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Douggie Dinosaur
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DOUGGIE DINOSAUR
Male
100 years old
Kansas City, Missouri
United States
Last Login: 7/9/2009
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Mood:
Rawr
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Douggie's Details: |
| Status: | Always Pissed |
| Education: | Some Kindergarten |
| Smoke / Drink: | Yes and Yes - as a matter of fact, that's why I got kicked out of Kindergarten. |
| Heroes: | Godzilla and Ozzy Osbourne |
| Body type: | Sexy |
| Orientation: | Straight |
| Television: | Yes |
| Books: | No |
| Occupation: | Selling stuff - right now I have a garden gnome (minus a head) some broken patio furniture and some aluminum gutters. And you can have it all right now for this very special - one time only - low introductory price of $9.99 And if you act now - for no extra charge, I'll throw in a cat. |
| Ethnicity: | Theropod - but I'll chill with anyone, even Sauropods |
| Music | I'm getting really sick of filling out all this crap, man . . . Ozzy |
| List Your Past Three Jobs: | 1. Starbucks March/April 2005
2. Ponderosa 1987
3. . . . WTF? Quit asking me shit! |
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Douggie Dinosaur's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo |
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Douggie Dinosaur just got out of jail! "Gotta' get used to liking girls again!"
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Face Fu@%book - I mean, Fu@% Facebook lol I'm drunk
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Hell Froze Over - I Got A Job!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Come see my walk-around balloon and magic act on the Country Club Plaza every Saturday from 5pm until someone calls the cops. After-show party at Loose Park (by the stick) and from there follow the empty beer cans.
BTW - yes, I am the real Douggie Dinosaur.
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