Here I will write random articles featuring crazy things. You'll just have to see because there is no telling how long an article will be poster or how many at one time an article will be posted. Could be a day, a week, whatever. You could even find jokes here too. Whether you laugh or not is up to you (and me too I guess.) I will give credit to who I got them from. Send me some if you want and I just might post them here and give you credit. Let's have some fun people.
I'll start the jokes with my own brand. Please note that sometimes I have to mis-spell the words because some of my jokes are designed by how you say them as opposed to how you read them. You'll see.
What is the opposite of nunchucks?
Some chucks - me
Who is the only celebrity always dancin'?
Ted Dansen - me
Jack and Jill went up the hill because they lived in a valley. - me
I often wanted to have my own watch company. I have the perfect name for it...Sask. That way, I can show people my Sask watch. (Sasquatch. Bigfoot. Get it?) - me
Alas, you can also check out other musicians who have touched and inspired me in one way or another right here.
MUSIC SPOTLIGHT
In this edition of the Music Spotlight I present to you Highway Freeway
. Ross is a humble and very thankful talented musician from La Capitola, California. The song you playing on this page is called Lazy Eyes.
I think his music really gives you the "road trip" feeling. The quality is pretty good too. I really wanted to go somewhere when I heard his music. So I siphoned the neighbor's gas and went to White Castle. Then, after getting a stomach ache I went to jail. It was fun. Just kidding. None of that happened. I did want to slap something though. His music is that energetic.
Ross spent a whopping three years pouring passion and energy into a ten song album called For Every After, an Indie project well worth the effort. I ask you to please check Highway Freeway today and see if you want to race a train in bare feet like I did. You can even purchase the album or individual tracks on his site at http://www.myspace.com/highwayfreeway. If you feel like leaving him a message or comment let him know that Daniel sent ya!
Are you a cool a** musician that you think I'd enjoy? Seriously? You mean it? Then why don't I know about you? (maybe I do) If you want featured and some free exposure send me a message with the subject "I WANT TO BE FEATURED IN YOUR MUSIC SPOTLIGHT". I'll give you a listen and tell you honestly if I like it or not. The only catch is, I have to like it. Or like you as a person. Shouldn't be that hard. So what are you waiting for? I still have room in my INBOX. Get to it brother (or sister!)
Here are some other cool musiciains I've met in one form or another that I thoroughly enjoy.
Billy Mallery, legendary composer who has had a major hand in many projects such asHalo 2, the video game, and worked with directors David Fincher, Michael Bay, Janusz Kaminski, David LaChapelle, Mark Pellington, Joe Pytka and Zack Snyder. Check him out at
www.malleryscores.com
If you like Billy Mallery and Enya, even Enigma, check out the dashing Catya Maré. Her lovely violin and soothing sounds make you swear a movie is playing in your mind. Check out the legend for yourself at www.catyamaremusic.com;
Movies
Here you can find several talents including some silly, ridiculous comedy skits I've filmed and movies I've starred in that I am allowed to put on here.
This comedy skit, Serial Dough Killer, was done by me and Louisville's hip/hop artist Trajik,who I can tell you is really Josh Slaughter, my cousin. It is about a pair of originally created dough buddies who find out a serial dough killer is on the loose. It's a silent comic strip just crazy enough to enjoy.
Television
Soon to come in this section will be shows I found that I'd like for you to check out. These people have to give me permission to put them on here or you won't see them. Part of me keeping things real for everyone. Enjoy!
Books
Here you can find other titles I have had published as well as some not yet available to the public
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(a spooky, short ghost story starring the very unique paranormal investigator McAllister team with reviews by popular magician/mentalist Joe Riggs and some actual Paranormal Investigator teams. This site is also chalk full of paranormal related things, even a weekly article presenting people related to the paranormal field. The Paranormal Spotlight is booked for months to come. Check out some cool teams today and join a ghost hunt while you're at it.
www.justmybest.com search for Just Our Best Short Stories 2005 to find the author's short story mystery Poster Girl about an overweight boy missing in a fire who confides his last days in a poster on his wall. Plenty of other variety in short stories by many other fine authors await as well. Tell Janet Sue I sent you :)
The rare Dream Shade: Suit of Aragon: Kane's Quest.
Do a search for www.geocities.com/dreamshadebook to see the rare published novel which is the third book in the Dream Shade series. (A rewrite is in the works.) It was to be a stand alone story about when Kane was grown up and finally wields the powerful supernatural suit of armor. However, due to popular demand an entire four novel series is expected to be done.
AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT
Guess who I have in store for you in this edition of the AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT ? Historical fiction writer Lynny Prince. Nice ring to the name huh? Her latest novel, Scattered Leaves: The Legend of Ghost Killer will have you thinking "whoah, that was one hell of a ride!" Maybe not, but it did me. In fact, it did a complete 180 during the middle and I never saw it coming. So, do you want to know what it's about? I'm going to tell you.
Scattered Leaves: The Legend of Ghost Killer is a fictional tale about the historic Great Sioux Uprising in 1862. In Minnesota on December 29th of that year 38 full blooded and mixed blood Sioux Indians were hanged. Why? Various crimes against white settlers. Crimes? yest, crimes related to the unjust and unfair actions that the government was doing instead of honoring the treaties. The hangings are known as the largest mass execution in United States History. Unless you count natural disasters. Just kidding. Natural disasters really can't be compared to mass hangings just like batteries can't really be compared to a hamster running on a wheel.
The story itself takes place in the town of Moccasin Flats. It is about a curse that has haunted the citizens of the town for over 140 years, a curse called from the gallows the day that horrible execution occured.
Kyle is the main character in the story, a 7th generation Ghost killer whose ancestor was hanged on that fateful day. HIs fate was to save his people and that began quite a journey! He returns after a long absence to find out that he was accused of the latest grizzly murders in that small town. How's that for a welcome home present? Oh, it comes with a tasteless cake too because his childhood sweetheart has a vengeful vendetta for him. Let me quote the author herself...
"The time has arrived for Kyle to face the dreaded curse head on, which pits him against dark forces. It’s a fierce battle between good and evil; which will win?
Can the help of his uncle and a seasoned police officer save Ghostkiller from the hangman’s noose and forever alter history for all Plains Indians?
Suppose you want to know more about the author (and I hope you do.) Check more out about her and her full blooded Indian husband at http://www.lynnyprince.com. You'll find other cool things including their organization Red Road Awareness where they raise money for many unfortunate victims of troubled times. When you check her out, tell her Daniel sent ya!
Yes, yes you too can be in the AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT if you have something related. All you have to do is send me a message with the subject I WANT TO BE FEATURED IN YOUR AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT and I'll do it. Well, I'll take a look at what you have to see if it relates. If I have time, I'll read and give it a review too. Either way, it's worth a shot, right? So what are you waiting for? Make like a pair of glasses and see to it! (I just made that joke up. How corny was that?)
Heroes
Here are a list of people well known and not well known that have inspired me in one way or another from many different genres of entertainment
Lynny Prince author of Scattered Leaves: The Legend of Ghost Killer, a historical thriller about the Great Sioux Uprising of 1862
see it at
www.lynnyprince.com
www.magicofjoeriggs.com
A hearty look at master magician/mentalist/professional ghost photographer, Joe Riggs who will have you baffled by the tricks up his sleeveless shirt
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: I'm going to be in Carlisle KY at the paranormal event called COMPARACON on Saturday, April 4th. This event is hosted by our friends COMMONWEALTH PARANORMAL.
To see more about the event, click here COMPARACON. To see info about COMMONWEALTH PARANORMAL click hereCOMMONWEALTH PARANORMAL .
I'll be at the event selling my ghost story for five bucks and the Dream Shade novel for ten bucks ONLY IF you come up to me and tell me that you are from my ghost story myspace page. Otherwise my ghost story will be $6.99 and my novel will be $12.99. That saves you money on shipping and handling and you'll even get them autographed. Plus you can hang out with me and my friend the celebrity JOE RIGGS, the mentalist/magician putting even David Blaine to the test. I'll also have a package deal where you get a signed copy of a drawing, both books signed and a manuscript of my short story "Poster Girl" which was published in a short story book 2 years ago to help my friend out.
No worries though. If you decide not to buy anything everyone will get a bag of free goodies from me and my friends. You'll get an autographed copy of one of my very own drawings, a cd of my musical friends from all over the nation and stuff I won't even mention here. There will be some cool crafts relating to the paranormal as well made by some of my artisitic friends. I don't know what other people will have for sale or how much they will charge but at least when you visit me it will be something you can afford. I'm also giving away a free pack of ramen noodles with each donation to my starving artist cup and a free copy of the song I wrote for my grandmother with each donation to the cancer foundation. Hope to see you there!
Before I get to what this adventure/horror novel is about please allow me to tell you a bit about this page. On this page I am attempting to let you khow about other cool adventure/horror things such as movies, books, t.v. shows, authors, actors, musicians, etc. that I feel relate to the genre in some way. You'll probably find random stuff too that I just felt like putting on here. Check out other sections of this page for articles relating to the subject. For instance, an article I write about a musician I like will be in the Music Section. That's pretty easy, right? Hope so. Feel free to leave me any messages too. I run this site myself because I like to get to know people. Plus, I like to do fun things and give stuff away regularly because I care and I can. What other celebrity would do that? Get while the gettin's good. Now, on to my novel...
Meet Kane Arthur Goodman, the laughing stock of the middle school. Day after day it’s the same old thing; clothes ragged, hair a mess, barely any muscle tone, no attention span and easily forgettable. The only time he seems to snap out of his constant daze is when a fight breaks out. Even then, when he tries to save the innocent, he gets stomped. Badly.
Meet the new Principal of the school, Mill Andrew Kinner. Upon first glance of young Kane he immediately begins to question Kane’s demeanor. However, he is quickly shunned by the faculty and staff who stay as far away as possible. Why? Because people die who get involved with Kane. Violently. Horribly. Sickeningly. As soon as someone begins to speak of Kane they begin to physically die right in front of Kinner’s face. Anyone who tries to improve the mood and lifestyle of Kane is hunted by the Shadow Men. Absolutely anyone.
Kinner interferes anyway and finds himself in pointblank range of a stunningly cruel evil. It will take all of his love, faith, and determination to get behind the answers that keep Kane in his dull state and to break the seal of evil bestowed upon Kane. He will even go through hell itself if he has to. If Kinner fails humanity will never know why Kane is The Chosen.
Would you like to sample the first chapter? Well, I'll give you the first 3 chapters. Head to the blogs at the top of the page titled Initiation Day: Chapter 1 and Initiation Day: Chapter 2
and Initian Day: Chapter 3.
Please send a request for the next 2 chapters if you liked the previous two.
If you've read the first three chapters or if you want to go ahead and buy the book you can click HERE
I have a lot of other cool things I do too. Rock music, rap music, soft rock music, comedy skits, other books and short stories, etc. You can check those out on the left hand side of the page. Roam around too for articles I wrote about cool and/or random things. Thanks for checking out the site. I hope to keep you entertained for years to come.
Dream Shade: The Chosen is copyright 2006 by Daniel C. Morrison.
Who I'd like to meet: In this section is a checklist of people I would like to meet. If the person is in bold, I have met them. Check them out too to see what's going on in their worlds.
Steven Spielberg, David Blain, Joe Riggs, Christian Bale, Stephen King, Val Kilmer, John Cusack, Joss Whedon, Harrison Ford, Frank Miller, Michael Bay, Billy Mallery, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Robert Deniro, Bruce Willis, WIll Ferrel, Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Jason Statham, Michael Crichton, Johnny Depp, Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, MIlla Jovovich
Sending Bright Blessings and Warm Hugs for your Special Day...Happy Birthday...May life reach out and make all of your dreams come true....love and light, Pamla
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