always lived in texas--victoria to plano to austin. i learned to tie my shoes at a pretty early age and years later i started doing comedy.
Website
dougmellard.com
Influences
donald sutherland, phylis diller, the andrews sisters, martin gramatica, sven--son of Kjartan
TV Shows
last comic standing season 4, live at gotham season 2, last comic standing season 6
Albums
Doug Mellard's Interests
General
jokes, writing, messing with people's heads, good music, having fun,guacamole, looking for gold,rocking out, doing the safety dance
Music
stooges, beastie boys, a tribe called quest, black star, jurassic 5, de la soul, automator, supersuckers, flaming lips, dean martin, willie nelson, young heart attack, krum bums, dj rhythmic, johnny cash, lyrics born, murder city devils, otis redding, scott h. biram, t. rex, the black keys, holly golightly, the kills, social distortion, the coup
About me: when i'm not eating a burrito or watching "the dark knight," i'm probably doing something else that's really amazing. my favorite hobby is blowing people's minds. i am a humble man who enjoys flyfishing and dynamite. "die hard" was based on true events from my life. i am also in a one man band called, "stop looking at me."
You know it's great to have friends where you can share memories together. That's why we hope you will be able to join us for the "Whiskey River Smoke Out" 3/12-14/10 at Willie's Place with live music on four stages, 500 campground parties and festival activites spread over 70 acres with 25,000 of your closest friends. One day we'll kick back and joke about the fun times we had over this weekend.
I know the Royals ate their own shit, but seeing as how the Rangers had found some "pitching", I was hoping they could have helped out a little more with the Tigers. What happened? Did they lose to the Tigers out of spite?
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