My name is Dini, pronounced:
Dean-e.
I currently call South Africa home,
but am in the process of relocating to greener pastures.
And no, by "greener pastures" I do not mean a farm! Why "greener pastures"?, I
hear you ask...because I like green...so there!
I've been to the UK (Wales, Scotland, Ireland), Canada (might as well be the US
if you ask me!),
Egypt, Israel, Turkey, Greece, Netherlands, France, Australia and Mauritius.
Of them all, I like Australia... so I'm going there.. don't try and change my
mind!
Update: So like yeah!, we made it! I'm
in Australia! Good on me mate! We had a Baaaarbie In the Paaaark!I don't get
what all the fuss is a about though. It takes like plastic. We'll try Ken and
get back to you. You get it? Ha, ha? Barbie...Ken? You guys are slow. Good Day
Mate!
While not playing Grand Theft Auto ( III, VC, SA, LCS - Yes, all of them. Yes,
at the same time. Yes I do have a life. Yes, my wife hates me).
I am an IT Systems Administrator. Err...what do you do?. Yup, sometimes I wonder
myself, with the things I am
asked to do. Essentially I am a Computer Jack-of-All Trades. I build PC's, I do
graphics, I create Websites,
I administer LAN's and WAN's, I build networks, blah, blah, blah...Jack-Of-All
Trades, Master of none.
No I don't know everything...but, I am very good at pretending to know
everything. My Motto: Never show a user your fear...it's contagious and most of them are
already scared. Why is my site so bland then? Not sure about Myspace yet...not
going to invest effort until I'm sure and I am too busy playing Grand Theft Auto
anyway. Besides, I am a firm believer
of the K.I.S.S principle, better know as Keep It Simple Stupid.
Update: Yes, well
now obviously I've
invested sometime here now...then...erm...so move along then! Still keeping it
relatively Simple though...stupid!
I luuuuurv games (PC, PS2, PSP), movies, technology, knowledge, travel and
anything that can tickle the brain for more than a passing moment. Games tickle
my brain something fierce...
Peeve1: The E-Ring (It's stinks something awful. I really wish
Dennis Hopper hadn't taken the role. He was sooo ultra-cool before this.
Peeve2: People who go through life being clueless about the world. People who
are happy to be born, live and then die in the same place...
Peeve Update: Having now been on MySpace for a few weeks now I am a bit wiser to how
things work and my Peeves now include the tremendous number of Poser's around.
Peeve Update: Oh boy and the drama is worse then Days of Our
Lives...erm...not that I watch it...no I don't...you want to take this outside?
I am here to share and discuss ideas with whomever has the time or inclination.
Here for Update: Considering all the general shittyness (for want of a better
word) in the world I now realize that I am here to share humour with others to
help me forget about the shitty state of the world. Have something to say that
you think is funny, say it here. I WILL try my utmost not to take anything
personally. BE WARNED...I may resort to toilet humour. BE WARNED...I tend to
ramble. Am I rambling now? No really, am I? Since no one is bothered to answer,
I'll carry on then, shall I? Am I rambling....oh I see I already said that...um...let's move on then.
The idea that there are billions of stars in the heavens and each star
represents a
sun, and each sun potentially has as many planets as our own does...
Wow
Update: I'm really impressed by the fact that you can make actual
real-life friends here on myspace. And, they actually care if you're around or
not...(sob)...(sniff)... Yeah, there's a lot of dust in the air today...my eyes
are watering. There is too dust in the air!!!
That despite the above nobody has yet read or commented on my blog....
Bummer Update: I realize that what with your busy lives, you don't have time to
read my blog (still no comments). But, despite you selfish bastards...I will
continue posting them, as soon as I get time....playing GTA, just have to finish
this one last level.
Anti-Bummer Update: There Be Comments on My Mutha-Fucking Blog Dudes!
I'd like to thank my mom and pop and everyone who really pretended to care...and everyone else who had anything to
do....oh yes and "Myspace Tom", here's looking at you...we did it baby...(Sob!)
Real-Bummer Update: I had a myspace acount and lot's of friends
(lots!!!), I had lot's of blog comments too (lot's!!!). Then, some dickwads
named Kevin and Lewis hacked in to my account and left malicious java-script all
over my page. Tom spoke to me in a BIG VOICE that he didn't like Java. I was
forced to demolish my profile and redo it. This barren wasteland you now
see was the phoenix rising from the ashes of my destroyed life here on myspace.
Only time will tell if I will have the patience to rebuild it. Sigh!, I miss my
kudo's.
