I'm Mel and I am striving to be honest, simple, spontaneous, and elegant. And, you know, I may not make it a lot of the time, but I'm still pretty damn close.
I'm actually a HUGE fan of pork lol I'm actually eating a pulled pork sandwich as we speak lmao.
those double x fantasies of mine will get me far lmao. - probably not in a good way , though :D.
I said , " um , I'm not so sure " lol It was kinda like Déjàvu :D. I either skipped the subject or , said , YES!!! The guy I said yes to said , " really , where u live ? " lmao. VIOLATION to the UMPH * DEGREE.
and mhm , he looked down and then I looked down. all of a sudden he walked over ; slowly slid his hand over my chest , unbuttoned my blouse .. it's not over yet :) I then , wraped my legs around him and slowly slid down .... lmao. we all know what happens next . MAY GOD FORGIVE lol
- hey , this could happen someday :)
song time -
" let's have some fun this beat is sick , I wanna take a ride on his disco stick .. "
* you know , my brother loves that song lol their both very curious :D.
what's his face --
HE ASKED IF I WERE A " FREAK " :D what kind of a answer are guys looking for when they ask that cause , that's not the first time a guy has asked me that lol
The lady said I had to shave ' ANY ' place w. hair lmao. The stuff they spray you w. is FREZZING cold and , when you walk into a room it's like one of those porno stages w. the big lights and the fan lmao.
I would have thought their food would have been like very exotic .. like , pig balls or something :D.
um , well , the church guy hasn't left yet. I don't if i really care anymore since , we didn't really know each other but , last sunday night we had this moment where we were standing across from each other and it was just dead silent lmao.
- he looked me dead in the eyes ... i honestly don't think any guy has looked in into my eyes the way he did lol
eh , yeah , the kenney we know lol we only talk through messages
EVERYTHING SHOULD BE SAID JUST WITH THESE CAPS LMAO.
I get tanned in my backyard lmao. The whole ' Airbrush ' thing wasn't that good since , I had to smell odd for a whole 8 hrs. and then , take a shower.
OH , I thought you were going to Oregon lol oops! :) and , those boys down there sound like something special lmao. * did you get any digits ;D. and , is the food any good ?
LOVE LIFE - [ not so hot ]
Oddly enough , mama dosen't like what she see's lmao. Guys in long island are a bit boring. I figured my love life will start to spice up when I move to a far away place like, HAWAII or maybe even ROME.
During college years , of course. Sad to say that the guy I've learned more about this summer is kenney jones.
um , everything has been okay , I guess. - slightly weird and , a tad bit too hot outside. I'm like 2 shades darker :D lmao. * my boob color is pretty sexy , though . I'm able to wear those MAX clevage shirts to church more often :D.
lol it's fine ... i'm easy to forget :) it happens!
yeah , you're right . eh , I hate this whole ' CRUSH ' thing . It seriously makes me sick lol lmao. If I was to knock him out , which , is never a bad idea lol he'll probably cry to his mom who gave me like 2 hugs in a row last time I saw her :D she said that she was going to miss me when she and her .. family moves lol eh , I felt kinda sad , actually.
Me too lol I could probably give you 20 right off the bat lmao. hey , my mom was saying that she could probably get me a job at a tatoo place picking up phones and whatever lol
FREE TATOOOO! oh , and , maybe ever PIERCING! :'D.
I went over it over 100,000,000 times i my head but , I don't want it to sound all weird so , I figured i'd tell him whatever comes to mind in a est. time of 10 seconds lmao. Do you think he's reaction will be like , --
" ewh , I NEVER liked you! " that is what I'm so scared of or , even , dead silence . It would seriously kill me , If that were to happen.
Seriously , the Bermuda Trinagle sounds like the best place to push people you don't like into or over lmao.
what do you think I should say , - I mean , I've gone over stuff in my head and , everything I say seems to be longer than it should be lmao. I just want to say everything I need to in like , 2 mins . I'm reallly ready for that moving on thing ever since , I saw this amazing looking black dude totally checking me out lol and he was like , 6'6 :D.
Oh , I honestly thought , you HATED me for the whole party withdrawl :( I'm still oh so sorry lol
I plan on taking a ship across the Bermuda Triangle and see what's really going on lol you should come :D.
I've decided to tell [ what's his face ] about my long standing fantasies about him lmao. do you think that's a good idea .. oh , and where have YOU , been ? :D I thought you mysteriously vanished.
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I actually wondered if other people do what I do every sunday if that church guy is there lol
4/22/09.
1. true , but , you'd be suprised at who this person is lol 2. I thought the guy was the slightest bit cool until , he said all that stupid crap about how ' this girl is fugly but , I tell her she's beautiful ' uh , that's horrible .
he probably said some crazy shit about me . this guy is someone I told you about , too . clue ; whipped his thing out to a former friend lol 3.I mean , she totally failed me last quarter cause of her stupid husband .
WTF!? I didn;t even like him lol 4.He's NOT my type . I don't want to be shallow but , ... ewh lmao no .
5.This guy is actually liked by many girls in class lol it's kinda crazy , though .
I mean , he says hi to me and nothing to the other one named after me lol
4/23/09.
Jane , crying is something I'm very goood at lol I started balling out in global class lmao .
I think people think I'm like , a mental case lol Oh , and this lady came up to me in chapel telling me to go up to the alter and get prayed for and my RE was . - I don't want to lol
she'll have me down as a example of what NOT to do :D.
okay , well , I saw thee ' church boy ' giving me the up and down look lmao .
I was sooo incredibly proud of myself , even though , I'm causing him to stumble lustfully during church service lol with my low rise blouses and my heels like , - damn , shawty sho nuff got it lmao [ twista ] lmao :D.
question ; have you ever day dreamed something really '' BAD '' during church service lol
school 101 - 4/22/09 1.came in w. my hair pinned up and the next day a girl who will not be named had the same hairstyle , what can i say jane , I'm a trend hair setter lol 2.I overheard some really shocking things in art from this dude in my class .
his vocabualry included these two terms , - FUCKING and - GIRLS lol ugh !! * sorry for the whole spelling out the word , i swear , I'm a ANGELLL 0:) 3.my freakin' spanish teacher is the worst spanish teacher out there .
4. lately , I've been sneaking around corners cause I don't want to come in contact w. this boy that apparently , likes me .
5. myspace prob . this dude at school was totally talking to me and saying hi and i blew him off cause he is incredibly boring lol now , he glares at me in chapel and shit lol :D.
eh , no worries :) but , seriously - I HATE VEGETABLES lol
um , we all could always see some freaky scary movie :D
ah , ASHLEY CULLEN is a expert at screaming my head off lol
notice this could be put either way lmao :D .
YES, they are soooooo much easier to have a convo with .
IAN : " who's that , she pretty! " lmao .
In my head I was like jane would have TOTALLY freaked if she heard that shit lol
he's actually pretty coool , though .
I've decided to take pole dancing classes , also lmao :D yes , I actually told oscar .
.... no , not what you may think lol but , he was sooo suprised !
he was like , " you know , I take pole dancing classes tooo but , I have to shave my legs "
jane , neglection is something that causes a person to want to eat her vegtables lol
um , eh , ive got some news to tell you . very V I V I D words lmao :D .
well , here it goes . - i've found that talking to the boys in my clas is quite ... fun lol
I mean they seem to be more open to talking than the girls .... no comment from me
on them but , YES!.
my life is brilliant , my love is pure
how have you been ? and OMG!? jane - ator ian said you are pretty lol
NO JOKE !! he saw your yearbook picture from last year ;D.
Generally, this is the only beautiful thing in my life that's worth my interest, but I make exceptions.
