Flmao... and they say men don't remember anniversaries...hahahahah
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
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This Wednesday night we have OVER 30 comedians tryin to get on the mic and perform for you! Also this week we have 4 new comedians plus the funniest most ambitious talent the Valley has to offer! Also, Mike Wirts(Int'l traveling comic , Out of El Paso Texas, and workin the West Coast circuits) Come join us at 9P! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door Call me for Reservations and questions! Aaron (559)760-1798
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711 Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Honest John's return! With John's visit in December last year there still hasn't been a bigger show to date! John had every person in the club leaving, begging for more! Long awaited and massively requested HONEST JOHN returns this weekend @ Thai Palms! From Productions such as Comedy Central, BET Comicview, and multiple movies! He is the only white comic Ive ever known to recieve a standing ovation at "The Apollo"(during his SHOWTIME taping)!! Also 3 more absolutely funny comedians including ANDRE COVINGTON from Fresno's B95 "morning juice crew"! Also giving away free promotional prizes! Get your tix thru me on presale right here for only $10ea. To purchase at the door you will pay $20ea! Show starts at 9p sharp and general seating will fill up quickly. As always we have our great drink specials and Limited Reservations are available! Get your tix ASAP because THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!
Also Checkout our WEEKLY SHOW!! PACKED OUT EVERY WED.! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door Call me for Reservations and questions! Aaron (559)760-1798
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711 Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Honest John's return! With John's visit in December last year there still hasn't been a bigger show to date! John had every person in the club leaving, begging for more! Long awaited and massively requested HONEST JOHN returns this weekend @ Thai Palms! From Productions such as Comedy Central, BET Comicview, and multiple movies! He is the only white comic Ive ever known to recieve a standing ovation at "The Apollo"(during his SHOWTIME taping)!! Also 3 more absolutely funny comedians including ANDRE COVINGTON from Fresno's B95 "morning juice crew"! Also giving away free promotional prizes! Get your tix thru me on presale right here for only $10ea. To purchase at the door you will pay $20ea! Show starts at 9p sharp and general seating will fill up quickly. As always we have our great drink specials and Limited Reservations are available! Get your tix ASAP because THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!
Also Checkout our WEEKLY SHOW!! PACKED OUT EVERY WED.! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door Call me for Reservations and questions! Aaron (559)760-1798