Mi estrella más distante de tres años, distributing "uber-pwnage" in Resident Evil 5: Mercenaries, hikin' and swimmin' all up in Idaho's bitch-ass, the power of short stories, graciously overestimating certain individuals, Fruity Loops 7 (because it makes 8 look like trash), my grandma's apple-hickory BBQ sauce.
Music
I like just about everything; but mostly obscure or "dead" genres of music. I have been known to dabble in some hip-hop and even country/western...if I'm feeling a little fruity.
Movies
Blazing Saddles, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Waterboy, Three Amigos, Cannibal: The Musical, Kingpin, Amelie, Ruthless People, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Another You, Sane Man: Bill Hicks, Wild at Heart, Old School, Aladdin, Heavyweights, Volver, The Running Man, Idiocracy, Raising Arizona, Wall-E, Silence of the Hams, Rear Window, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Tropic Thunder, There Will Be Blood, The Brothers Solomon, The Producers(original), Ninja Scroll, The Thing, See No Evil Hear No Evil and Let's Go to Prison.
Television
Books
It's hard to find good books, but I like Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut, The Man in the Iron Mask by Alexandre Dumas, Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer, I Am America (And So Can YOU!) by Stephen Colbert, Utopia by Sir Thomas More and the The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Heroes
Are there any stories left to tell of such heroic individuals?
I think not.
I have been involved in the production of over 50 short films and vignettes, as well as some slight production experience on three full-length motion pictures.
About me: I once drank from the same water fountain as Garth Brooks. That should sum it up pretty well.
Who I'd like to meet: People who AREN'T completely narcissistic, ugly, prideful and loathsome. Wait, that's almost every individual on the face of the earth. So, probably nobody.
"Nobody is taking Michael’s death harder than Ryan O’Neal."
"Michael Jackson’s body finally caught up with his nose."
"Okay Ahmadinejad, NOW!!!!!!"
"Farah Fawcett dispatched to keep David Carradine from strangling Ed McMahon? Seems like an odd choice, but Charlie works in mysterious ways."
"Farrah Fawcett’s rotted anus is furious that Michael Jackson’s striped penis has stolen her thunder."
"Two stars dead. One was the dream of adolescent boys everywhere. The other dreamed of adolescent boys everywhere."
"Come on white folks? How come when a brotha dies it don’t get all this attention?"
"Sad day for music fans. Good day for children everywhere."
"He’s molesting angels now."
"Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke."
"Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service."
"McDonald’s are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger: 50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns."
"When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."
"Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts. …Er or was it a five-year old wiener?"
"Fifty kids have volunteered to identify the body as they have first-hand experience of seeing Michael Jackson stiff."
"Michael Jackson’s legal team announced that he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with him for a change."
"It has been reported on the “Angels News” Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due to the fact they don’t accept plastic."
I have finally completed my move the the Land of Leprechaun Turdstompers and Guacamole Justicebots. Now they will never be able to calculate my melanine levels.
Just wanted to tell you how amazing my Laurel is. Also we would like to offer Bean Sanchez to you as a chinchilla sacrifice because we are mad at him. And rar.
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