Douglas Coupland
Douglas Coupland The Gum Thief!

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Author of the international bestseller JPod, and eight earlier novels, including Hey Nostradamus!, All Families Are Psychotic and Generation X. Also a visual artist, sculptor, furniture designer and screenwriter, who is adapting JPod as a television series.

My new book is The Gum Thief.

The first and only story of love and looming apocalypse set in the aisles of an office supply superstore.

In Douglas Coupland’s ingenious new novel–sort of a Clerks-meets-Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf–we meet Roger, a divorced, middle-aged “aisles associate” at a Staples outlet, condemned to restocking reams of twenty-lb. bond paper for the rest of his life. And then there’s Roger’s co-worker Bethany, who’s at the end of her Goth phase, and young enough to be looking at fifty more years of sorting the red pens from the blue in Aisle Six.

One day, Bethany comes across Roger’s notebook in the staff room. When she opens it up, she discovers that this old guy she’s never considered as quite human is writing mock diary entries pretending to be her–and spookily, he is getting her right. She also learns he has a tragedy in his past–and suddenly he no longer seems like just a paper-stocking robot with a name tag.

These two retail workers strike up a peculiar and touching epistolary relationship, their lives unfolding alongside Roger’s work-in-progress, the oddly titled Glove Pond, a Cheever-era novella gone horribly, horribly wrong. Through a complex layering of narratives, The Gum Thief, highlights number-one bestselling author Douglas Coupland’s eye for the comedy, loneliness and strange comforts of contemporary life.

On every page of this witty, wise and unforgettable novel, Coupland reminds us that love, death and eternal friendship can all transpire where we least expect them. And that even after tragedy seems to have wiped your human slate clean, stories can slowly rebuild you.

Who I'd like to meet:

I’m the dead girl whose locker you spat on somewhere between recess and lunch.

I’m not really dead, but I dress like I want to be. There’s something generic about girls like me: we hate the sun, we wear black, and we feel trapped inside our bodies like a nylon fur mascot at a football game.

I wish I were dead most of the time. I can’t believe the meat I got stuck with, and where I got stuck and with whom. I wish I were a ghost.

And FYI, I’m not in school any more, but the spitting thing was real: a little moment that sums up life. I work in a Staples. I’m in charge of restocking aisles 2-North and 2-South: Sheet Protectors, Indexes & Dividers, Note books, Post-It Products, Paper Pads, Specialty Papers and “Social Stationery.” Do I hate this job? Are you nuts? Of course I hate it. How could you not hate it? Everyone who works with me is either already damaged or else they’re embryos waiting to be damaged, fresh out of school and slow as a 1999 modem. Just because you’ve been born and made it through high school doesn’t mean society can’t still abort you. Wake up.

Let me try to say something positive here. For balance.

Staples allows me to wear black lipstick to work.

–Bethany

—from The Gum Thief

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20th Century Boy

20th Century Boy



Jun 6 2008 2:09 AM

I didn't buy you as pet.
but I still think you are pretty cool
Marty McFly

Marty McFly



May 20 2008 8:56 PM

Hey there!
Am currently spending hours each day writing a thesis on your fiction. It's amazing all the things that can be found in there! Keep going!
M
♣Ruth.♥

♣Ruth.♥



Apr 7 2008 4:58 AM

To brazenly put this... i would like you to marry my mother. she just turned 50, shes quite the catch.
Plus, i love your books, and artwork,
Two pros! Who could possibly say no?
Of course, youre probably married, with kids, and get these requests all the time.
I think you're splendid and hopefully i will be half the writer you are, some day.
<3
Fianna

Fianna



Feb 6 2008 10:56 PM

*lets out a shrill and girly cry*

Full Episodes of jPod and episode tracklists at: http://www.cbc.ca/jpod

:)))
Ricohardt

Ricohardt



Feb 2 2008 6:01 PM

Finished The Gum Thief, very nice! I wouldn't recommend it to first-time readers of yours, but I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Jeffff

Jeffff



Jan 25 2008 3:08 AM

i loved seeing Bethany reading Glove Pond in this weeks jpod. nice touch
Fianna

Fianna



Jan 23 2008 11:40 PM

Caught the first 3 episodes of JPod - so far so good! Glad to see that it follows the book fairly closely! Try as hard as I could I couldn't get my partner to read the book, lol, but he'll watch the TV show! I hope its a hit! :D
Ben

Ben Douwsma



Jan 14 2008 7:08 AM

i need to read more of your work. life after god made a huge impression on me.
Hello Carly!

Hello Carly!



Jan 9 2008 4:23 AM

i'm watching jpod right now!
Someone

Someone



Jan 9 2008 4:13 AM

Hey,
Just caught the first episode of jPod
on the CBC!
Well done! Keep it comin!
Mary

Mary Silver



Dec 31 2007 4:59 AM

Hey Doug!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

40-"something" birthday spankings to you!
Have a super fantastic day.

Mary
:-)
Joey Levenson

Joey Levenson



Dec 25 2007 11:20 AM

got me the gum theif on my recent jaunt to london. loving it so far..man, your stuff scares me....
Ricohardt

Ricohardt



Dec 21 2007 1:13 AM

Fantastic novels, haven't read the Gum Thief yet but all the other fiction has been great.
Fianna

Fianna



Dec 14 2007 7:36 PM

I just finished the Gum Thief - it was awesome - thank you for the great read. :)
♣Ruth.♥

♣Ruth.♥



Dec 3 2007 8:37 PM

Oh my, I am Douglas Coupland's friend. Is this for real?
Undoubtedly he knows he is one of the (if not the) best Canadian authors, and I aspire to be like him one day.
(hey, i can dream the impossible, can't I?)
From, just another fan who loves the work of a guy with a sense of humour and perception.
Woot! ♥
WORLD OF STUFF

WORLD OF STUFF



Nov 17 2007 12:56 AM

Thanks for adding me. It is an honour to be associated with you, sir!
Fianna

Fianna



Nov 16 2007 8:39 PM

Hi Doug! Thanks for the add! I'm about 100 pages into The Gum Thief and loving it! I seem to be picturing Zooey Deschanel's character from the movie "The Good Girl" while reading Bethany's story... "F*ck you very much, and have a nice day." :)
♣Ruth.♥

♣Ruth.♥



Nov 8 2007 1:38 PM

wow....
im actually Douggies friend!
something to brag about, and spawn jealousy over, in the facebook fan group :P ahah
Coupland should be more famous than he is...
But i guess if he was too famous, i wouldnt like him anymore. i would think the fame got to his head.
Thank god it hasnt gone to his head...
??
Douggie... i think you should hook up with my very attractive, single, under 50 mother!
:)
hahha... keep up the amazingness
Coupland and coupland lovers.
Joey Levenson

Joey Levenson



Nov 4 2007 4:47 AM

"Kimberly tittered. Several birds flying above saw this and immediately dropped to the ground, dead" has got to be the best snow white allusion ever. Man, I love that part. Joey
Nic

Nic



Nov 2 2007 4:48 AM

Thanks so much for the add and thanks even more for introducing me to Liz Dunn.
Matt

Matt



Oct 31 2007 1:18 PM

Just a quick message to say thanks for adding me to your friends!

Best wishes,
Matt
Joey Levenson

Joey Levenson



Oct 31 2007 4:02 AM

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i love D.C. its like "Literary RadioHead"
Gavin

Gavin



Oct 23 2007 1:02 AM

Hi,
I cannot get enough of your books! Still haven't read a few of 'em, but I'm getting there! I'm also looking forward to JPod on TV, don't know what to expect there, but it should be good.
George

George



Oct 21 2007 12:34 AM

The beard is quite fetching. Please keep it.
Sarah

Sarah



Oct 19 2007 6:56 PM

Hi Doug, thanks for the add! Love your books, JPod and Microserfs in particular. :) Next up is Hey! Nostradamus, in audiobook format.

Looking forward to reading The Gum Thief...
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