I am a comic, a drunk and lover of losers. Losers have the best stories and all the empathy.
I am old and soft in the middle. I think I'm the oldest guy on MySpace. Touch my belly. Go ahead, touch it. Squishy like summer dog shit.
I am a road pig, I travel doing stand-up of a cruel and unusual sort, feeding on chaos in a world where adrenaline seems to be a controlled substance.
I play all over the country and all over the world in a lot of shitholes. Shitholes are my favorite places to be. I might be playing down the street from you right now. Check the calendar or my road dates blog.
If you only know me from television, then you aren't familiar with what I do. Television is shit but you take easy money when you can. Live shows are the only true freedom of speech left. Get out of the house. We will only be alive for so long and no good stories ever came from your couch or getting up on time for work.
I add all who ask and some that didn't. I join every group that invites me and a lot that would rather not have me. Fuck em. I cant respond to every comment or email, but I do to most and I appreciate them all.
If I've tried adding you and you don't know me, it's because I think you'll get what I do. Most people don't but I've seen what is popular in this country and I'd have to second-guess myself if I were part of it. I don't know why I added you. Maybe it's because you're a drunk, a freak, bi-polar, angry, disillusioned with it all, funny, irrational, impressionable, burdened or simply hot. Who doesn't like hot?
Whatever it was, I ain't trying to bang you. I have enough problems. I have hooker money and my life is still a shambles.
Find my stuff on YouTube. Steal my stuff off of Limewire and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn em and share em.
Then come to the show.
More at Doug Stanhope.com
