always lived in texas--victoria to plano to austin. i learned to tie my shoes at a pretty early age and years later i started doing comedy.
Website
dougmellard.com
Influences
donald sutherland, phylis diller, the andrews sisters, martin gramatica, sven--son of Kjartan
TV Shows
last comic standing season 4, live at gotham season 2, last comic standing season 6
Doug Mellard's Interests
General
jokes, writing, messing with people's heads, good music, having fun,guacamole, looking for gold,rocking out, doing the safety dance
Music
stooges, beastie boys, a tribe called quest, black star, jurassic 5, de la soul, automator, supersuckers, flaming lips, dean martin, willie nelson, young heart attack, krum bums, dj rhythmic, johnny cash, lyrics born, murder city devils, otis redding, scott h. biram, t. rex, the black keys, holly golightly, the kills, social distortion, the coup
Movies
ones where the good guys win and someone cuts the green wire. and also whenever a cop is like really close to retirement but still gets the job done.
Television
badass ones with surfing and swordfighting.
Books
the ones that end in a long kiss and then somebody dies and then it makes you cry a bunch in your tub til the candles burn out.
Heroes
my family,andy kaufman,a bunch of comedians,magnum p.i.
About me: interesting facts people don't know about me: i tried out with several nba teams including the mavs, the bucks, the raptors, the celtics, and the mavs again--and i realized i was just too damn tiny to be in the nba--plus, i'm not even that good.also, i went out for the nfl and despite running a 22.4 40--i was passed on by everyone. i ate an omelette once and it was delicious. i like the color green as well as many other colors. i own a toaster--it's pretty sweet.
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Who I'd like to meet: magnum p.i., ultimate peanut butter cups
Hey Doug, It was great seeing you on Friday...Good Luck in Harrisburg and hope to see you again soon...Hopefully in less than 18 years...Have a safe trip!!!
WE completely tore the ever living shit out of Philly last night! It was really great seeing you again, man. Thanks for helping me relive some of the crazy flashbacks from back in the day. Keep me abreast of any other N.East tour stops.
Saw you on Last Comic Standing last week. I always thought you were really funny when my buddy Jesse took me to one of your shows at Velveeta a couple years ago. You should totally make a cameo on our show sometime!
dude im totally coming to ur show on sunday! its right before my burthday! hey can u put me on ur like top twenty friends that would be so cool!!! i totally love you!(not gay) i saw u on 'last comic' it was awesome!
