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Debauchery and restraint.
I have an unabashed love of horror films. As long as they don't suck. Which many of them do. Don't let anyone tell you that the only horror films that suck are the big-budget Hollywood blockbusters. Most of them are, like, eye-bleedingly bad. Not even fun-bad. Just regular bad. So when I love a great horror film (Videodrome, A Nightmare on Elm St., Audition, and others), I celebrate it with fervor.
I'm also fond of documentaries, comedies, general weirdness, daikaiju, etc.
I've been on a Pee-Wee's Big Adventure kick lately.
I watch a lot of pro wrestling.
Also, Twin Peaks, Dexter, Carnivale, The Venture Brothers (GO TEAM VENTURE!), Tom Goes to the Mayor, and Tim and Eric Awesome Show! Great Job are my major television obsessions as of late, most of which I don't even watch during their normal broadcast slots. The joys of home rental are innumerable.
My favorite novels:
1.) Something Wicked This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
2.) Wiseblood - Flannery O'Connor
3.) American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
4.) The Dark Tower series - Stephen King
5.) A Feast of Snakes - Harry Crews
6.) In Silent Graves (AKA The Indifference of Heaven) - Gary Braunbeck
7.) Dark Harvest - Norman Partridge
8.) A Scanner Darkly - Philip K. Dick
9.) A Choir of Ill Children - Tom Piccirilli
10.) A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
Novelist is, perhaps, inaccurate. I'm about 1/8 of a novelist. 7/8s more and I'll be able to call myself a proper novelist.
Douglas F. Warrick is the kind of fella you'd want to meet. Or wouldn't want to meet. In either case, he's a canny gun-mol and therefor, a man you don't meet every day. Also, he sometimes writes stories. He's got a website.
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Jason Sizemore
Terry Martin
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Nov 12 2009 4:58 PM
AND TO LEAVE ONE OF MY STORIES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES!
'WHAT GNAWS ON MY SPINE'
Awakening back pains are a strain on my brain.
What I thought was the rain,
And arthritical pain
Was far from the answer, the doctor explained.
“What you’ve got here are teeth,
That lie deep beneath
Your lower spinal frame.”
I listen in aw, as he starts to explain
That what I was feeling,
And my continuous screaming,
Was not from a dream,
But simply a twin,
That settled right in,
And began to devour my spleen!
My backache is from this invader,
That grinds on my spine like a saw.
And all that remains of this twin inside me
Is a mouthful of teeth and a jaw.
I feel an attack as it gnaws on my back,
When I lay on my back, that’s when
The teeth start to bite,
In the middle of night,
I wake up in pain yet again.
The doc called it Lillian, my sister inside,
I screamed out in pain when she gnawed on my side.
There’s nothing to do!
There’s no way to sleep!
The doc says that Lillian is one in a billion
And I can’t live without her,
She makes my heart beat!
So it’s off now to bed, the worst place I dread.
I’ll do anything to fall fast asleep.
But I won’t be surprised when I’m closing my eyes,
That it’s she who starts grinding her teeth!
...Space is limited, so come see the rest of this story here:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&bID=518191793
Thanx for being a friend!!
Have a Wicked Day!!
-Criss Karver
http://www.myspace.com/darkside1972
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Thanks for wanting to be my friend! Feel free to say hey anytime. I'm running a contest right on my blog-- go read the first chapter of my next horror novel and post a comment, and you may win a free book! It's a great way to see if you like my work! You can read it here, or www.longcrazyroad.blogspot.com.
Thanks! Seriously- keep in touch! I'm not a fan of friend armies. I love to get to know new artists, authors, readers, anybody!
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Jul 19 2009 5:19 PM
Its been a while young man...you should come out and watch us suck badly for old times sake.
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