The fat man, Kaptain Krazy, is a talented singer/writer/performer who just don’t give a fuck about much more then his music. His energy on the microphone can only be outdone by his awesome stage presence. Weird and with a beard, his style is harmonious, wild and complimented by his peers. He may be a fat bastard, but he keeps the DRK sounding and performing at their best. Known to his peers as both professional and friendly, Krazy has won the hearts of many artists and fans around him. With a technical background in music and a focused desire to deliver, Krazy is DRK's best bet going.
Sifolis
Rapping and creating for the DRK since its birth, Sifolis is a mastermind behind much of what the DRK is about. His artistic talents are obvious in everything he touches. On the microphone his lyrical style is painfully on point and graphically explicate. His skills in art are second to none and his beats bang like horny inmates in a unisex prison. Gifted and damned in many ways, this strange creature claims he is not human as he continues to dedicate his every waking hour to the DRK by writing, composing, Mask making and creating graphic art for his faction. Sifolis is often hard to handle, but those who have learned to love him, find him to be an irreplaceable value to the DRK movement.
Influences
Hate, pigs, knuckles, faggots, bongs, the letter B, a shitty life, the desire to kill, humor, toilets, hockey masks, facelessness, The Naugatuck River, Midi interfaces, Macs, family, pot heads, FUK, 9-11, Kilrhackzox, sex, violence, the color red, cartoons, B-movies that suck, underaged idiots, overaged retards, middle-aged rage filled morons, videogames that don't suck, the Bible and Jesus, One Spanish Goddess, two turtle doves, 4 rubber gloves, no love, fuzzy wuzz, Krazy beards, Pirates of the high seas, penis (also known as COCK!), fustration, confusion, minimum wages, anger and saddness, Fonzi, Big butts, lions tigers and bears, smoke, G.W Bush, fart jokes, slap happy crappyness, Mom, Dad, your sister, 16 men on a dead man's chest, the bottle, gloom n doom, Dungeons and Dragons, Darth Vader, Physics (Quantum), Hawkin, badgers, bunk beds, beetles, bacteria, AIDs, cancer and dirty socks.
Our newest album "Whorasaur" stands as our 6th Free album. Its our way of reflecting on 07 and contains all the pain and happy-crap we felt and lived in the past year. Like all our albums it stands with its own feel and meaning. We are glad to say its here, and we hope your ears don't puke. Enjoy it or hate it...its all DRK and Faceless. This Free album can be found at www.downriverkillers.com
The downriverkillers
The downriverkillers have been making music together since the summer of 2001 and have self-released five albums thus far. They are known to throw Events where a lot of people show up wearing masks and having the best fucking time possible while you sit at home with your stupid thumb up your ass wishing you had something to do with your night. One guy is named “Kaptain Krazlin Mcgee” and the other one is called “Sifolis”. Together these masked artists travel the land laughing louder and longer then the richest assholes alive as they record, release and perform their unique style of music from the poorest of living conditions. You can learn more at www.downriverkillers.com
The Masks
The DRK is more then music and stage performance. DRK is known to travel with a large group of dedicated artists, zealots and wack-jobs who wear masks in the face of a world that is both ugly and cold. The Faceless are growing in numbers and these days there are far too many of them to ignore. Those among us are very talented and many of them are decorated performers, craftsmen and explorers. The world has offered us nothing to satisfy our needs and wants, the DRK stands together as a banded brotherhood of recluse minds who hail each other as saviors. The Faceless are here, and we will not stop producing our arts in the face of a whorish media. With integrity and intensity unseen in any other gathering of like-minded fools, the DRK has more fun then anyone you know. They gather and commune within the sacred halls that have come to welcome them. The DRK loves nothing more then the family they have obtained. The Faceless ones are what separate DRK from normal acts within the media and assure them historical value as the creators of a new culture. Without them, the DRK would be nothing. Those wearing Masks have adopted a code of ethics and conduct of their own creation, a culture of their own. Check out many of the Masks at www.downriverkillers.com
The Music
DRK music is totally free. There is no cash or currency needed to locate or enjoy our music. Since day one we have had the unique vision that all music should be freely given to the fans who bump it. We still think that way as we continue to release our music to our loyal fans who show us love by willingly removing their faces in public.
DRK music is not a rip off version of some other music. It is not a related genre to any kind of music you know. This is not gangsta, crunk, horrorcore or folk. This is our music born out of self made ritual and Faceless Dogma. DRK is not your T.V’s bullshit, and it sure isn’t the crap you buy at the mall.Find our Albums for FREE at www.downriverkillers.com
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i just for the first time read the DRK "influences". that was more than likely the greatest list i've ever polluted my brain with. thank you sif & kraz, THANK YOU.
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I was listening to a rapper called Atmosphere and he reminded me of that song called "my past". just thought id let you know cause that rapper is sick.
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