Knathan the Knight
Nathan Fairchild
Without love breath is just a ticking clock. Without breath love is just necrophilia" - Coin Operated Bunny

Male
29 years old
Mukilteo, Washington
United States



Last Login: 6/7/2009
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    Knathan the Knight's Interests
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MoviesTop Ten Favorite Movies
1. Labyrinth
2. Gattaca
3. 300
4. Somewhere in Time
5. Frailty
6. The Neverending Story
7. Disturbing Behavior
8. The Game
9. American Psycho
10. 3:10 to Yuma

Worst Movies Ever Seen
1. The Jimmy Show
2. History of Violence
3. Garbage Pail Kids
4. Street Fighter: The Movie
5. The Darjeeling Limited
6. Beverly Hills Ninja
7. Spider-Man 3
8. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Last Movie I Seen in Theaters
04-02-09: I Love You, Man
03-04-09: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li
02-22-09: He's Just Not That Into You
02-06-09: Push
02-06-09: Coraline 3D
02-03-09: The Tale of Despereaux
01-31-09: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
01-04-09: Doubt
12-12-08: Bolt
11-26-08: Transporter 3
11-09-08: Role Models
09-08-08: Eagle Eye
08-19-08: Mirrors
08-15-08: Tropic Thunder
08-11-08: X-Files: I Want to Believe
08-11-08: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
07-XX-08: Step Brothers
07-21-08: The Dark Knight
07-19-08: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
06-29-08: Wanted
05-22-08: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
05-01-08: Iron Man
05-01-08: Iron Man (that's not a typo)
03-25-08: Drillbit Taylor
03-04-08: There Will Be Blood
02-18-08: Jumper
01-XX-08: National Treasure: Book of Secrets
01-XX-08: I Am Legend
12-06-07: Enchanted
12-03-07: Hitman
11-04-07: Saw IV
10-30-07: The Darjeeling Limited
10-28-07: 30 Days of Night
10-06-07: 3:10 to Yuma
07-10-06: Superman Returns

Movies I'm Waiting to See (usually theater releases)
11-07-08: JCVD
01-30-09: Inkheart
04-17-09: Crank 2: High Voltage
05-01-09: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
05-22-09: Terminator Salvation
09-09-09: "9"
10-23-09: Astroboy
2009: Killing Pablo
03-10-10: Alice in Wonderland
2011: Akira
2011: Masters of the Universe
2012: Lethal Weapon 5

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Still On TV
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents

No Longer On TV
Carnivàle, Aeon Flux, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, Get a Life, Upright Citizens Brigade, MTV's The State, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Teen Hotrod, The Real Ghostbusters, Weird Science, Wings, Eek! The Cat, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

BooksCurrently reading: Thank You For Smoking - by Christopher Buckley
HeroesMy hero is anyone who makes it in this world. Take a Machiavellian doubleshot of ambition, serve it cold, and give free samples to anyone who comes within a 100 mile radius.

     Knathan the Knight's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Seattle, WA
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Occupation:Document Control Specialist

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06/05/06 - 11/19/08
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Fremont, California US
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Operations

October 2006



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About me:
Knathan the Knight

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that you killed my father, now prepare to die.

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Blog Highlites
August 13th, 2007: Foot in Mouth Disease: Tangent about the right and wrong things coming out of mouths.

April 14th, 2007: How to Hide Your Ninja Lifestyle From Your Co-Workers: Recent negative portrayals in the American media have led to an unprecedented backlash in this country against your average, everyday 9-to-5 ninja. As a result, many of us hardworking ninjas have been forced to go underground, hiding our heritage, our training and our very ways of life. If you find yourself in this position, here are a few helpful tips that will aid you in hiding the fact that you are a master of the black arts from your co-workers.

April 7th, 2007: Popcorn: Another tangent. At the time it seemed natural to go from talking about microwave preset timers to the poor design of Flintstone cars. That just goes to show that coffee is a drug and it be used with restraint.

March 10th, 2007: If I had a time machine...: Going weeks without my meds produced this manifesto about insider trading in cold cereal company stocks and how to correct alien invasions of the gentlefolk of Kansas circa 1960.

March 10th, 2007: Strange conversation that happened to a friend...: This is blog from another blog from a MySpace friend of mine. I die laughing every time I read this!

January 29th, 2007: If I were a monster...: My poem to the world of how I would use one of three of my wishes for the benefit of mankind. Because I'm generous like that.

January 7th, 2007: God of Snow: Ah, the life of a Snow God. A great life full of gratitude and praise, eventually only to be ruined by the Sun God. I think the pain of the Snow God could be best explained by the words of Mr. Jenkins, the villainous carnival owner from Scooby Doo, when he said, "I would have gotten away with it, too, were it not for the meddling Sun God!".

November 28th, 2006: More Thoughts on Pac-Man: Ah, the enigmatic creature that has come to be fondly known as Pac-Man. After much scientific research, I released some of my notes here in this blog. These are the notes that the U.N. doesn't want the public to see.

November 16th, 2006: If taking over the world were easy, everyone would be doing it...: Global genocide, world-wide enslavement, black market sales to intergalactic governments? Man, I never realized how dangerous I am.



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Who I'd like to meet:
Celebrities:
I love "celebrities" who do what they love, enjoy it, and make it their lives goal to be the best at it. They aren't just another actor or another artist - they are a quiet revolutionist, positively shaping the world with their instinctive actions and words.

Stan Lee: The single most influential creator in all of comic books. The father to such heroes and villains as the X-Men, The Avengers, The Fantastic Four, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Magneto, Daredevil, and most importantly... Doctor Doom.

Chuck Norris: A man who has accomplished so many astounding feats, both in fictitious movies and in real life, that he is parodied on the internet by "Chuck Norris Facts", such as his personal favorite being: "They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard."

Christian Bale: An accomplished actor who, incredible good looks and charm aside, has demonstrated a tenacious willpower in his preparation and acting for his roles, such the intense exercise and dietary regimen for his role of Patrick Bateman in the film, American Psycho, and also for the diet and training to obtain the skeletal body for the twisted psychological thriller, The Machinist, in his role of guilt-stricken Trevor Reznik.

Strangers:
I'll befriend most anyone as I have a bad habit of finding something I like in everyone. But to quickly gain my respect, I dig people who make the effort to stand out and be their own self. I'm so tired of people who are too nice and aren't willing to say what they feel because good manners dictate their lives. Now, I'm not saying these people shouldn't be without tact. It's just that some days I feel like there are only so many types of people out there and that we're all mass produced to fit that role. It's refreshing to see anyone who doesn't stringently stick to one. Take your life seriously and enjoy it!
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Jul 11 2009 1:49 AM

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Jul 10 2009 8:24 PM


I want to see it!!

This as well =D
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Jul 4 2009 10:38 AM



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Jul 4 2009 3:11 AM

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Jul 2 2009 4:33 AM

HEY!
HEY YOU!
HEY YOU OVER THERE!!!

Whats a-happenin'?
Wanna see Harry Potter with me?
No?
Fine then.
Please?
Still no?
Crap.
Perty please?
....

You're making this more difficult than it needs to be!!!!

Oh.....oh.....I guess I should send it and THEN wait for the reply. I knew something was fishy.

And I have a home phone number now....360.678.7147
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Jun 28 2009 3:44 PM

Things I Love About Independence Day
july4
(1. It's legal to purchase and use potentially fatal explosives.
(2. Being drunk before noon on enough beer to kill a Clydesdale.
(3. Self-esteem increases each year you're NOT the moron who drowned at the lake.
(4. You can wear your Captain America T-Shirt without looking geeky.
(5. It's the perfect collision of crass commercialism and phony patriotism.
july 4
(6. Because time-travel hasn't been invented, we'll never know how depressed our Founding Fathers would be at the way we f*ck*d up their dream of liberty and freedom.
(7. That girl --- you know the one --- who always shows up in the daisy-dukes and a tube top.
(8. We tell children in our neighborhood that are scared by fireworks, it's only a drive-by and they calm down.
(9. You can serve guests anything, including walrus carcass if you barbeque it first.
(10. They haven't figured out a way to make it a religious holiday yet.
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Jun 10 2009 3:19 AM

Hello Nathan.
'Tis your archenemy....ME!
Oh wait.
I like you.
Nevermind that then.

How are you my dearest, oldest, most treasured friend o' friends?
Some Call Me "Tim"





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May 30 2009 5:59 AM

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May 27 2009 7:56 AM

Investigators at a major research institution have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad).

This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. A force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons, holds these 312 particles together.

Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

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According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than one second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Administratium sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the ' Critical Mess.'

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May 26 2009 3:14 AM

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May 24 2009 2:47 AM

Some people are just HUGGERS (not that there's anything wrong with that)! I LOVE LOVE LOVE them and I don't care what you say. pfftt ; )
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May 16 2009 4:52 AM

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May 8 2009 3:20 AM

i was gonna say something whitty and fun but i am a lil rusty..what are you up to..i bet your maybe even jamming our music..just becareful your speakers might combust!
write back if you can :)
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May 4 2009 12:43 AM

Thank you so much..really
with all these bands
yet we still were given a chance by you :)
write back and lets keep in touch!
Some Call Me "Tim"





May 2 2009 2:49 AM

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May 1 2009 3:19 PM

We might be able to play SLAM DUNK festival in leeds this summer...
without doubt the biggest pop punk bash in the U.K.

but we NEED YOUR HELP!

please please do this:

1) E-mail slamdunk@thecockpit.co.uk with the subject 'SUMMERLIN - can they play at slam dunk???' (please add this to the subject title as this is how the votes are counted)

2) In the actual e-mail, Write a little note to slam dunk, asking them to let us play! say what you want, long or short, haha, just be sure to include our myspace URL in it (www.myspace.com/summerlin)

3) LET US KNOW YOU'VE DONE THIS. :)
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