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Doug Mellard
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Jokes
Hi. My name is Doug and I like roundhouse kicks and nachos and I may be living on your couch soon.

Male
30 years old
Austin
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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   Doug Mellard's Comedian Bio
Bioalways lived in texas--victoria to plano to austin. i learned to tie my shoes at a pretty early age and years later i started doing comedy.
Websitedougmellard.com
Influencesdonald sutherland, phylis diller, the andrews sisters, martin gramatica, sven--son of Kjartan
TV Showslast comic standing season 4, live at gotham season 2, last comic standing season 6
AlbumsImage and video hosting by TinyPic

    Doug Mellard's Interests
Generaljokes, writing, messing with people's heads, good music, having fun,guacamole, looking for gold,rocking out, doing the safety dance
Musicstooges, beastie boys, a tribe called quest, black star, jurassic 5, de la soul, automator, supersuckers, flaming lips, dean martin, willie nelson, young heart attack, krum bums, dj rhythmic, johnny cash, lyrics born, murder city devils, otis redding, scott h. biram, t. rex, the black keys, holly golightly, the kills, social distortion, the coup
Movies
TelevisionTwo Dudes 2
Booksthe ones that end in a long kiss and then somebody dies and then it makes you cry a bunch in your tub til the candles burn out.
Heroesmy family,andy kaufman,a bunch of comedians,magnum p.i.
Groups: thelastplaceyoulook fan clubComedians of MySpaceComedians ClubKissinger Rocks!Progressive AustinStreet Sign KillersCringe HumorDudley & Bob on KLBJfm

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     Doug Mellard's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Victoria, Texas
Body type:5' 7" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Occupation:comedian

   Doug Mellard's Schools
The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: english
 

1997 to 2001
Plano East Sr H S
Plano,Texas
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1997


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 14 2009 8:00P
Cap City w/Dan Cummins and Bryan Gutmann (July 14-18) Austin TX
Aug 5 2009 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club w/Mike Lukas (Aug 5-8) Austin TX
Aug 13 2009 8:00P
Funny Bone (Aug 13-16th) Toledo OH
Sep 26 2009 8:00P
La Zona Rosa w/ Doug Benson and Graham Elwood Austin TX

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   Doug Mellard's Blurbs
About me:
when i'm not eating a burrito or watching "the dark knight," i'm probably doing something else that's really amazing. my favorite hobby is blowing people's minds. i am a humble man who enjoys flyfishing and dynamite. "die hard" was based on true events from my life. i am also in a one man band called, "stop looking at me." some say i am multi-talented--i just say i am great at everything because that is the truth and it sounds way cooler. ..
Who I'd like to meet:
magnum p.i., ultimate peanut butter cups

For Booking:

Manager:
Rich Miller
612-789-5224
rcmcomedy@comcast.net

College Agent:
Barbara Meyer
877-236-4738
contact@admireentertainment.com

   Doug Mellard's Friend Space (Top 40)
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Doug Mellard's Friends Comments
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Jonny Bedlam





Jun 28 2009 11:31 PM

Hey friend, I hope this comment finds you well.
sean robb





Jun 18 2009 4:58 PM

Jonny Bedlam





Jun 14 2009 5:17 PM

hey, how are you?
PeAceWarRioR


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Jun 11 2009 11:03 PM

Take on any felines today?
Edica





Jun 6 2009 4:04 PM

Of course not.silly narwhale.
Edica





Jun 5 2009 11:41 PM

Direct quote from Megan (she had exceptional delivery): "That guy is a canoe and a half."
PeAceWarRioR


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Jun 5 2009 1:37 PM

Was he competing for the title 'Funniest Mammal' award? And that's why you punched him?

Also, this means its settled. . .If we ever hang out, we are so going to the zooooooo!

I'm doing fan-fucking-tastic actually, thanks for asking! About to go to work, and then FIVE DOLLAR PITCHERS! hahha. =P
PeAceWarRioR


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Jun 4 2009 7:40 PM

Hey hey hey!!


Just stoppin in to show some love and check to see if all is well with you.

<3 Oh and to tell you I find you amusing!! =]
Bryan Gutmann





May 31 2009 8:41 PM

Get ready to shit your brains:

Chelsea Entertainment





May 28 2009 5:25 AM

Earthdance Austin 3 day Camping Festival





May 26 2009 5:44 PM





Rob Barker





May 21 2009 10:54 PM

I know the Royals ate their own shit, but seeing as how the Rangers had found some "pitching", I was hoping they could have helped out a little more with the Tigers. What happened? Did they lose to the Tigers out of spite?
Austin 360 Hotspots


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May 21 2009 8:41 PM

 
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Rob Barker





May 18 2009 6:32 PM

Ah yes, pitching! Who would have thought you could win games that way? Weird.
Rob Barker





May 18 2009 3:48 PM

What has gotten into the Rangers?!
aimee





May 18 2009 12:37 AM

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Sun City Comedy





May 17 2009 4:12 AM

Photobucket
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May 13 2009 6:02 PM

Aw thanks it help out so much one of my friends was an innocent bystander in the video so it made me giggle thanks
roach





May 11 2009 7:14 PM

hurry the fuck up and get back to houston!
Rob Barker





May 11 2009 2:50 AM

You could not be as pissed about it as I am. How do you let Greinke give up one run and not go out and score at least two against JOE F-ING SAUNDERS! By the way, I hate Trey Hillman.
eva.





May 8 2009 11:29 PM

random musical is fucking awesome. i would just like to say i am a contributing to the hits. laughing and shit. nicely done... i should have been apart of it. ah well.
that is all.
The Real Haley





May 7 2009 9:35 PM

Yes, I have a number two pencil!! OMG I fuckin' love it.. seriously I cried a little.. It reminds me of a Truth commercial.
Rob Barker





May 7 2009 3:36 AM

Can you freakin' believe it?! Have you seen Greinke pitch yet? He may go 35-0. I'm a big fan of Kinsler. He is a cock stud. He went to Missouri you know.
Rob Barker





May 6 2009 4:40 PM

Oh my God, that was.......just what I needed to get through finals week. Hilarious!
Triple D





May 6 2009 9:10 PM

Too Funny! Hope all is well :)
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