I'm William (or Mike) (or Dossis) (or Willy) (or Billy) depending on who is referring to me. I (formerly) work(ed) at Borders in Manassas, which is(was) conventiently located across the street from my current place of academic endeavors, NOVA (or Northern Virginia Community College for those of you not accustomed to commonplace acronyms in the area).
Nowadays I have also been known to occasionally lurk menacingly at the UPS warehouse in Chantilly at strange hours of the night. I've also, quite recently, knocked one of their supervisors into an unconscious state and stole his "uniform" to better blend in.
Anyway, I enjoy WWE, particularly the antics of the group "De-generation X". Yes, I know Wrestling is "fake" (I use the quotes on purpose. It's scripted, not fake. Large difference, really), but I still find it entertaining.
In other news, besides knowing I work(ed) at a bookstore, go to NOVA, hang around UPS warehouses at ungodly hours of the night, and enjoy wrestling far more than any one person of unquestioned sanity should, I figure if any other general questions arise, you can direct them to me in one communicational medium or another.
Oh yeah, and I'm married too. Angie and I went to a church, took some vows, gave each other rings and everything. We really went the whole 9 yards with that.
Just remember: In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey. The monkey will spank us.
AIM Screenname: SephirothLocke14
Feel free to IM me, I won't bite. They give me medication for that nowadays.
