Filth and Fire

Nutjob performance freak:
Multiple personality having, fire chomping, self mutilating, strip teasing, stilt walking, fish brandishing, fireball spitting, fetishist entertaining, nail hammering, PVC wearing, glass eating bonafied circus freak with stupid shoes and great legs.


I currently perform;
Angle grinder spark shows
Fire eating
Fire breathing
Body burning (fakir)
Various flame manipulations - tongue transfers and more
Twisted, 10ft tall demon stilt walking characters
Sideshow freak stunts - human blockhead and more
Fire dancing with fire fingers and fire fans
Fetish performance
Gore performance
Alternative strip shows
Cage/podium dancing

I am very proficient and skilled with fire. Watch in wonder as I perform intricate flame transfers from my tongue, skin, fingertips and from each flaming torch to another, wince as I leave trails of flame across my bare flesh and jump out of your skin as I send huge plumes of booming fire into the air from my mouth! Fire is a very impressive medium to ensure your audience is wowed. Full on fuel-soaked mayhem, always delivered with my trademark attitude and cheeky grin.

Stilt walking characters are now fully available for interactive performance - if you're looking to create a carnival atmosphere as your guests arrive, or during your event to provide walkabout entertainment and comic relief - the attack of the 10ft terrors is definitely a plan! We have giant, angry 10ft transsexual brides who just want to be loved, nervous mental patients who don't know whether to hug the audience or run from them, and a witch doctor who will try his damned hardest to turn your crowd into dung beetles... and hopefully fail. Stilt walkers are great for all kinds of events, they're scary, funny, a spectacle from afar and an out and out pain in the arse all rolled into one! We go all out and block doorways, disrupt dancefloors, ambush people as they come through doorways, interview people for edibility, insist people walk through our legs to get to the loo and generally cause mischief. We only use traditional circus peg stilts, which allow us the ease of movement that other types of stilt do not - we can walk, run, dance, hop, spin and more - but it does mean we have to bring a spotter with us to help us avoid wet patches! Stilt walkers are available alone, or in pairs.

As a fetish performer I am truly unique - I have never witnessed another man performing the way I do. I'm a huge fan of many male performers but they do tend to go for the humour - Charlie Chaplinesque physical comedy and ironic stripping to go for the laughs. This isn't me! These shows are very adult, it's a good idea to contact me to inquire further if you're interested in some downright rudery for your event!

My gore shows are very subversive, shocking, dirty and violent. It's not for the weak stomach! I've caused walkouts at fetish events by simulating extreme genital mutilation on myself, thrown up on my bored housewife while we mutilate our newborn, received complaints and gutteral gasps, sent shards of glass exploding all over the stage before eating the remainder only to vomit blood and throwing removed appendages into the crowd. My gore shows are always laced with sharp wit, depraved humour and out and out unsettling imagery. You WILL be talking about my performance for years, I guarantee it!

I come with full public liability insurance covering fire, heat and sparks. I'll happily present my documents on request!

Previous clients have said some very nice things about me! Here are a few examples:

"Dan is super keen and reliable, his acts are inventive and he's the only attractive male fetish performer I've seen!" - Missy, Club AntiChrist

"Dan is a highly professional, eager and consumate performer. He adds sparkle to any occassion and gives a real sense of theatrics to any show he ordanes to set alight." - Lee Being of The PrOblem BEiNG

So if I've caught your interest for an event, be it a club night, a gig for your band, a wedding, a birthday party - any event you've got - please do contact me! I will travel anywhere in the country (not internationally currently) so get in touch!

Thanks -
DPH