ART + ALCOHOL + NOT DESIGN + diy + drunk christmas relatives + esoteric pryamids + black and white + rad stuff + special effects + some people + biscuits + analogue + mystics + photographs + really expensive things from 1993 which are now worth like $2 + barry humpries + abc midnight black and white movies + nicola tesla + jack white + doing things in an odd manner + politeness + black and white + default settings
Music
Heroes
Oscar Wilde, Russell Brand, David Bowie, Jack White, Jenny Byrne, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, Marcel Duchamp, Nikola Tesla.
Discovered over 45 minutes ago by a local sea Capitan while deep sea diving for scrap metal just off the Brittan coastline. Zac Bradtke was initially thought to be the lost memoirs of Michel J Fox.
After inspection and a scientific study carried out in 1962 by the British Erotological Society. They identified him as one of the last living characters from the 1993 movie classic, The Secret Garden, Directed by Agnieszka Holland.
Adopted by the local community as an ‘odd jobs monkey’, Zac was forced to be a Merchant, working on the land. Disappointing his capturers in all aspects of life, he fled to a small village outside of Berlin in 1835. ..
After years on the streets, He traveled to Paris and earned his keep at a local church as an assistant to the famous magician, Philip Glass.
It was here, his talents as an idiot emerged. He studied at the National Châteaux en Espagne College of fine Art and majored in Horticulture.
In the early 1980's Zac also found refuge with a family of fox’s in a house entirely made from love and Kit Kat wrappers.
It was here he met and trained under the guise of Barry Humphries.
The next decade of Zac’s life is widely still unknown. Historians speculate he may have gone in search of a vice, such as drinking or a girl with a cheeky fringe.
He currently resides in the woodlands with a family of geese with the artist Aubrey Beardsley. He can be found on most Tuesdays selling Novels under the pseudonym, David Bowie, Oscar Milde, Dorian Black or Dame Nelly Melba.
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With an all star line up:
Eddie Perfect
Paul Capsis
The Conglomerate
Abbie Cardwell
Sophie Brous
Tommy Spender
Casey Benetto
Video Day
Steve Sedergreen
Jan Skubiszewski
Marc Testart
Xani Kolac
Peter 'The Dog' Burgess
Ben Hendry
Brother Grim
Jelly Tub Rollers
and
Clairy Baby Brown & The Bangin Rackettes
Exactly, so for now I shan't, and drink up! Wellll apart from the obvious occult related studies I plan (hope? Pray?) to get into a visual/fine arts course... Do you study?
hahah oh well im hear to bring the occult back motherfuckers! but other than that... im from cairns... enough said? also i'm supposed to study at some point. probably when i stop ruining my life in awesome intoxicated ways :P
ONLY the assisant?! oh my my i take offence! without his tea and coffee thines master cannot continue his magic tricks of wonderment upon your little petty pets.~ haha dear god i talk a a bit of crap! whats kickin?x
hahhaha thats a lovely idea, however no it was not I but a friend of mine who plays with the souls of your past and deceased pets. i merely watched on and vaguely assisted... doing things like lighting candles and chanting a little if need be! there you go, connection established!
Well I only moved here last winter, so im not sure. But I've already come to realise how ridiculously true it is, so I probably know someone you know at least :P. How was the weekend?
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