Your Dear and Fluffy Lord (AKA Monkey)
Lyssa Monkey
Lyssa Monkey I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary.

Female
23 years old
lake dallas, Texas
United States



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    Your Dear and Fluffy Lord (AKA Monkey)'s Interests
GeneralPirates, Theater, RenFaires, Dogs, Theology/philosophy, history, martial arts, Paintball, four-wheelers, stage combat, yadda yadda yadda. pretty much anything that gets my heart rushin...
Musicthere are far too many bands and artist i love to mention,but i'll mention a few. Peggy Lee, Nightwish, Flogging molly, The Gobos, White stripes,Caroline's spine, Aerosmith, Sammy Hagar, Bon Jovi,and so on. and anything Celtic, Euro techno, 80's, classic country and Classic Rock (mainly hair bands) it really depends on my mood. lately its been broadway musicals. heh go figg
MoviesI am a Huge movie buff, although i lean more towards classic movies like Charade, the Marx bros films, and Bringing up baby. i do know my way around more contemporary movies. i'll watch anything that grabs my interest. ...come to think about it...i'll pretty much watch a movie that doesnt.i also appreciate the b-movies (horror and sci-fi) too. thanks to MST3K. i have learned to love the cheese factor.
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Booksi go for anything that makes me think and brings out my imagination. anything to do with sword fighting or dragons count me there. as long as it is well written. on of my fav books is The Princess Bride.(so much better than the movie, which i adore btw) a wrinkle in time is another one of my faves. i'm currently going thru the "Willow/Dragon Dawn" series
HeroesEddie Izzard, Danny Kaye, Red Skelton, Groucho Marx, Mel Brooks, Phylis Diller, Vincent Price, Kevin Smith...I KNOW!!! it looks like i'm just naming off comedians and actors but anyone who can make people laugh and or think does more towards humanity and Sanity than you know....also George Bernard Shaw (playwrite), and of course Drama Daddy!

     Your Dear and Fluffy Lord (AKA Monkey)'s Details
Status:Engaged
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Tahlequah
Body type:5' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:Native American
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Some college
Occupation:Pirate/Dog trainer
Income:Less than $30,000

   Your Dear and Fluffy Lord (AKA Monkey)'s Schools
Haskell Indian Nations University
Lawrence,Kansas
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Theater
Minor: Elementary Ed
 

2005 to 2006
Tahlequah Hs
Tahlequah,Oklahoma
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama Club Band
 

2001 to 2005

   Your Dear and Fluffy Lord (AKA Monkey)'s Networking
Theatre - Drama - Acting
I am an 18 irish/native american/chinese actress/techn. i have been in 4years of Theater and, 2 years of Tech Theater in HS. the Dragon Attack Stunt-Show in the 2004 OKRF, in muskogee,OK. my goal in life is to have some sort of career in Theater.
Theatre - Technical - Other
I have done tech work in HS for two years and Helped to build a stunt stage. I was trained in many areas of Tech. I have staged managed, ran lights, ran sound, been a part of backstage crew many of times. ran curtins, you name it, i've done it

   Your Dear and Fluffy Lord (AKA Monkey)'s Companies
Bilge Pumps
any place where we can get a gig., see above...see a movie...i dont care US
Ship's monkey
i sell cds...where does that fall under?

2004-now
Taco Bell
Lawrence , ks US
uhhh...they call me the indian taco monkey...does
fry-bread division

Nov '05- May 06
petsmart
denton, tx US
Assistant groomer...aka Bather
grooming

07/01/06-05/21/07
Petsmart
Flowermound, tx US
Petcare Specialist
Pethotel

5/21/07-12/08/08
Animal Medical Center of Highland Village
Highland Village, tx US
Vet Assistant, Receptionist, Kennel help

09-22-08



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   Your Dear and Fluffy Lord (AKA Monkey)'s Blurbs
About me:
About me...Well thats a difficult question...I'm not really sure who I am. Let's see, I'm definitly not a teapot, or an apple, nor very rich and not a fish. I'm just this slightly odd girl who just tries to get thru day by day while making commentaries, and giggling at the small things in life that i find amusing...YAPPLE DAPPLE
Name:Some call me...Lyssa! DUN DUN duhuhuhuhuhun
Birthdate:11/23/86 That was a good year
Birthplace:Lancaster Cali-baby
Current Location:Lake dallas Tx
Eye Color:hazel
Hair Color:a dark red and black highlights
Height:5'2 i think
Weight:not my comfy zone at the moment
Piercings:only in my ears, yup im boring
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:boyfriend
SweetOf course I am ^_^
FAVORITES
Food:hmmm thats a toss up...Mushrooms or Strawberries..not together silly
Candy:Sees Lemon Truffles
Number:17 and 42
Color:Blue
Animal:Gretel
Drink:coke when my kidneys arent trying to kill me, sweet tea when they are
Body Part on Opposite sex:who's asking????
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:I'd have to go with Mickey D's
Strawberry or Watermelon:Strawberry DUH
Hot tea or Ice tea:depends if i'm cold or eating chinese
&..39;Chocolate or Vanilla'Carmel
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:HOT coco with a peppermint stick
Kiss or Hug:Kisses from my guy, hugs from everyone else
Dog or Cat:Dogs totally
Summer or Winter:Summer, Winter is frickin cold!!! are you crazy?
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:Thats a toss up...how bout scary movies that are funny!
Love or Money:like a sap....love
YOUR...
Bedtime:about 10...i'm gettin old
Most Missed Memory:when i ruled over the universe....Sigh
Best phyiscal feature:I say eyes, mike says butt
First Thought Waking Up:damn alarm clock
Goal for this year:to get my dog training dept up and going
Best Friends:my Michelle and Minion Momma
Fears:jesus freaks and morbidly obease people
Longest relationship:Mike, over a year now
HAVE YOU...
Ever been Drunk:fuck yeah
Ever beaten someone up:fuck yeah...love you quetta
Ever Skinny Dipped:nope... i've seen jaws
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:are you saying mike is a girl?
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color:i like blue or green
Favorite Hair Color:red on girls, brown or blonde for guys
Short or Long:depends on the person
Height:5'6 is good
Style:comfortable
Looks or Personality:charming and silly, with a good helping of brains
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past:about 3
What country do you want to Visit:all over the UK
How do you want to Die:doing something exciting
Do you like Thunderstorms:with classical music
Get along with your Parents:yup yup yup
Health Freak:freak yes, about my health, well i dont want to be fat
Believe in Yourself:I'm god, so i better be or else i'd be a heritic
Want to go to College:yes, i'm a theater major with out a college
Shower Daily:sometimes twice
Been in Love:Ahh David Tennant....and Billy Boyd
Do you Sing:yes, wither people like to listen, i dont care
Want to get Married:In vagas
Do you want Children:ehhh
Have your future kids names planned out:naming them after the 7 deadly sins
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:oops! where the hell did that get to?
Hate anyone:a few people, i'm no saint


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Who I'd like to meet:
someone who is cooler than me, prolly Eddie Izzard ;p Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
85%
Superman
80%
Catwoman
80%
Iron Man
70%
Robin
65%
Hulk
65%
Wonder Woman
60%
The Flash
55%
Green Lantern
50%
Supergirl
45%
Batman
25%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Your Dear and Fluffy Lord (AKA Monkey)'s Friends Comments
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Mizz Bethany x_x

Mizz Bethany x_x



Nov 6 2009 6:16 PM

HAHA yes baby's heads explode when they are dropped. i never checked to see if that sign was still there
Scott

Scott Williamson



Jul 29 2009 2:07 AM

Nice hat! I'd insert a wolf whistle... if it wasn't so completely inappropriate! :)

(What can I say, I like hats)
~*: Hoshi :*~

~*: Hoshi :*~



Jul 14 2009 10:08 PM

READ FASTER!! LOL
Lolo

Lolo



Jul 6 2009 11:02 AM

Congrats on the upcoming nups! I highly recomment the married life.
Mizz Bethany x_x

Mizz Bethany x_x



Jun 24 2009 6:06 PM

i thought about that but she said if i got the low sugar gatorade it would be ok so i already had that. i really was worried she is my furry big eared little child haha
tarah

tarah



Jun 14 2009 2:20 PM

woot!
[.$ bust it baby $.]

Bonnie Koster



Jun 7 2009 10:12 AM

omg, heck yes I wanna be friends with the monkey girl! I haven't heard or seen you since school! :) im in the navy now, going to a-school down here in charleston, learning all about some nuclear power. didn't go back to haskell cause they didn't want me anymore. :P the years between then and now were just wasted, and they don't matter anymore. I missed talking to you and everybody from those golden days!

stay in touch with me! that's a direct order... and you're a pirate... kind of a huge contradiction. :P
사라サラ♫ Nekosama*Kitsune*Tsarina*Angel ♫サラ사라

Sarah DeRosier



Jun 2 2009 10:50 PM

thanks for the wonderful advise sweety I just sent Robert a mail on here.
I know it might be reaching some but i would love to see if this can go somewhere I would love to finally be with someone again. I miss having that type of relationship with people.
Fyrestorm

Fyrestorm



May 21 2009 12:27 PM

the new mr. confident!!

Brad Bustance



May 6 2009 1:47 AM

whats wrong now my love?
the new mr. confident!!

Brad Bustance



Apr 20 2009 5:27 PM

hello bitch! brad got a job!!! yay! oh and read my blog.....sehr interresante! i miss you!
tink =)
Jenn

Jennifer Leep



Apr 14 2009 2:58 PM

hey!! Soooo is all this I hear about an engagement true?!!? So when were you going to let your family know?!!? LOL when is the big day? Hows things going?
[t] [A] [R] [a] [♥]

Tara Lowery



Apr 12 2009 2:40 PM

congrats [:

im happy for you two!!!! [: [:
Celie

Celie



Apr 7 2009 5:17 PM

It was really great seeing you this last weekend. Tell Mike not to worry... I've already ordered the white trash bags, reserved McDonald's, working on the ketchup baquets and designing the rum, whiskey and tequilla faucet tiers for the cake. Oh, and instead of water for the slip 'n slide, I've ordered a couple of barrels of Vegatable oil instead.
LOL
x_x

x_x



Mar 27 2009 1:16 PM

this is a true statement.

ps.
HAI! <3s
ᏧᎧᏅᏍᏕᎾ - Mr. Shade

Bryan Shade



Mar 15 2009 1:54 PM

HEY YOU!

How are things going? When ya comin home? You do have people here that miss having you around, ya know?
Dez

Desiree Wilson



Mar 13 2009 12:20 AM

Well well, I see you still havent given up on being " RULER OF THE WORLD!!" lol How have you been?
Carrie Alexandria Moore

Carrie Moore



Mar 5 2009 11:56 PM

Hey there! Long time no see.
How are you?
Terrie & Craig

Terrie Craig Lutke



Feb 23 2009 7:55 PM

and it's big & beautiful, baby!
Dave

Dave



Feb 4 2009 10:33 PM

Yes...yes I am.
And I'm gettin' better at it all the time!
tarah

tarah



Jan 4 2009 3:44 AM

happy new year! <3
...dodie...

...dodie...



Dec 31 2008 2:32 PM

Just thought I'd stop by and say Hello, how are you, and wish you a very happy New Year.
hugs
Celie

Celie



Nov 21 2008 8:46 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 22ND BIRTHDAY MONKEY! Hope you get all you wish for. (sorry, no cake this year.
lol)
Daddy baggy pants

Daddy baggy pants



Nov 22 2008 11:21 PM

Hey there Monkey,
Just wanted to say Happy Birthday and I hope all is going well for you.
Peace
the new mr. confident!!

Brad Bustance



Nov 27 2008 1:14 AM

Hey fag nuts! I see ur computer is working now! Excellent! Well happy whitemankillindian day! Love u lyssa!
Court
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