Doug
Douglas Turner
Douglas Turner You hate George Bush because your mommy hates you

Male
33 years old
SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 5/2/2009
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    Doug's Interests
GeneralAll the geeky stuff:

Computers
Comics
Video Games
Wrestling

Basically, everything I was supposed to outgrow.

MusicHum, David Bowie, Linkin Park, Robert Johnson, Soul Coughing, and Mark Snow.
MoviesEver hear of Coffin Joe? --> --> --> --> --> START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS -->
What Horror Movie Creature/Killer Are You???

Jason

You were drowned at a camp, after being chased and picked on by other children, for looking funny, now you kill who ever comes back to the camp.

Personality Test Results

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TelevisionMillenniuM will always stick with me. Currently though, pretty much just RAW, Smackdown, impact!, The First 48, and 24.
HeroesYour results:
You are Superman
Superman
80%
Green Lantern
80%
Iron Man
65%
Hulk
65%
Robin
60%
Spider-Man
55%
Supergirl
40%
Batman
40%
The Flash
35%
Catwoman
25%
Wonder Woman
10%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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     Doug's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Springfield, IL
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college

   Doug's Schools
Illinois State University
Normal,Illinois
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Art/Illustration
 

1996 to 1998
Springfield High School
Springfield,Illinois
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1994



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   Doug's Blurbs
About me:
I'm the "President" (in name only) of New Midwest Wrestling, a pro-wrestling organization in Springfield, IL. My job is basically to make everyone in the crowd hate me, and then get my @$$ kicked.

"We [The United States] are simultaneously the most hated, feared, loved and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra and you know something, the Chairman didn't get to be the Chairman lying down for punks outside the Fountainbleu." ~ Dennis Miller

You know what else? I don't care how funny you think you are, stop spamming me with messages about your show at The Funny Bone. This MySpace account isn't here just so you can try to pimp your job.

Who I'd like to meet:
Prof. Phillip H. Dempsey so I could kick his d@mn teeth in. .. width="425" height="350">..>



   


   


   
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 Shane 


 Rebel Heat 


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caleb

Caleb Meyer



Sep 2 2009 10:14 PM

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Shane

Shane



May 29 2009 1:28 AM

It gets funny at 1:25.
Phillip

Phillip Dempsey



Apr 20 2009 8:09 PM

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Hey Default Don, I just sent you an item to complete your collection.
Click here to see your gift.

Linda Luz---

Linda Luz---



Mar 11 2009 12:28 PM

why thank u!!!
Sean

Sean Linehan



Oct 30 2008 10:53 AM


MySpace Comments / Glitter Graphics
Kelly

Kelly Turner



Apr 25 2008 2:34 AM

80s kittehs think excessive  chest chair is still cool
see more crazy cat pics
Dave Dwonch

Dave Dwonch



Oct 24 2007 9:39 PM

Hey Doug...

The good news is the bad news. NPC has decided to cancel all orders for number 4, and publish the trade instead. I don't know if you were planning on getting the TPB, but if you want I will send you issue 4 as a pdf.
Dave Dwonch

Dave Dwonch



Oct 14 2007 5:02 PM

Thanks for the add, Doug! Check out episode 33 of the Geek Savants Podcast. It'll make you happy!

thegeeksavants.podbean.com
Raw Passion

Raw Passion



Sep 20 2007 2:43 AM

Hi,
Check out my cool celebrity look-alikes on my profile
jAh?

jAh?



Aug 16 2007 4:39 AM

Did you catch Transformers yet? pretty frickin' good.

Happy (very) belated birthday!
Cindy

Cindy Gyorkos



Jul 23 2007 6:48 PM

Happy Birthday Doug.Hope its a good one for you.Cindy
mibbs

mibbs



Jul 20 2007 1:41 AM

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Tracey

Tracey Keck



Feb 20 2007 6:46 PM

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Rebel Heat

Danny Eardley



Feb 12 2007 10:37 PM








jAh?

jAh?



Jan 20 2007 9:09 PM

Hey, how have you been, I hear that there is another little Turner on the way, congrats! I hope your 2007 is going well so far.

end of line.
mibbs

mibbs



Dec 24 2006 10:06 PM


commentprops.com
Kelly

Kelly Turner



Nov 8 2006 3:11 AM

I saw this, heard Whitney in my head, and knew you'd appreciate it.

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Chicken Girl

Chicken Girl



Oct 31 2006 6:30 PM

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
(mechanical laughter)
Kelly

Kelly Turner



Oct 31 2006 12:38 PM


Happy Halloween Comments for Myspace
jAh?

jAh?



Oct 31 2006 3:18 AM



i can't wait!!!!
Rebel Heat

Danny Eardley



Oct 5 2006 9:11 PM

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Sep 20 2006 11:35 AM

that's damn funny.
Chicken Girl

Chicken Girl



Aug 3 2006 9:57 PM

Sorry we missed you birthday Doug! We had to sibling weddings to tend to in July, and now Bill is off travelling the world. Happy Belated Birthday to both you and Kelly! and Happy Belated Anniversary (man, we are out of it- missing all the important events) When Bill gets back I will bring you a cake!!
jAh?

jAh?



Jul 17 2006 3:40 AM

enjoy your last week of being 'twenty-something'!

you should check out firefly by the way, it really wants to be star trek but its still pretty good
Rebel Heat

Danny Eardley



Jul 4 2006 8:01 PM

Happy 4th of July!
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