About me:
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My name is Jess and I'm honestly very plain and boring for a very strange individual. I have a habit of biting my nails and cracking my bones. I can dry swallow pills, force my ribs inward on command, and I'm blind in my left eye. I'm fairly quiet unless I'm around certain people or in certain places. I'm fairly queer by the definition of strange because I'm not quite fully homo. I become easily addicted to things so I've decided to stay clear of drugs which ruins my idea to try everything just once. I'm a Trekkie for the original series, fuck the rest of that shit. Got to have my Kirk and Spock (new movie is awesome by the way). One day I may be ftm but for now I'm just sitting back, looking like a dyke. Whatever works right? I wear size ten shoes and I think the human soul has infinate life. Reincarnation is key. My elbows don't bend and I have no idea why but it hurts. My biggest fear is that my knees will start too and I'll be wheelchair bound forever. When I was younger I had a fetish for amputation or being crippled in some way. Now I'm a bit fond of asphyxiation, doctors and Nazis. Industrial music is amazing, as is punk. I listen to anything under the sun really save for country and rap. Yes, I listen to some pop songs, and yes I try to sing in foreign languages I don't know... but I do know the German national anthem and some bar song. Thank you, Herr Hoppe. I want to live in a big city one day and draw for a living, do graphic design or something like that. Be an art professor. I have two tattoos and a few failed piercings. I was bulimic for about three months and somewhat consider doing it again though it did not help. I write a lot... a lot a crap about gay kids. They make my world go 'round. I have a facination with WWII and Nazis. I own the Satanic Bible and the Satanic Rituals. Biblical stories tend to be fairly interesting if told in a decent way. I always refer to people and myself as 'individual' unless gender is nessecary because I say forget vaginas and penises. Let's keep the world ambiguous. My favorite colors are green and purple but I've fond of anything really. The fucking rainbow people, the god damned spectrum. Gay's can't steal what belongs to everyone. The color spectrum is for anyone with eyes (sorry blind people). The Catcher in the Rye, no matter what anyone says, was a fucking amazing and classic book. I've made countless references to it in my works (mainly the poetry and not so much the novels). A Modest Proposal is halarious. I want my own library and I'm slowly working on one. Armin Meiwes facinates the living fuck out of me. I love the Man With No Name trilogy. I want to learn to play the bagpipe. I want to get another mohawk. I've run low and ADD ramble material so good morning/afternoon/evening/night/life.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Interesting people who are random as fuck... like all of the guys on the Jackass movies. I would love to be friends with idiots like that. I also love smart people who aren't too smart to be cool. The vulgar smart people who tend to be halarious and make dirty jokes. Overly gay kids make my world go 'round and so do the kids who send my gaydar off the scale yet really aren't gay (or not yet. Who knows that their future holds). I want to become friends with a tattooist and someone who hops trains but only over the summer. A mentally unstable kid who talks to themselves but not in that annoying way where you want to smack them and tell them to shut up like this guy from school who used to talk about setting the school on fire but never actually did it who sometimes turned to me and told me about this shit and I didn't even know his name and I doubt he know mine. I want to marry a drag queen who wouldn't mind marrying a king. He can wear the dress and I'll wear the tux. As long as he comes home to me at night I don't care who he has sex with and he won't care who I have sex with. All the better if he's just as asexual as I am. ...Basically.
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