e·vis·cer·ate
1. Surgery. to remove the contents of (a body organ)
FIRST OFF: The infomation I provide in bulletins and some blogs is for your entertainment and more importantly your education. I will answer your questions about the human body/diseases but dont confuse this for a diagnosis. Don't be stupid... if you have a health problem go to your doctor!
Second: Everything on this myspace is real. The drawings, the photos, the writings have all been done by me. If you would like to use my material please email me and give credit where credit is due... do not just assume it is okay to use my photos/art/writing. thank you.
So who am I?
I have moved from New York to the Midwest to obtain Doctor of Chiropractic and Medical Doctorate degrees... I will finish my first doctorate in 2009 and my second in 2013. I plan on using holistic and allopathic techniques to promote wellness and improve the living conditions of humans (thats you).
Well known for my anatomical drawings and writings.
Most are intrigued by what i do on the side.... I have discovered that I am very good at dissecting human beings and so I am a anatomy prosector, which means i dissect cadavers for anatomical purposes and I utilize this in order to educate incoming graduate students as well as myself about the mystery of life and the elaborate machine that we are.
I am not selfish with my knowledge... you might have seen me volunteering at Bodies the Exhibition in NYC or Body Worlds in St. Louis as a tour guide... I have also been featured in magazines such as Natural Health Magazine and I also provide educational tours to medical assistants, surgical technicians, massage therapy students, and others in the health related fields. If you have any questions relating to disease, pathological disorders, anatomy, physiology, personal wellness, or just whatever please email me...
On this site you will find all of my passions which are sometimes your curiosities.... I cannot and will not post pictures of my dissections of humans.
-eviscerator
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root
The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease.
Thomas Alva Edison
Who I'd like to meet: The hundreds of people that were noble enough to donate their bodies to science so that future physicians and researchers like myself have the opportunity to learn, educate, and save the lives of countless others.
The future patients that I will go into battle with each day who battle terminal illnesses for they are the real heroes.
Those who maintain a strong positive outlook in life even though they are dying. They posess a desire to fight disease in order to spend more time with the ones they love... something the majority of the populace takes for granted.
So how do you go about remembering to live in the here and now as often as possible?You could write down the questions above and put them somewhere you could see them, or jot down any key word that reminds you to breathe in the present moment. You could pause when you hear the phone ring or when you get in or out of the ca...r. You could have a chime go off or before going to bed or rising in the morning you could set your intention that you will become still for as many moments as you can
AS I WALKED BESIDE THE RIVER AND WATCHED HER BEAUTY FLOW... LIKE SANDS IN THE HOURGLASS FLEETING... TIME DOES GO... REFLECTION ON MY YOUTHFUL PAST OF TIME CARELESSLY TOSSED AWAY... DREAMS CAN NOT LAST FOREVER THOUGH THOUGHTLESSLY,AS CHILDREN WE PLAY... WE TAKE FOR GRANTED MOMENTS THAT DARE NOT COME AGAIN.... THE MIRROR REFLECTS OUR AGING WHERE IN VANITY WE ONCE SIN... IN PRIDE WE'LL ALL LOOSE OUR FOOTING HOUSES BUILT ON SAND NEVER LAST... LIKE MOURNFUL SOULS LEFT WAILING GRIEVING FOR OUR CHECKERED PAST... SO YEARS BECOME THE SLAYER OF YOUTHFUL VANITY AND PRIDE... FRAIL THE BODY SLIPS AWAY CRUELLY WITH OUR YOUTH TRAPPED INSIDE... HOLD FAST TO THE MOMENTS YOUR GIVEN FOR EACH DAY TAKE NOT FOR GRANTED... LIVE, LAUGH AND LOVE TODAY AND MAKE WHAT'S LEFT ENCHANTED!!!
sell me some poison if you will, i have lots of rats i want to kill. and if you still, feel like you'll spill, not to worry, i offer to pay your telephone bill!
i maketh' poem for you. for you zee one and only doctor. ♥
I took the summer off but started back in Aug to get my associates will be done in begining of March...then guess I have to find a job again....:0( not sure if im said or just worried about changing fields from factory work to medical assistant????