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About me:
Author of the international bestseller JPod, and eight earlier novels, including Hey Nostradamus!, All Families Are Psychotic and Generation X. Also a visual artist, sculptor, furniture designer and screenwriter, who is adapting JPod as a television series.
My new book is The Gum Thief.
..The first and only story of love and looming apocalypse set in the aisles of an office supply superstore.
In Douglas Coupland’s ingenious new novel–sort of a Clerks-meets-Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf–we meet Roger, a divorced, middle-aged “aisles associate” at a Staples outlet, condemned to restocking reams of twenty-lb. bond paper for the rest of his life. And then there’s Roger’s co-worker Bethany, who’s at the end of her Goth phase, and young enough to be looking at fifty more years of sorting the red pens from the blue in Aisle Six.
One day, Bethany comes across Roger’s notebook in the staff room. When she opens it up, she discovers that this old guy she’s never considered as quite human is writing mock diary entries pretending to be her–and spookily, he is getting her right. She also learns he has a tragedy in his past–and suddenly he no longer seems like just a paper-stocking robot with a name tag.
These two retail workers strike up a peculiar and touching epistolary relationship, their lives unfolding alongside Roger’s work-in-progress, the oddly titled Glove Pond, a Cheever-era novella gone horribly, horribly wrong. Through a complex layering of narratives, The Gum Thief, highlights number-one bestselling author Douglas Coupland’s eye for the comedy, loneliness and strange comforts of contemporary life.
On every page of this witty, wise and unforgettable novel, Coupland reminds us that love, death and eternal friendship can all transpire where we least expect them. And that even after tragedy seems to have wiped your human slate clean, stories can slowly rebuild you.
Who I'd like to meet:
..I’m the dead girl whose locker you spat on somewhere between recess and lunch.
I’m not really dead, but I dress like I want to be. There’s something generic about girls like me: we hate the sun, we wear black, and we feel trapped inside our bodies like a nylon fur mascot at a football game.
I wish I were dead most of the time. I can’t believe the meat I got stuck with, and where I got stuck and with whom. I wish I were a ghost.
And FYI, I’m not in school any more, but the spitting thing was real: a little moment that sums up life. I work in a Staples. I’m in charge of restocking aisles 2-North and 2-South: Sheet Protectors, Indexes & Dividers, Note books, Post-It Products, Paper Pads, Specialty Papers and “Social Stationery.” Do I hate this job? Are you nuts? Of course I hate it. How could you not hate it? Everyone who works with me is either already damaged or else they’re embryos waiting to be damaged, fresh out of school and slow as a 1999 modem. Just because you’ve been born and made it through high school doesn’t mean society can’t still abort you. Wake up.
Let me try to say something positive here. For balance.
Staples allows me to wear black lipstick to work.
–Bethany
—from The Gum Thief
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10 of 25MoreTo brazenly put this... i would like you to marry my mother. she just turned 50, shes quite the catch.
Plus, i love your books, and artwork,
Two pros! Who could possibly say no?
Of course, youre probably married, with kids, and get these requests all the time.
I think you're splendid and hopefully i will be half the writer you are, some day.
<3
*lets out a shrill and girly cry*
Full Episodes of jPod and episode tracklists at: http://www.cbc.ca/jpod
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Finished The Gum Thief, very nice! I wouldn't recommend it to first-time readers of yours, but I enjoyed it thoroughly.
i loved seeing Bethany reading Glove Pond in this weeks jpod. nice touch
Caught the first 3 episodes of JPod - so far so good! Glad to see that it follows the book fairly closely! Try as hard as I could I couldn't get my partner to read the book, lol, but he'll watch the TV show! I hope its a hit! :D
i'm watching jpod right now!
Hey,
Just caught the first episode of jPod
on the CBC!
Well done! Keep it comin!
Hey Doug!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
40-"something" birthday spankings to you!
Have a super fantastic day.
Mary
:-)
got me the gum theif on my recent jaunt to london. loving it so far..man, your stuff scares me....
Fantastic novels, haven't read the Gum Thief yet but all the other fiction has been great.