HEY! I just got this bloody boner when I almost ripped my dick off.
no for real I was taking a dump and my junk was all hangin in the bowl. and I passed out cuz I drank a bunch of wiskey and then when I was fallin off the toilet all passed out, my junk was trapped between my leg and the bowl rim, and that shit just ripped the shaft skin alomost all the way around! god damn blood everywhere, shit my dick is broke.
thanks for mating with friends additions. you are making the "modern sounds" with the juiciest of chords. i are deeply embedded with impressions of favour towards them. i are write songs but with swears because swear english is very rock and rolling. sorry our english are not gooder.
I suck cock for pills... that's why everyone tells you to call me... cuz i sucked them off so many times now they don't have any pills. I snorted them all, sorry.