Dont Mention The Floods Comedy Club, The Brickyard's Blurbs
About me: A monthly comedy club.
Disclaimer: line-ups may be subject to change and bitter, salty dissapointment. Attendance is unadvised, as our shows usually contain none of the following:
Sam, here's the link to that Wireless festival day - i can get tickets for £27.50 rather than £45. sound good dont it for lovely White Stripes and Queens of the Stone Age! eh. ya fiend.
The White Stripes + Queens Of The Stone Age + Air + Satellite Party + The Bees + Detriot Cobras + The Sounds + Dredg + The New Pornographers + Polytechnic
NOW THEN LAD ALRITE THEN LETS SORT THIS OUT LIKE MEN. GONNA LET THIS ONE GO FOR ONCE BUT MY MATE BAM IS WANTIN NAILS RIGHT NOW HELL PAY A NICE PRICE IF ITS SAFE LIKE. NEEDS TO NO IF STUBBO AND BIG GEORGE CAN TICK SUM TILL FRI. EASY PAL I NO THIS WILL BE A MINTER. B U Z Z I N A S F UC K M A T E ;>
ALRITE. THINK UR TOUGH LIKE US BOYS ARE READY. ERE DICKHEAD THERE AINT NO SAFEWAY IN SCARBS. SEE YOU AT TESCO 9PM SHARP. 1 ON 1. GONNA RINSE U BUNCH OF WOOFTERS.
B U Z Z I N ! ! ! ! !
NOW THEN LAD. ERE ME N KEV WENT LOOTING WHEN THEM FLOODS HIT CARLISLE. DRESSED UP AS FIREMEN AND ROBBED LOADS OF GEAR. PROPER BUZZIN MATE. HAD TO STOP WHEN OUR DINGY GOT A HOLE IN IT. GOT WET. HA HA. SORTED MATE.
oh yeah man!! jeeeesus its alll kicking off ya can barely get down the street withoug spilling ur drink 20 times!!
this has got to be party capital of the WORLD right now man ur missing out!!!!!
theres absolutly stunning gurls on every car bonnet too
mate..get here now!
unless ofcourse Carlisle has it alll going down too?!?! PAH you know its no scarb..
