Kingston Trio. Shockwave Rider. TMBG. Weird Al. Presidents of the United States. Wyclef Jean. MC Paul Barman. Zepplin. Floyd. Skynyrd. Dead. System of a Down. Rufus Wainwright. The Doors.
Movies
Raising Arizona. Fight Club. Anything from Wes Anderson. Anything from Quentin Tarantino. The Mosquito Coast. Anchorman. Waking Life. Nearly anthing with Harrison Ford, Jim Carrey, or Bruce Willis. Definitely anything with Claire Danes, Amanda Peet, Holly Hunter, Uma Thurman, or Lauren Bacall.
Television
Simpsons. SNL. West Wing. Moonlighting. Scrubs. South Park. Rescue Me. Six Feet Under. The Office.
Books
James Michener, Tom Clancy, James Clavell, Stephen Ambrose, Chuck Palahniuk, Ann Coulter, Al Franken, VONNEGUT!
Raised in Wasilla, edumacated in Colorado, hung out in Virginia, now living large in Anchortown. Starting a new job at the Alaska Club, moving into a new house in midtown. Life is muy bueno, amigo.
Who I'd like to meet:
Harrison Ford. Rivers Cuomo. My girlfriend's dad. Socialites. Homer Simpson. Leprechans. Amnesiacs with trust funds. Seven foot tall, obese, redheaded chinese guys. Bionic women.
In this crazy world, it's important to have someone you can count on. Someone you can rely on in good times and bad. Someone who will always be there, no matter what. And that someone is...
Frisbee golf. Biking. Fishing. Camping. Skydiving. Rafting. Graphic design. Xbox. Plotting insurrection. Sleeping. Quizno's. Entombing my enemies in cement. Being a movie star (see Hannibal [2001] third state trooper from the left). Running around my parents' house with their dog Max. Playing the piano. Playing the banjo. Paintball. Drawing. Hucking fish at old people. Being a smartass on the internet.
Ben Folds. Weezer. Beastie Boys. Sublime. Cake. Billy Joel (shut up). HOBO JIM. Eminem. Dan Bern. The Kingston Trio. Shockwave Rider. TMBG. Weird Al. Presidents of the United States. Wyclef Jean. MC Paul Barman. Zepplin. Floyd. Skynyrd. Dead. System of a Down. Rufus Wainwright. 
Raising Arizona. Fight Club. Anything from Wes Anderson. Anything from Quentin Tarantino. The Mosquito Coast. Anchorman. Waking Life. Nearly anthing with Harrison Ford, Jim Carrey, or Bruce Willis. Definitely anything with Claire Danes, Amanda Peet, Holly Hunter, Uma Thurman, or Lauren Bacall.
Simpsons. SNL. West Wing. Moonlighting. Scrubs. South Park. Rescue Me. Six Feet Under. The Office.
Harrison Ford. Rivers Cuomo. My girlfriend's dad. Socialites. Homer Simpson. Leprechans. Amnesiacs with trust funds. Seven foot tall, obese, redheaded chinese guys. Bionic women.
