and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says...
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"
Music
MY MUSIC VERYS! Not really the same all the time so w/e i'm listenign ot is my fucking music!
Television
Heroes
Ok my heroes. My mom. My Dad. My aunt. And my cousin Shell. They probly have the most affect in my life.
About me: Hey, i'm Amber Leanne Walters.. I have these amazing friends who make worth the journey. Jasmine Quevedo. Nick White. Brandon Mcdowell. Nick morris. Mandy Nelson. and alot more. And of course Kevin Strehle.!!! but for the most part you just have to get to know me. I'm accident prone. and a dork! i may look a bit scary or intimidating. But get over it. lol.
Kevin-- "I say this with love, you're a racist!"
Amber-- "In my defense its how i was raise. I dont think i'm racist. I have nothing agaisnt black ppl"
Kevin-- "Thats not what being a racist is"
Amber-- "Oh. well i love black people i just dont like foriegners. If i cant understand them i dont like them"
Random convo. FYI. i just have something against foreigners. if you can speak english i dont mind you. but dont speak anohter language around me.
I'm not comfortable with Gays. I have come to accept it.
cuz we are all human.
me accepting gays or bi ppl is all thanks to a chick named Amanda Nelson. she changed my life. lol
I've become more tolerant with alot of things. thanks to Jasmine Quevedo.
she is helping overcome my thing with foriegners.
I can be judgemental. i use to be really bad. but i'm not anymore. first impressions arnt so important to me really. just dont be an ass.
if you talk to me i'll talk to you. unless i have reason not to.
no one messes with me. i either scare them off or one of my freinds do.
p>
i am one of the MOST confusing people you will ever meet in your LIFE!
and i'm hard to understand and if you understand me YOU understand the IMPOSIBLE. ..
I'm F.I.N.E-- F=Fucked up I=Insecure N=Nerotic And E=Emotional Thanks :) How are you???
JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever
Pass this shit on to all your juggalo homies
AW♥***My Last REGRET***♥AW♥
something i had to say...
so in these words.....
i'm sorry i'm not perfect
i'm sorry you think i'm on drugs or that i'm a slut
i'm sorry i'm not what you wanted
i'm sorry i wasnt planed
i'm sorry that i make life a living hell..
i'm sorry i'm a bitch
i'm sorry i'm stressed
i'm sorry that i've passed out and forgot
i'm sorry that i black out
i'm sorry i'm stupid
i'm sorry i'm annoying
i'm sorry i bother you to much
i'm sorry for my inconvenance
i'm sorry that i wait for you
i'm sorry that i care so damn much about you
i'm sorry that i think about you alot
i'm sorry that if it wernt for you i wouldnt be alive
i'm sorry that i think i'm falling in love with you
i'm sorry that i cry
i'm sorry for the fact i love you
i'm sorry that you dont feel it
i'm sorry that i hurt you[r feelings] as it is....
i'm sorry i make you cry
i'm sorry that it hurts you when i say i want to die
i'm sorry that i mean it
i'm sorry i argue
i'm sorry i'm rude
i'm sorry i dont think before i speak
i'm sorry your losing your trust in me
i'm sorry i do things that i shouldnt
i'm sorry i fucked your life up
i'm sorry for ever damn thing i've done wrong
i'm sorry i cant make it up for everthing i've done wrong
i'm sorry i dont make sense
i'm sorry that i dont give a fuck
i'm sorry i diss everthing and everone [according to you]
i'm sorry that i'm pissed for no reason
i'm sorry that I FUCKING CHANGED AND YOU DONT RELIZE IT!
i'm sorry for all the bad times
i'm sorry they will always get worse
i'm sorry that i dont give a fuck anymore
i'm sorry that i left
i'm sorry that cant fix everything
i'm sorry that i fucking mean ever FUCKING THING I SAY
