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Dr. Balls
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If you ain't down with Antarctica then you're a fucking joke nigga!
Male
72 years old
Antarctica City
Antarctica
Last Login: 2/25/2007
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Dr. Balls's Interests
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| General | Chillin' in my totally vibe Fortress Of Solitude, checking out milfs, going the extra mile | | Music | Give me some good dick sucking music any day of the week! | | Movies | I like all movies as long as they have milfs in them! I also like plant porn, preferably MPP threesomes (male + 2 plants)! | | Television | I don't think I've ever even seen one of these! | | Books | I only read books that I have written because only they contain the necessary ingredients to bring the sauce into your life with no questions? | | Heroes | Haliburton, Jesus, people with bird faces, and Hydrexacon Livedjanarsonsky |
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Dr. Balls's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Serious Relationships | | Hometown: | Antarctica City | | Body type: | 0' 1" | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Occupation: | Ballsologist | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Dr. Balls's Companies
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The Sack Institute
Antarctica City, AQ
Doctor of Ballsology
Ballsological Studies
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1981 - 2005
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Jail
AQ
Living the hard life baby!
You wouldn't understand!
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3/29/2006 - 9/27/2006
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Attention fake hot chick profiles!
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Jail in the face! Part 1 redux!
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About me:
Dr. Balls has just been through some killer shit! You crazy white emo boys won't believe your Maybelline eyes! But the short of it is that I used to write the most popular web site ever known as The Dr. Balls Underground Music Review and it was so ripe with raping pleasure to the senses that I was forced to make me metaphorically suck my own dick and stop posting to it because I was all like in fucking jail and shit! I know how cliched that sounds but it's the fucking truth! But I'm back baby! And the end of the world is right behind me! I know you can smell it! You know how you secretly like the smell of your crotch? That's what the end of the world is like!
NEW Dr. Balls Yo Mama Jokes For You To Jerk Off To?
Your mama is so black that people in Africa make her their slave!
Your mama is so ugly that I thought I was giving her anal when she was really giving me a bj!
Your mama is so ugly that back in Africa she was raped by an ape! Then you were born!
Your mama is so ugly that not even Jesus loves her!
Your mama is so stupid that the rest of the world wants her dead!
Your mama is so fat that not even black men like her!
Your mama is so poor that even Bono fucking hates her!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who still speaks in the Indegian tongue Horshemi or its subordinate dialects Tuunigi and Apratar
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