"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel "The Maestro" Brooks
Music
Just spin it, play it, blast it. It's all good. Unless it's most Styx or Heart. Perhaps Yee Olde Buttfuck said it best: "I got a job just so I can kill my boss. Today I shit my pants in the food stamp office...again."
Movies
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Television
Mr. Fucking Show. Arrested Development. Curb Your Enthusiasm. What's Allen Watching? Lost and Invasion are proud guilty pleasures. The State. Kids In the Hall. Seinfeld.
Books
Currently: Hegemony or Survival, Chomsky; The Sound and the Fury, Faulkner Faves: Snow White by Donald Barthelme. The Unbearable Lightness of Being. The Brothers Karamazov. Syntactic Structures by Chomsky. The Mad Scientist's Club stories by Brinley. And that's right, I said, "faves."
Heroes
Delbert Hovorak, Alto Stephens, and the rest of my family. Ty Cobb, Richard Pryor, Roman Jakobson, Neal Cassidy, Steve Goodman, Waylon Jennings, D. Boon.
About me: I do not have good genes for punctuality, gambling, sports, or billiards. According to others: irresponsible, flighty, "a nice guy", polite, flaky, self-absorbed, "the absent minded professor", perpetually late, selfish, "a ridiculous human being".....etc.
They're probably right. I just figure I'm a Gemini.
Also, if you loan me something, it's probably gonna be a long time before you get it back. That's how I roll.
I live in Brooklyn now, work too much, and play music with my bands Antler (www.myspace.com/antlerforever) and The Passengers Will Please Refrain (www.myspace.com/alrigthhamilton)
darren! today i went to contracts and grants to visit & saw the new campus mailman...he was riding a fixed gear bike with clip on shoes, bike shorts and a bike jersey AND it was 10am and he was delivering the mail! why so early? that's craziness! i miss you & hope you are well. xoxo
Hey, I just thought I'd stop by and say hello. I also wanted to share a video of me (that I didn't even know was being taped) of a song I'd just written and performed at 12th & Porter, a local club here in Nashville. Check it out, hope ya like it!! Please let me know what ya think about it.
"But I Love Her"
All that's missing was you and yours!! Peace Garrett Walker
PS - Pass this on to your friends and feel free to advertise yourself on my page. I can't stand those who are only about themselves. You can never truly receive unless you give back.
Darren! So today, for the first time in forever, i listened to Mule...and of course thought of you. Goddamn they're good. And you are good. And nothing could be as good as the many years we spent together/90's Gainesville. I would give anything to go back for just one day. Send me your # so we can catch up eh? xo.
hi guys....... well its about that time that we chug box wine and do some pbr shotguns!!!!! oh ya and i'll bring my movie over this time. but i still need to see pink in the prarie. sparkles nae nae
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