The Door At Mud
Do I leave YOU open?

Male
102 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 8/22/2007
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    The Door At Mud's Interests
GeneralHydraulic door closers, WD40, Thresholds of any sort. Close me.
Music"Close the Door" - Teddy Pendergrass; "Close the Door Lightly (or heavily)" - Fairport Convention; "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" - Bob Dylan; "Lookin' Out My Back Door" - Credence; Anything by The Doors or 3 Doors Down. ***THIS DOOR DOES NOT ENDORSE SEMISONIC IN ANY WAY (really). However, Their Song's Sentiment Is Appreciated.***
HeroesThe Keymaster. The Gatekeeper.

     The Door At Mud's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:9th St.
Body type:Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Occupation:I'm a fucking door.



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About me:
Spring is seeping through my hinges, and with it comes bittersweet times. Sure, now that I can stay open most of the time, I don't have to deal as much with people's inconsiderate, lazy, and otherwise shitty selves. Still, leaning against the wall, hanging out with a cold heating pipe can get pretty lonely. I feel like people only touch me when they want to adjust the lights. I understand, you all have your own lives. I will be back in full effect on the next rainy day.
Who I'd like to meet:
Weather Channel enthusiasts are very welcome, but that ability to improvise, to know whether the immediate weather calls for a closing or an opening, THAT is a much sought after trait. I'd also be lying if I said small animals - specifically chipmunks, squirrels, and robins - would not be welcomed by me at this time (because they absolutely would).

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The Door At Mud has 29 friends.
 Atticus 


 The Left-Handed Devil 


 Silvio-Manuel 


 angela 


 timothy 


 Jake 





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Jake





Dec 14 2007 12:07 AM

times come again where the a- holes leave you open. Shut it or i will.
A Spanken





Dec 12 2007 12:41 AM

lol have you seen these pics yet? im suprised her myspace didnt get deleted yet for posting pictures like that.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=125723
Jake





Dec 11 2007 4:23 AM

lol have you seen these pics yet? im suprised her myspace didnt get deleted yet for posting pictures like that.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=125723
Sess-uh-lee





Jun 15 2007 12:03 AM

Where is my favorite orange truck??????????????????????? It disappeared. I need you guys!
A Spanken





Jan 19 2007 5:11 PM

I would open you, I would shut you if only I could touch you... and reach some of that magic elixer you brew so hot inside.
Sweet and Vicious





Sep 15 2006 3:57 PM

well happy freakin birthday!!!!
Jake





Aug 18 2006 10:42 AM

pray your still standing when i get back. i'm broke and i need you to help pay my bills. don't burn up on me ok.
angela





Jun 28 2006 5:36 AM

i think the door is a virgo because it opened in september
Sweet and Vicious





Jun 9 2006 2:46 PM

oh what goes on, behind you heavy door? when a cup spills over and onto the floor. We look to the bar bitch - to bring us more, but she finds the job quite a bore. But when the spirit is in the house, and all the friends are gathered about, playing music and singing together, I love this house in all kinds of weather.
poodle magnadoodle





May 8 2006 7:59 PM

How could I've been this foolish. I really believed we had something exclusive going here. Yes, I seen you getting cozy with all those patrons but figured that is just you being your friendly, playfull self. I should've known better. Now I'm paying for all those feeling I invested in you. Let me part with a small excert of a Jack Spicer poem 'Call the earth flat Call other people human But let this creature lie Flat upon our senses Like a love Prefigured in the sea That died.' I make sure you won't hit me on the way out.
Mr. Kitty





Apr 26 2006 7:59 PM

Oh MudDoor how I long to complete thee!

I could not dare count the brisk fall & winter days I've stared at you longing to move you with my eyes alone, to press my body up against you and slam you against your frame.... to hold you tightly so you could be moved by none other!

Do you even see me sitting so close to you? Do you know my name?

*sigh*
angela





Apr 2 2006 4:24 AM

park juice
Sweet and Vicious





Mar 28 2006 4:20 AM

Don't let it hit you on the way out.
Andrew





Mar 16 2006 6:49 AM

remeber how i used to close you tight and snug? those were the days. keep it tight son!
Sweet and Vicious





Feb 28 2006 2:39 AM

I love to sit behind your locked frame all closed in while the people sit outside waving frantically for help.
Violence & Sugar





Feb 24 2006 5:57 AM

Sometimes I feel like the bouncer when I sit near you. But I don't mind; it's just another excuse to caress your hard wooden exterior.
Silvio-Manuel





Feb 17 2006 2:05 PM

yo door... you need to step up and rekognize! Nigga please, next time someone leaves you open just be all like "yo BITCH lemme pop a cap in yo muthafuckn' Aaaaaaaaaaass" then go pop a cap in theys ill not closin the door game ass punk mutherfucking bitches.... you know what Im sayin B? aiigt dog.... PIECE
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