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Jan 25

Mark Desko

No shoes no shirt and I'll still get service

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Jan 22

Mark Desko

Suck it Ravens

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Jan 14

Mark Desko

Let's go Pats!!!!!!!!

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Jan 01

Mark Desko

Today has been one year since my soulmate...and I can't wait for more to come

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Dec 28

Mark Desko

Ah girl look at that body ah girl look at that body I I I work out

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Blade Trinity:
after Hannibal sends the vampire dogs plummeting out the high-rise's window] Jarko Grimwood: Hey, dick-face. You seen my dog? Hannibal King: Have you tried the lobby?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hannibal King: Her name is Danica Talos. You met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina. [uncomfortable pause] Hannibal King: Moving on...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hannibal King: [after watching Blade casually kill a familiar] You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while. [Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal] Hannibal King: I'm sorry, I, uh... I ate a lot of sugar today.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Asher Talos: [about the Nightstalkers attack] We got caught with our pants down. Jarko Grimwood: Pants down? They pretty much fucking ass-raped us!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore! Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be in a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? [Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing] Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt! [Jarko and Asher cough harder] Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now! [pause where nothing happens] Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward. [still nothing] Hannibal King: Do you have a cell phone?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Danica Talos: Okay King, where is this tracking node of yours? Hannibal King: It's in my left ass cheek. [Danica slaps King in the face] Hannibal King: Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. [Danica slaps King in the face again] Hannibal King: Okay, I'm - okay, seriously now. It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. [Danica kicks King in the groin] Hannibal King: Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whities and see for yourself.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hannibal King: What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other? Abigail Whistler: Shut up King. Hannibal King: See you in 28 days.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hannibal King: [comes across Pac-Man] Fuck me. [two Rotweilers, also vampire dogs, come into frame] Hannibal King: Oh, fuck me sideways!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hannibal King: [about Danica] You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with. But this betty... whoa! She blew them all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Danica Talos: [licking one of Hannibal's wounds] You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried lake trout? Mackerel? Hannibal King: How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick? Danica Talos: And how about everyone here not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hannibal King: I picked Danica up in a bar, spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Edgar Vance: What's the date today? Can you tell me what day it is? Blade: [declines to answer] Dr. Edgar Vance: What about the president? Surely you know that? Can you tell me who's in the White House? Blade: An asshole.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hannibal King: [calls to Blade as Blade disappears into the ventilation shaft] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where're you going? [turns to Abby] Hannibal King: Where the fuck is he going? This is supposed to be a rescue! Blade: [later, after Abby and Hannibal have fought their way out of the building, Blade jumps from the third floor window] Forgot my sword.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [after Blade stakes Gedge who he believes is a vampire] Blade: Staked you with silver. Why aren't you ash? Gedge: Why aren't you smarter? Not a vampire, dumb shit! Set your sorry ass up. [Gedge tucks on fake vampire teeth] Blade: Damn.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hannibal King: Welcome to the honeycomb hideout. Blade: How do you bankroll this operation? Hannibal King: I date a lot of older man.
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see that ^ up there ^. thats your dress, because
you dont go to the prom. you think boys are
inferrior and a waste of time, plus you have
more fun wrighting depressive things than going
to the prom

what will your prom dress look like(for girls, cute pics, now more questions)
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I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!