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Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope Comedy For Those Who Have Seen It Through

Male
42 years old
At the Safehouse, Bisbee, AZ
United States



Last Login: 11/10/2009
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BioFrom Articles... "Ask anyone whose opinion matters, and they’ll tell you Doug Stanhope is one of the top ten stand-ups in the world today.

Stanhope’s confrontational stance comes from the rough, blistered underbelly of America’s trailer parks; he’s a feral, aggressive man full fuelled by primal urges to drink, fight and screw ­ and the corrosive material has all the venomous aggression you might expect from that background.

But what underlines it, and makes it so untouchably good, is the passion and conviction with which he holds his intelligent beliefs, informed by sensibilities that might seem alien to such a no-nonsense, pig-headed persona. -Chortle UK

"Stanhope shocks you with the virulence of his lucidity; he shocks you into realising how transparent the confidence trick of western propaganda can be made to seem. What he has in abundance is the charm, don’t-give-a-damn swagger and aggressive intelligence that make for important, exciting comedy." -Guardian, UK

"Some of the sharpest and most biting cultural commentary you’ll see in a comedy club." - St. Louis Post-Dispatch

The Austin Chronicle says, "Let me tell you something, friends. Doug Stanhope is one funny sumbitch. He’s also one of the most twisted individuals I’ve ever met, but that’s part of his charm. He’s one of those comics that doesn’t make shit up. He lives a mad, mad life and what he remembers he reports back to us. He’s been known to bare his soul, and other things, right there on the stage. If you’re easily offended, stay home this week. Watch Matlock or something. But if you like your comedy rough, raw, and rowdy, there’s no one better than Doug Stanhope. Have I made myself clear?"

"Sharp, off color, and howlingly funny" - The San Francisco Chronicle

"Stanhope breaks down the walls of decency. He uses profanity, but nothing he says is meant to shock. Everything he says is designed to make the audience laugh. Stanhope has worked his way to become one of the best comics around" - The Reno Gazette Journal

Websitedougstanhope.com
InfluencesEveryone who’s ever made me laugh at any age. Farts are the only thing that has made me laugh consistently over the entire run. I guess then farts are my major influence.
TV ShowsShowtime Stand-Up Special "No Refunds" "Doug Stanhope:Go Home" BBC 4 "Invasion of the Hidden Cameras" Fox "Comedy Central Presents" Comedy Central "Dennis Miller Show" CNBC "Glass House" Australia "8 Out of 10 Cats" UK "Howard Stern" - shitloads. Shitloads more, I can't remember.
FilmsThe Aristocrats!
AlbumsSicko, Something To Take The Edge Off, Die Laughing, Deadbeat Hero, No Refunds, From Across The Street

    Doug Stanhope's Interests
GeneralStealing from the rich and giving to the stupid. Convincing you to change your mind. Abusing the audience.

Coke once or twice a month to compliment a good story and fair amount of hallucinogens to keep order.

Figuring out how to drop out of society. Thrift stores. The desert, especially the interior of Nevada.

Stray animals. Sitting in bars and complaining about how nobody does anything anymore. A pro-bono dominatrix with a poor choice of wine.

Revolution, prison reform, conspiracy theories and beating incredible odds.

Costa Rica. Love. Wondering how it all got so tragically fucked up.

MusicI hate music. I only steal it off Limewire to shame it.

But if I have to listen to it, I'd go with Counting Crows, Warren Zevon, Tim Curry, Pink Floyd or Neil Diamond. Yes, I like Neil Diamond. Go fuck yourself.

MoviesBrazil, The Ninth Confirguration, Fight Club, Bad Santa, The Fashionistas.,Office Space, The Dark Backward, The Life Aquatic. Requiem for a Dream makes me laugh over and over.

Must See documentaries - Why We Fight, Fog of War, Devil and Daniel Johnston, Paradise Lost, The Staircase.

TelevisionDeadwood. History Channel for sleeping, CNN for rage. South Park and The Simpsons obviously. Trading Spouses without an apology. NFL if I have money on the game and I always have money on the game.
BooksHunter S Thompson, Charles Bukowski. Irvine Welsh. Howard Bloom. Aldous Huxley. Timothy Leary. Jim Goad. Terence Mckenna. Christopher Hitchens. Mostly non-fiction. And I forget everything I read within days.

You Are Being Lied To is probably the most important book I have read. www.disinfo.com

HeroesGreg Chaille, Brian Hennigan, Billy Badd & Colleen Coadic

     Doug Stanhope's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Worcester, Mass
Body type:0' 11"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Monday-Morning Terrorist


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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 11 2009 9:00P
SAN FRANCISCO - Rickshaw Stop SF CA
Nov 13 2009 7:00P
OCEAN BEACH - Winston’s Ocean Beach CA
Nov 14 2009 7:00P
OCEAN BEACH - Winston’s Ocean Beach CA
Nov 19 2009 9:00P
ORLANDO, FL - BackBooth Orlando FL
Nov 20 2009 9:00P
FT LAUDERDALE - Culture Room FTL FL
Nov 21 2009 8:00P
TAMPA FL - Crowbar Tampa FL
Dec 4 2009 9:00P
SCOTTSDALE AZ - Club Mardi Gras Tempe AZ
Dec 5 2009 7:00P
TUCSON - Club Congress Tucson AZ

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   Doug Stanhope's Blurbs
About me:
IF YOU NEED TO GET ME FOR BUSINESS OR OTHER IMPORTANT REASONS - EMAIL DOUG AT DOUGSTANHOPE.COM - I ALWAYS CHECK THIS EVENTUALLY BUT I DONT NECESSARILY RESPOND HERE PROMPTLY.

GET ON MY MAILING LIST AT WWW.DOUGSTANHOPE.COM !

I am a comic, a drunk and lover of losers. Losers have the best stories and all the empathy.

I am old and soft in the middle. Touch my belly. Go ahead, touch it. Squishy like summer dog shit.

The road is my home. Unless I'm at home, where my home is my home and the road is the road. But when I'm on the road, my home is your home unless I'm at the hotel and it's late. Then it's best if you just go home. Or whatever.

I play all over the country and all over the world in a lot of shitholes. Shitholes are my favorite places to be. I might be playing down the street from you right now or next week. Go ahead, look at my calendar.

If you've only seen me on television, you've only seen dogshit. Live shows are the only true freedom of speech left. Get out of the house. Remember, you die at the end and no good stories ever came from your couch or getting up on time for work.

I add all who ask and some that didn't. I join every group that invites me and a lot that would rather not have me. Fuck em. I cant respond to every comment or email, but I do to most and I appreciate them all.

If I've tried adding you and you don't know me, it's because I think you'll get what I do. Most people don't but I've seen what is popular in this country and I'd have to second-guess myself if I were part of it. I don't know why I added you. Maybe it's because you're a drunk, a freak, bi-polar, angry, disillusioned with it all, funny, irrational, impressionable, burdened or simply hot. Who doesn't like hot?

Whatever it was, I ain't trying to bang you. I have enough problems. I have hooker money and my life is still a shambles.

Find my stuff on YouTube. Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn em and share em.

Then come to the show.

More at Doug Stanhope.com


DougStanhope.com

Who I'd like to meet:
Human Oddities. Persons of dubious integrity. All those people you once knew who disappeared into the cracks. Drinkers who don't care when you forget their names. Everyone who has becomed bored with society as we know it.

Quiet geniuses. People whose politics aren't limited to two points of view. Libertarians and Libertines. Fuck-ups who don't apologize for their behavior. Angry bi-trendy girls who say not to add them to your friends list unless you're a chick.

The people who put Jesus and Santa and the law in the same rubbish pail.

Girls I slept with back when I had a fantastic mullet and not a care in the world.

People who don't look that good in real life. Fat men in jumpsuits. Sidewalk queers and the terminally ill.

The handful that get it.

Champions.


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Doug Stanhope's Friends Comments
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CAM

CAM



Nov 12 2009 8:17 PM

Awesome show last night man, it was nice to meet you briefly. Hope to see you again.
David

David Mertz



Nov 12 2009 7:34 AM

Come back to Fargo Fucking North Dakota and play in that long refurnished Bingo Hall. In the Winter People get more introverted than ever here and need comedy and someone to tell us to go get fucked
Mr. Fister & the Kooter Punchers

Mr. Fister & the Kooter Punchers



Nov 12 2009 2:49 AM

Thanks for adding us!

Hail & Cheers!!
~The Fist Force 5
CK

CK



Nov 11 2009 8:17 PM

Rape is an understatement my friend. Go falcons baby!
Ryan Singer

Ryan Singer



Nov 11 2009 8:13 PM

thanks, man - I'll send the love to the GB kids and you should def get your ass back there for a show, it would be great to see you
Ascetic Conveyor

Ascetic Conveyor



Nov 11 2009 7:38 PM

Thanks for the ad...All Love...Ascetic Conveyor.
Mark G

Mark G



Nov 11 2009 6:57 PM

D.S.

You were great on O&A last week. You should do more phoners and stop by the studio much more often. Keep it real... real funky.
Jim

Jim



Nov 11 2009 5:11 AM

Doug... hurry the fuck up and get back to seattle to do a show already.. god dam..
Fantasy

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Nov 11 2009 3:54 AM

JUST WANNA SAY HI & HOPE UR OK......... THANK U 4 THE ADD!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A GREAT ROCKIN WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUGSSSSSSSSSSS KISSSSSSSSSSSES ALL MY LOVE 2 YA!!!!!!!!!! LOVE FANTASY
Kimberly Lola

Kimberly Lola



Nov 11 2009 3:00 AM

Thanks for the add. Keep in touch!
Irving

Irving



Nov 11 2009 12:30 AM

I thought you'd find this interesting, or at least pretty gross:

http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/11/08/woman-says-my-vagina-fell-out.htm
Chris Michael

Chris Michael



Nov 10 2009 8:15 PM

Thank you for all of you support!!!!...I hope that all is going good with you!!!
Candice

Candice



Nov 10 2009 5:44 PM

just got my tickets for your orlando show. 3rd time, can't wait!
Kevin Rowe

Kevin Rowe



Nov 10 2009 9:22 AM

hey, just stopping by to say hi. I've got a new single up on my page at the moment. If you get a minute, I'd love to kow what you think. Thanks and catch you soon! Kevin
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Nov 10 2009 6:25 AM

Goonies never say die
chickie

chickie



Nov 9 2009 5:53 PM

get ur ass back to austin tx
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Nov 9 2009 4:45 PM

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Codee Rice



Nov 9 2009 1:21 AM

heard doug.. fuck dallas!!
PHILIGULLA

Philip Wirch



Nov 8 2009 6:46 PM

stanhope, you were great the other night sorry i made an ass outta myself... hope you can find it in that festering heart to forgive me.... the drunk asshole from NY..
BigRed

BigRed



Nov 8 2009 12:39 PM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/3274645.html?b=4&w=46
Pat MacDonald

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Nov 8 2009 4:40 AM

Hey,
Please vote for my video for the Russell Peters contest at the link below. My video is called "BFF", 6TH PAGE, 3RD FROM THE LEFT
Thanks,
Pat
http://russellpetersbff.com/Play.aspx?vid=fe7d2a77-e1da-4133-a9ff-886da1949389&pageIndex=5&s=
Natstastic!

Natstastic!



Nov 6 2009 3:37 PM

hell yeah, come to FL!
Moonloop Records

Moonloop Records



Nov 6 2009 2:25 PM

Hi there!

:: TIMEGATE 2010 :: V/A is going to be released on the 11th of December, distributed by www.arabesque.co.uk



More info & exclusive four minutes previews of tracks by TRISTAN, LIFTSHIFT, ELECTRYPNOSE & SOLAR SPECTRUM on http://www.myspace.com/moonlooprecords , the label's myspace.

:: Tracklist::


Aes Dana « anthracite »

Electrypnose « bleu & pourpre »

Liftshift « grey aera »

Ajja « sidewinder »

Aslak « present time »

Electrypnose « ratatouille ib_rmx »

Tristan « face to face »

Solar Spectrum « center of the universe »

D_Root « root alien game »

Mercury Fall « slow-motion liquefaction »


Thank you very much and hope you'll enjoy this :)


Ain't Life Grand?

Steve Leck



Nov 6 2009 5:32 AM

hey doug.. i live in a god damn shithole! come to the midwest some time. i'm sure they'd love to hear some god damn truth for once!
Kevin Sparks

Kevin Sparks



Nov 6 2009 12:14 AM

Your name got dropped on sports radio today. The station was KNBR 680 out here in San Francisco on the Razor and Mr T show, a.k.a Ralph Barbieri and Tom Tolbert.

A caller called in and asked them if they knew who Doug Stanhope was and they said they went to one of your shows and loved your stuff. The caller then mentioned your material on the Yankees and it got a good laugh.

Anyways, I don't know if you care, but I thought it was cool that your stand up gets the recognition it deserves. Have a good one.
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