I'm the "President" (in name only) of New Midwest Wrestling, a pro-wrestling organization in Springfield, IL. My job is basically to make everyone in the crowd hate me, and then get my @$$ kicked.
"We [The United States] are simultaneously the most hated, feared, loved and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra and you know something, the Chairman didn't get to be the Chairman lying down for punks outside the Fountainbleu." ~ Dennis Miller
You know what else? I don't care how funny you think you are, stop spamming me with messages about your show at The Funny Bone. This MySpace account isn't here just so you can try to pimp your job.