Knathan the Knight
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that you killed my father, now prepare to die.

Blog Highlites
August 13th, 2007: Foot in Mouth Disease: Tangent about the right and wrong things coming out of mouths.
April 14th, 2007: How to Hide Your Ninja Lifestyle From Your Co-Workers: Recent negative portrayals in the American media have led to an unprecedented backlash in this country against your average, everyday 9-to-5 ninja. As a result, many of us hardworking ninjas have been forced to go underground, hiding our heritage, our training and our very ways of life. If you find yourself in this position, here are a few helpful tips that will aid you in hiding the fact that you are a master of the black arts from your co-workers.
April 7th, 2007: Popcorn: Another tangent. At the time it seemed natural to go from talking about microwave preset timers to the poor design of Flintstone cars. That just goes to show that coffee is a drug and it be used with restraint.
March 10th, 2007: If I had a time machine...: Going weeks without my meds produced this manifesto about insider trading in cold cereal company stocks and how to correct alien invasions of the gentlefolk of Kansas circa 1960.
March 10th, 2007: Strange conversation that happened to a friend...: This is blog from another blog from a MySpace friend of mine. I die laughing every time I read this!
January 29th, 2007: If I were a monster...: My poem to the world of how I would use one of three of my wishes for the benefit of mankind. Because I'm generous like that.
January 7th, 2007: God of Snow: Ah, the life of a Snow God. A great life full of gratitude and praise, eventually only to be ruined by the Sun God. I think the pain of the Snow God could be best explained by the words of Mr. Jenkins, the villainous carnival owner from Scooby Doo, when he said, "I would have gotten away with it, too, were it not for the meddling Sun God!".
November 28th, 2006: More Thoughts on Pac-Man: Ah, the enigmatic creature that has come to be fondly known as Pac-Man. After much scientific research, I released some of my notes here in this blog. These are the notes that the U.N. doesn't want the public to see.
November 16th, 2006: If taking over the world were easy, everyone would be doing it...: Global genocide, world-wide enslavement, black market sales to intergalactic governments? Man, I never realized how dangerous I am.
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