I Suck (Royally)
Turn Off The Voices Inside My Head, Please!

Male
40 years old
DALLAS, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 3/11/2007
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    I Suck (Royally)'s Interests
GeneralReading, movies, plays, writing, cooking, pets, depression, moaning, making fake fart noises and saying "excuse me", Texas Rangers, New York Football Giants, history, kinky sex, femdom, romance.
MusicJoe Jackson, Kay Hanley, The Beatles, Letters to Cleo, Frank Zappa, Grand Funk Railroad, Alan Holdsworth, Depeche Mode, Enigma, old new wave, classic rock, Pink Floyd/Roger Waters, Elvis Costello, Elton John, Tori Amos, Alanis Morissette, The Cure, Yes, Poe, Prodigy, The Who/Pete Townsend, New Order, Split Enz, The Kinks, The Cars, and thousands of odd songs that stick in my head in random fashion like ones my John Hall Band, The Monroes, Glen Burtnik, the BoDeans, The Manhattens, The Monkeys, Journey, Kansas, Dovetail Joint, Stabbing Westward, Lit, Michael Penn...I could go on forever. Dare me to!
MoviesAdaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Defending Your Life, Unstrung Heroes, Moulin Rouge, Evil Dead, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, American Splendor, A Few Good Men, Yellow Submarine, Shallow Grave, Bottle Rocket, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Glengarry Glen Ross, Braveheart, She's Having a Baby, Trainspotting, Man on the Moon, In the Company of Men, Office Space, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Best in Show, The Maltese Falcon, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Animal House, Vacation, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and I know I am forgetting about 1000 more. I'll come back and update this list later.
TelevisionDr. Katz, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Prisoner, Columbo, Twin Peaks, Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
BooksOff the top of my head Slaughterhouse Five, Cat's Cradle, Zodiac, Running With Scissors, Maus, Starship Troopers, Salem's Lot, Dune, Saturday Night, Work Is Hell, Naked..I love to read: fiction, biography, nonfiction, historical, horror, humor.
HeroesMost of the names elsewhere in this profile could be considered heroes to me in one way or another. Add to that my father and Heather.

     I Suck (Royally)'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dallas, TX
Body type:5' 8" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:Loser and Freak

   I Suck (Royally)'s Schools
Millburn Sr High
Millburn, NJ
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1983 to 1986

   I Suck (Royally)'s Networking
Film - Composition - Screenwriting
I am a certified movie nut, and a hopeful screenwriter.
Gaming - Administrative - Other
At one time, I was a bigwig in the Diplomacy hobby.
Publishing - Writer - Other
Working towards this dream.



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   I Suck (Royally)'s Blurbs
About me:
I'm 38 years old, trying to build a new future while still stuck in the past in many ways. I would call myself an aspiring writer if I ever actually sat down and WROTE anything...but since I am my own worst critic I find that very hard to accomplish. In the meantime, the one thing I have to be positive about in my universe is the incredible relationship I enjoy with my soulmate and Goddess, Heather. If she doesn't hurry and wise up she'll find herself married to me. I am generally depressed but cover it up with frantic activity whenever possible, doing whatever I can to keep my mind away from the things I don't want to deal with. I suppose you can call me a true old-hasioned romantic, and I am Heather's willing slave and servant for eternity - and I am not ashamed to say so. She is the boss and gets to call all the shots - she rules my world!
Who I'd like to meet:
Oh boy, that's quite a list. Of course I know none of these people would have any interest in meeting me. In fact, I imagine they would find me boring and senseless and a waste of time and energy. But here is a brief list: Albert Brooks, Joe Jackson, Nicholas Cage, David Mamet, Jonathan Katz, Mark Farner, Kurt Vonnegut, Woody Allen, Stephen King, Charlie Kaufman, Spike Jonze, Gordon Keith, Helen Costalas (just to see how she looks now - I had a big crush on her in High School), Diane Keaton, David Lynch, George Carlin, Larry David, Matt Groening, Nicole Kidman, Kate Winslet, Wes Anderson, Ewan McGregor, Alanis Morissette, Patrick McGoohan, Peter Falk, Rob Reiner, the Zodiac Killer (just so we'd know once and for all who he was), the ghost of Frank Zappa, Art Spiegelman, Kevin Smith, Kay Hanley, Elvis Costello, Paul McCartney, Jim Carrey, Paul Giamatti, John Carpenter, Robert Fripp, Martin Gore, Tori Amos, and it just goes on and on...



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I Suck (Royally) has 16 friends.
 ***Prissy*** 


 Doriece 


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Jul 27 2007 3:17 PM

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Each contestant is vying for that lucrative recording contract, and the supreme title of American Idol. Well, what exactly is all the hype about? Historically speaking, the AE winner has had dismal actual album sales compared to the mind-blowing viewer ship of the program. In fact, the runners-up in some cases have actually outsold and out-performed the winner and supposed "fan favorite". One may wonder if the voting system on American Idol could be as flawed as the infamous "butterfly ballot" in the presidential election that caused Al Gore to have a "Mariah Carey type meltdown."

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Doriece





Mar 22 2007 9:01 PM

lmao.. what ever shut up
Lori





Feb 8 2007 8:12 PM








***Prissy***





Dec 29 2006 8:41 PM

She says shutup and stop singing that!!!
***Prissy***





Dec 29 2006 8:35 PM

Heather wants to know why ur ass isnt workin??
***Prissy***





Dec 29 2006 6:56 PM

Oh I did... And for ur information i got the answer i wanted!!
***Prissy***





Dec 29 2006 4:09 PM

We will just have to see about that!!
***Prissy***





Dec 29 2006 3:56 PM

LOL!! wow!! u really are mean... huh??
***Prissy***





Dec 28 2006 9:45 PM

Listen up!!! Just because I will have a different job doesnt mean Heather and I wont be friends!!! In fact we will be better friends cause we wont work together. So we will meet!!!!!
Doriece





Dec 22 2006 8:07 PM


Merry Christmas Myspace Comments
***Prissy***





Dec 22 2006 5:21 PM

OOOOOHH!!! SEXY... I LIKE THAT!
***Prissy***





Dec 22 2006 5:09 PM

MERRY X-MAS!!!!
***Prissy***





Dec 21 2006 8:20 PM

whats up???
***Prissy***





Dec 18 2006 9:28 PM

Yes she did there good.
***Prissy***





Dec 18 2006 7:59 PM

So sorry about the Giants.:(
***Prissy***





Dec 6 2006 8:19 PM

Oh No! U poisoned us! lol!
***Prissy***





Dec 6 2006 7:25 PM

oh yeah! my hair, uhhm i dont know I will have to see if someone can take a pic of me. Maybe Heather will???
***Prissy***





Dec 6 2006 7:20 PM

rrr... them damn Eagles!

Well I hate to tell u but I've already eaten some of YOUR fudge and and a peanutbutter bars... heheheh! And it was Goooood.
***Prissy***





Nov 29 2006 4:17 PM

WOW! You think so?? I don't know about all that. I mean dont get me wrong, I LOVE the Cowboys but 38 to 10????
***Prissy***





Nov 29 2006 2:36 AM

Poor thing... did your NY Giants get beat by the Titans!?!?! Damn thats crazy... who's the loser now!
TURTLE AND TURTLETTE





Nov 23 2006 9:47 AM

Happy Thanksgiving
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***Prissy***





Nov 21 2006 9:17 PM

Well we finally agree on something then.. cause I can not stand Donavan Mcnabb and the Eagles!!!
***Prissy***





Nov 16 2006 7:54 PM

can u please give the receipe to ur seven flavor chicken....
***Prissy***





Nov 14 2006 9:22 PM

Damn it u beat me to the punch!! I guess if I had as much free time as u do to play online I would have said it first!!! Oh well im going to say it anyways... hahahaha ur Giants lost!!!
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