About me: I'm a reformed frat boy that's sick of the frat/sorority scene. I need something new. It seems that girls only go for skinny boys in tight pants these days, and that I'm in need of a makeover. Maybe someone can help me so I don't have to sit her brooding by myself. Alas, nobody wants a beefcake anymore. And apparently I'm not the only person feeling this way. Maybe this video I found will explain my situation in NYC more clearly...
Who I'd like to meet: I finally got up and caught up. I severed all my ties with the "Greek" and even burned some bridges along the way. I'm in need of new friends and people that can help me out. Maybe I need to meet that "Alexis" chic in the above video.
LMAO HEY BOO I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD SAY THAT I THINK GUYS WHO ARE THINNER THAN ME NEED TO EAT MORE AND IM FROM BROOKLYN NEW YORK AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE CONSIDERED "HIP" ARE NOTHIN BUT SAD MALNOURISHED GOTHIC WANNABES. IM PUERTO RICAN AND I HAVE YET TO SEE A GROWN MAN WHO WEIGHS 100 POUNDS WEARING SKINNY JEANS THATS FUCKIN GROSS LOL