ARSENIC LULLABY
douglas pasz
douglas pasz Arsenic Lullaby is a despicable comic book written by a jerk...this page isn't any nicer. you have been warned

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100 years old
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin
United States



Last Login: 11/28/2009
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Musicif i'd like to sleep with the woman on the cd then i'll listen to it...so moslty r+b...and Fiona Apple 'cause she seems like the type to cry after sex...and i'm the type to laugh, now that is a match made in heaven
Moviescassablanca, ghostbusters, it's a wonderful life, the big lewbowski, the burbs
Televisionman vs wild, breaking bad, deadwood.
Booksarsenic lullaby, living with zombies, mad magazine.
Heroesthat guy who invented that stuff that killed all those people...what's his name...orvel redenbocker

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Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius



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About me:
Douglas Paszkiewicz has been in the comics industry for 9 years now having done work on harvest moon, arsenic lullaby, too much coffee man magazine, the thousand deaths of baron von donut, pete the p.o.d postal worker and of course MAD magazine. he also has 5 years of stand up comedy under his belt and some talk radio experience. When he is not drawing or writing he is cutting himself with car keys because it feels just as fulfilling as drawing or writing. Douglas first and foremost is a whore and is always happy to do freelance writing, illustrators, storyboards ect... ..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor
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Gino

Gino



Nov 25 2009 6:13 AM

Sorry I forgot to say happy birthday. My favorite moment had to be the chicken nuggets story because i was reading while on the way to the chinese restaurant we took you to. And i had alot of sweet and sour chicken that day... Apparently some of my sisters weren't that hungry anymore
Angie

Angie Buetow



Nov 24 2009 1:58 AM

Happy Birthday!!

doesn't it feel great to be one step closer to the grave!?

i know you asked for a fave AL quote, but since i just came back from ass crack nowhere and my comics are in a box in some chick's basement, i'll use this one:

"revenge only helps the next guy" -Voodoo Joe

tho it's not my favorite, it's a memorable, likeable one.
Cory

Cory Brown



Nov 24 2009 1:29 AM

"that doesn't look like a birth defect" Happy Birthday
Mazscara™

G.T. Becks



Nov 24 2009 12:15 AM

Happy Birthday.
Vagitarian Vince

Vagitarian Vince



Nov 24 2009 12:14 AM

Happy Birthday ?
T.J.s comics

T.J.s comics



Nov 24 2009 12:10 AM

Happy Birthday !





I Heart Monsters

I Heart Monsters



Nov 23 2009 9:43 PM

Happy Birthday old Man!

by the way, I get a kick listening about your neighbor problems...Ive got the same thing, except mine are Indian and they make the entire apartment building smell like curry filled diapers. Meanwhile their shitty baby is running around in the road, while the mom sits her fat ass on my bottom step and lets it scream at the top of its lungs!
I poured hot grease off my balcony the other day, just praying that the kid would be outside playing in the wrong place at the wrong time.

JoVanna

Jovanna A. Esquivel



Nov 23 2009 6:37 PM

'so as a u.s. census agent it is my duty to kill him, in order to make the census accurate again... i of course must make it look like an accident.'

edgar and diddi make me laugh like a retard with cake on his face!

happy fuckin' birthday jerkwad!
ϟVϟXN

ϟVϟXN



Nov 23 2009 3:57 PM

Happy Irthday
Ally-B

Ally-B



Nov 19 2009 8:41 AM

any chance you're cool enough to go to Rob Zombie tomoro night?
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Kelly Albrecht



Nov 18 2009 9:36 PM


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The Renegade of Funk

The Renegade of Funk



Nov 15 2009 6:56 PM

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¤They're coming to get you, Barbara¤

¤They're coming to get you, Barbara¤



Nov 13 2009 2:25 AM

I would LOVE to make art with you.
¤They're coming to get you, Barbara¤

¤They're coming to get you, Barbara¤



Nov 6 2009 2:50 AM

I thought about it for a long time, and have decided upon a caramel apple fetus. The not unraveled kind, preferably about 2.5-3 inches tall.

pwease?
and can I have your number again?
My phone ate it when I switched to my new carrier.

Will I be the only person you know with an Arsenic Lullaby tattoo?
Ally-B

Ally-B



Nov 4 2009 5:26 AM

so, you're right... I'm not cool enough to get an invite
The Renegade of Funk

The Renegade of Funk



Oct 31 2009 5:20 PM

Took care of that thing if ya know what I mean.

Oh, and it was bothering me.......Dorothy Dandridge.
Miss Jessi ((Red))

Jessica Kennedy



Oct 31 2009 6:57 AM

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Oct 30 2009 9:45 PM

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¤They're coming to get you, Barbara¤

¤They're coming to get you, Barbara¤



Oct 30 2009 12:10 AM

I am now friends with not one, not two, but THREE tattoo artists. It will happen, and soon seeing how my rent is only going to be 1/3 of my total paycheck and I don't eat a lot.

My next one will be a zombie fetus. I'm getting it on my foot. I'm still trying to decide on what I want you to draw for me, so hang in there. <3<3

I'm so fucking excited for your cartoon. I've told EVERYBODY I got all obsessed over your comics about it and they all nearly wet themselves!
Ally-B

Ally-B



Oct 28 2009 4:08 PM

i got you 2 drinks!
Ally-B

Ally-B



Oct 27 2009 3:53 AM

yup, i'll b there.  just cant find the 2 drink minimum tickets... i'll still go tho.  You working the apparel/cd table?
Ally-B

Ally-B



Oct 27 2009 2:27 AM

you going to the show tomorrow?
Stephen

Stephen



Oct 26 2009 3:47 AM

saw the stuff on ebay and i just wish i had cash for those sketchbooks and the ornament and the jackets!!! guess that's why i don't get comix anymore... no room and broke as all hell. do miss your comix tho', they are some of my fondest issues in my collection next to bratpack.
Lockjaw

Lockjaw



Oct 26 2009 3:13 AM

Check out our new video from our album coming out this Tuesday.

★ Le1gha ☆

★ Le1gha ☆



Oct 22 2009 11:58 PM

Cheers, new friend!

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