always lived in texas--victoria to plano to austin. i learned to tie my shoes at a pretty early age and years later i started doing comedy.
Website
dougmellard.com
Influences
donald sutherland, phylis diller, the andrews sisters, martin gramatica, sven--son of Kjartan
TV Shows
last comic standing season 4, live at gotham season 2, last comic standing season 6
Albums
Doug Mellard's Interests
General
jokes, writing, messing with people's heads, good music, having fun,guacamole, looking for gold,rocking out, doing the safety dance
Music
stooges, beastie boys, a tribe called quest, black star, jurassic 5, de la soul, automator, supersuckers, flaming lips, dean martin, willie nelson, young heart attack, krum bums, dj rhythmic, johnny cash, lyrics born, murder city devils, otis redding, scott h. biram, t. rex, the black keys, holly golightly, the kills, social distortion, the coup
About me: when i'm not eating a burrito or watching "the dark knight," i'm probably doing something else that's really amazing. my favorite hobby is blowing people's minds. i am a humble man who enjoys flyfishing and dynamite. "die hard" was based on true events from my life. i am also in a one man band called, "stop looking at me." some say i am multi-talented--i just say i am great at everything because that is the truth and it sounds way cooler.
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Who I'd like to meet: magnum p.i., ultimate peanut butter cups
For Booking:
Manager:
Rich Miller
612-789-5224
rcmcomedy@comcast.net
College Agent:
Barbara Meyer
877-236-4738
contact@admireentertainment.com
I know the Royals ate their own shit, but seeing as how the Rangers had found some "pitching", I was hoping they could have helped out a little more with the Tigers. What happened? Did they lose to the Tigers out of spite?
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You could not be as pissed about it as I am. How do you let Greinke give up one run and not go out and score at least two against JOE F-ING SAUNDERS! By the way, I hate Trey Hillman.
random musical is fucking awesome. i would just like to say i am a contributing to the hits. laughing and shit. nicely done... i should have been apart of it. ah well. that is all.
Can you freakin' believe it?! Have you seen Greinke pitch yet? He may go 35-0. I'm a big fan of Kinsler. He is a cock stud. He went to Missouri you know.
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