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STREET CARNAGE
Female / Celebrity Humor / Clean
So gay it hurts

Male
38 years old
MONEY MAKING MANHATTAN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2009
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   STREET CARNAGE's Comedian Bio
BioCanadians making fun of people's pants and bad TV
Websitestreetbonersandtvcarnage.com/
InfluencesAnyone blue collar, Yakov Smirnoff, the guy who smashes watermelons and the dude who puts his pinky in his mouth and says he's crazy.
MembersThrobbing and swollen
TV ShowsWas on the news during 9-11 due to misunderstanding.
FilmsHope to have a brief cameo in the yet to be filmed or even written Windy City Heat 2. If this doesn't go down that's fucked up and the people involved know what I'm talking about.
AlbumsPerformed on side B of the Steve Martin album where he has an arrow through his head.

    STREET CARNAGE's Interests
GeneralThese change week by week. One thing I've been thinking about these days is: why is it people with high IQs don't like pop music? Like, why are all high IQ math people nerds? Why do they all dress so bad and never get laid? Is it so hard to be a little gregarious and maybe do a shot and have some Chucks or something when you're smart? What do the Ramones sound like to M.I.T. guys, a cacophony? This is not a bit. I am genuinely curious. I saw these two thirty something nerds on the train the other day and they were talking about 15 feet apart. Like, zero social skills. I can't figure it out.
MusicBlack and Death Metal with the occasional foray into Speed and Grindcore.
MoviesHusbands & Wives, Crimes & Misdemeanours, Animal House, Rocky Horror, Great Rock and Roll Swindle, Another State of Mind, Grizzly Man, Mad Max, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Wild Ones, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Dancer in the Dark, Breaking the Waves, Eternal Sunshine, Withnail & I, Max at his Hardest
TelevisionMr Show, Strangers with Candy, Sarah Silverman Program, 30 Rock, The Office (both), The Human Giant, Wondershowzen, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job, TV Carnage, Hollyhood, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Your Magic Touched me Nights, The Brass Eye, Black Adder, Life 101, The Snuz Brothers, Freakshow, Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Lucky Louie, and Scottish stuff like Still Game and Rab C Nesbitt.
BooksThe Bible and Ina May's Guide to Childbirth is all you need to read.
HeroesAmazing Man from All Star Squadron ..23

     STREET CARNAGE's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:New York City
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Religion:Muslim
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Show
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   STREET CARNAGE's Companies
Street Carnage
New York, NY US
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I GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
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UP WITH GRAN TORINO
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STREET CARNAGE @ SXSW '09
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STREET CARNAGE STREET MAGIC
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EATING THE WORLD'S HOTTEST PEPPER
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TV CARNAGE vs WHITE WILLIAMS = NEW VIOLENCE
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A MESSAGE FROM CHAD AND STEVE
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   STREET CARNAGE's Blurbs
About me:
We just really want to be funny. Not so worried about making people laugh or not. Just want to be funny really, really bad.


Who I'd like to meet:
Martin Luther King, Ben Franklin and Har Mar Superstar.

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Phil Bradley





Jul 5 2009 1:36 AM

thanks for the friendship. Pls check me out on iTunes or visit www.cdbaby.com/all/swriter61.
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Jun 23 2009 6:33 PM

yo, so this weekend is going to be nuts!!!! We got “club Europa” (Brooklyn)this Friday june 26 th with ninja sonic, the beatards, jasmine Solano ect…. And this Sunday jun 28th we got “studio b”(Brooklyn) for a funrazor with hearts revolution, team Robespierre, ninja sonic, mr.andresonik, totally Michael, boogie boarder, anamanaguchi, graffiti monsters, murdertronics, lionshare, prizzy prizzy please, the creeps, tralalas with djs dirty finger, emagine, and c.lo enjoy your next weekend!!
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Jun 20 2009 5:29 PM

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Mar 31 2009 5:36 AM

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Mar 10 2009 2:31 AM

Episode three is up!



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Mar 6 2009 9:53 PM

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Mar 3 2009 1:47 AM

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Feb 23 2009 8:00 PM

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Feb 6 2009 10:14 PM

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Feb 1 2009 7:09 PM

This video is an interview of me where I explain my thoughts about music and being in a band-
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Jan 25 2009 9:09 PM

Hazardous Ideas Experimented on Kids

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Jan 20 2009 8:06 PM

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Jan 18 2009 9:47 AM

Hey Thanks For The Add! I Like Your Page And Your Show ... Keep It Up All Good Work ... Take Care And God Bless Peace xoxoxo
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Nov 26 2008 3:43 AM

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Nov 2 2008 9:48 PM

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Oct 23 2008 12:43 AM

Thanks for making us laugh! Why is everyone on the internet so serious?
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Oct 18 2008 4:21 AM

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